#TeamTrainwreck 15: His hair didn't have stamina, so why should his athletes?

[skatingguy]

We do hard, not crazy! ??‍

If you say so.

 

[Jeschke]

How many skaters left? (Asking for a friend)

10, 3CZE, and she is currently ranked CZE#2

 

[Jeschke]

@SmallFairy Abt-time now

 

[Jeschke]

Attention: Guarnieri next

 

[SmallFairy]

@SmallFairy Abt-time now

Not fooling me again!!!

 

[Jeschke]

Not fooling me again!!!

His chick leads Paganini! ?

 

[SmallFairy]

His chick leads Paganini! ?

What?!?

 

[Jeschke]

What?!?

Ladies SP

Yoonmi LEHMANN 56.51
Alexia PAGANINI 54.54

 

[SmallFairy]

Wow. FS bloodbath.

 

[Jeschke]

Wow. FS bloodbath.

2 euros spots.
I like Yamada too.
So Switzerland has better skaters than Germany right now

 

[SmallFairy]

Russian thread is getting crazier each day. I have all these people on ignore, but I still managed to read out the discussion about Liza withdrawing from nationals to avoid being tested for doping in Saransk

 

[SmallFairy]

2 euros spots.
I like Yamada too.
So Switzerland has better skaters than Germany right now

Yes, thankfully, but the title is prestigious too. Me too like Yamada. Poor Germany Since I started to watch skating mid 90ies I think Swiss girls have better results than Germany, if you compare. Thanks to Sarah Meier of course. Or maybe they are close, thanks to Shevchenko and Kielmann?

 

[Dobre]

Russian thread is getting crazier each day. I have all these people on ignore, but I still managed to read out the discussion about Liza withdrawing from nationals to avoid being tested for doping in Saransk

That is because 15 sane people felt compelled to respond to the same illogical comment. (One can't blame them, considering).

Except the fact that he is Fed’s only chance to get medal at Worlds

Hmm.

I don't know whether to say I question this possibility; or if things go badly (due to mistakes and/or withdrawals), then it's certainly possible Kolyada's not the only one. Shrug. It's the men.

Personally, I'd just take one clean performance of this new FD from Aliev. Let the chips fall where they may. I'd like to see where the chips would fall.

Dance: tba

This is just because you are disinclined to consider Popova & Mozgov's highly qualified application from Golden Spin. It is not every team that can completely muck up the first half of the pattern, implode the RD lift, and blow the second set of FD twizzles in one competition.

 

[Jeschke]

This is just because you are disinclined to consider Popova & Mozgov's highly qualified application from Golden Spin. It is not every team that can completely muck up the first half of the pattern, implode the RD lift, and blow the second set of FD twizzles in one competition.

They are a lot, but heartbreak they ain't! ??

 

[Jeschke]

Good news from Italy. After Leccardi ****ed up big time Tornaghi jumped in and sits in 2nd.
Seems like we can still hope to see Guarnieri at euros, junior worlds or bavarian open

 

[Jeschke]

-Watchlist-Update

Watch List:
Ladies: Robertson, Karly
Men: Pulkinen, Camden NEW
Pairs: Panfilova, Apollinariia / Rylov, Dmitry
Dance: tba

 

[Dobre]

They are a lot, but heartbreak they ain't! ??

I believe there are police sirens and handcuffs during their exhibition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6asM8R2uHE4

 

[SmallFairy]

Ok, so apparently I have no life and so I looked up the results of Swiss and German woman at Euros since 1994. Switzerland is saved by Krieg, Meier and now Paganini. Germany's had many talents, but they vanished (Fitze, Stadlmüller) In recent years Weinzierl and Schott has been saving lots of the German honour! Dyrtr was good too. When Meier was injured, Switzerland was lost.

1994 G: Tanja S.5, Witt 8, Kielmann 9
S: Natalie Krieg 10
1995 G: TS 4 MK 6 S:Janine Burg 16, Krieg 19
1996 G: TS 5 S: Lucinda Ruh 23
1997 G: Eva-Maria Fitze 7 S: Anina Fivian 15
1998 G: TS 3 S:AF 25
1999 G: EMF 12 S: Christe Borghi 25

2000 G: Zoya Douchine 18 S:Sarah Meier 16
2001 G:Susanne Stadlmüller 12 S:SM 5
2002 G: Andrea Diewald 31 S:SM 13
2003 G:Anett Dytrt 21 S:Kimena Brog Meier 22
2004 G: AD 11 S:SM 10
2005 G: AD 12 S:SM 10
2006 G: AD 10 S:SM 4
2007 G: Kristin Wieczorek 19 Christiane Berger 20 S:SM 2
2008: G:AD 12 S:SM 2
2009: G:AD 7 S:Nicole Graf 26 Noemi Silberer 28
2010 G:Sarah Hecken 16 Shira Wilner 24 S:SM 5

2011 G:SH 11 S:SM 1
2012 G: Natalie Weinzierl 22 S:Romy Bühler 20 Myriam Leunberger 21
2013 G:NW 9 S: Tina Steuenzinger 20
2014 G: NW 8 S: Tanja Odermatt 26
2015 G: Nicole Schott 9 NW 12 S: Eveline Brunner 14
2016 G: NW 7 Lutrizia Bock 25 S:TO 28
2017 G: NS 10 S:Yamada 27
2018 G: NS 10 Lea J. Dastitch 16 S:Alexia Paganini 7

I might have missed some. Excuse spelling! At worlds I remember Ruh being 12th in 1999. Fitze represented Germany, she was 22nd or something ? of course Tanja S. won bronze at worlds in 1994

 

[alchemy void]

Sarah Hecken

 

[Jeschke]

Entire post

Germany leads 12-10 ??

 

[SmallFairy]

Ok, so just to finish it I summarised one skater from each year-the highest placement-and got some numbers.

Germany: 297
Switzerland: 362

Germany wins! The years with Meier not present took a too hard toll on the Swiss.

 

[Ka3sha]

to @Dobre suggestion to add Popova/Mozgov to the watch-list!
I mean.. bizzare choreo, stupid mistakes, their instagrams, ALL those exibitions, K&C shenanigans, Mozgov’s adopted puppy + they both are extremely nice people


To say the truth , I also agree with this:

They are a lot, but heartbreak they ain't! ??

But I don’t find half of the team members heartbreaking, so...
And here we are talking only about the watch-list, not the actual team

 

[alchemy void]

I believe there are police sirens and handcuffs during their exhibition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6asM8R2uHE4

omg this is EPIC. So trashy, they cover no ice at all, her costume is just

Put them on the watchlist.

ETA: I'm now watching some of their other programs. I love the programs and drama, but are they always so slow?

 

[Vagabond]

Russian thread is getting crazier each day. I have all these people on ignore, but I still managed to read out the discussion about Liza withdrawing from nationals to avoid being tested for doping in Saransk

And yet, they are in GSD, and we are in The Trash Can.

 

[alchemy void]

But I don’t find half of the team members heartbreaking, so...
And here we are talking only about the watch-list, not the actual team

You're telling me you don't find Karly Robertson, Mari Vartmann, So Youn Park, and Nicole Schott heartbreaking?!?

I find that VERY hard to believe

 

[Ka3sha]

ETA: I'm now watching some of their other programs. I love the programs and drama, but are they always so slow?

It depends
I have seen them live two times - at last year Nationals and at the test skates this September.
I absolutely loved them at Nationals, they were fast and sharp there
But at the test skates they were indeed a bit slow and heavy, but, well , is was just the beginning of the season..

 

[Jeschke]

For god's sake, because now even @Ka3sha and @alchemy void stabbing my back and all the arguments mentioned above AND because last season Betty had by far the most stunning dress (which was ditched after 1 event ), they are in (for their entertainment factor alone) with an special clause:

-Watchlist-Update

Watch List:
Ladies: Robertson, Karly
Men: Pulkinen, Camden New
Pairs: Panfilova, Apollinariia / Rylov, Dmitry
Dance: Popova, Betina, Mozgov, Sergey New*

*consideration for the real team is already lifelong denied

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Somewhere in Lodz @shah peed himself just outta joy

 

[Dobre]

*consideration for the real team is already lifelong denied

Your life or theirs?

 

[Ka3sha]

For god's sake, because now even @Ka3sha and @alchemy void stabbing my back and all the arguments mentioned above AND because last season Betty had by far the most stunning dress (which was ditched after 1 event ), they are in (for their entertainment factor alone) with an special clause

Wow!
I didn’t expect that you’d so easily agree


#missionactualteamby2020Nats

 

[Vagabond]

(((((bossman)))))