#TeamTrainwreck 15: His hair didn't have stamina, so why should his athletes?

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Hanna said:
Why is Karly not even a sub? :drama:
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What? ? How could I miss?
I hope she denied in some drama-ish way being reduced to sub-status! ????

Side note: You will get a proper Daleman-reply via PM tomorrow ?
 
Lol the fierce Vikings! Comfy Balls have written lots of blog posts lately about feeling ready and confident, and that this past year he trained better than ever. @Jeschke I actually stand for my comment about his SP, it will be no problem getting through if he skates it like he's done all season, it's actually very good and smooth. It's the FS, that's the problem. It's a slow mess, I can't believe he went back to LeMis:scream:

I haven't spoken with Camilla since before Christmas, but I think she has a new dress. And she celebrated Christmas with mama and Anne Line and bro Helgesson. (Who's been skiing with other Helgessons during vacation). #vikingupdate
 
alchemy void said:
Oh dear. I agree WRT to dance. Totally boring. Skip.

BUT I do think pairs will be the most intriguing event of the competition Especially with @Jeschke's favorite team The Knierems. Has Todd Sand taken a break from serial killing to coach them more? Can Kayne/OShea win? Will Stellato rise like Whitney? Will Brandon Frazier end up on my do hard list? (spoiler alert: YES) Not to mention Cain/Leduc.

And men are entertaining. Chen is my favorite guy skater in the world right now. Plus Pulkinen, Torgashev, Ma, velvetboi, Savary.

Ladies. Time for the power of love to prevail! Slay Mariah! :cheer:
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Honestly I’m just here for pairs! Bring on the catfight!

taz'smum said:
I hate the way the thread's been hijacked as I used to like to check that thread for real Russian updates :(
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Ugh same. I have to scroll through so much nonsense these days just to find an interview!

SamuraiK said:
Jenny Kirk being awesome about toxic social media!! Loved it.
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Yasss! She always was the voice of reason behind TSL. I wonder what she thinks of the way Dave has been handling things without her...what with fat-shaming Liza and all.

Wyliefan said:
I posted a Russian update (or at least an interview) in there hours ago. Hardly anyone has noticed. :lol:
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Stepanova and Bukin right? I saw it!
 
Jeschke said:
Sorry @SamuraiK for stealing your thing for a day.

Deeply-missed-at-Euros-IG-edition:

MEN
Our boy (no explanation needed here)
Paniot alias UKR puppy #2 (never really recovered from the olympic meltdown)
Pavlov alias UKR puppy#1 (I ignore to see him as a pairs skater for now)
Ponsart (quelle targédie)
J. Belohradsky alias CZE puppy#1 (And now, the end is near...)
Naurits alias EST puppy#1 (no spot, but sex girl at least)
Dimitrescu (might only be missed by @rfisher)

LADIES
Perkova (so close she was :drama:)
LaTuk (what a shame :drama:)
Lil'Rose (still not over it :drama:)
Kostner (just because she is Kostner and we need real women out there competing)
Robertson (private account, will vice dare to request?)
Leccardi (I expect her getting the worlds spot nontheless)
Scheidt (who needs weather effects when we can have slutty pirate?)
Kuchvalska (not even sub status :eek: though she won nationals, silver medalist goes :eek: )(((@shah)))
Queen U (no IG found)
Klotz (mentioned for vice, no IG found)
Algotsson (no IG found)

PAIRS
Bidar (above all, I do need him back, I desperately do :drama: If Aliona needs a new toyboy, get him! )
Empress and Massot (no explanation needed)
Zabiiako/Enbert (he deleted his account :drama: @Ka3sha is there a new one?)
Efimova/Korovin (I had enough time to prepare for this secnario, so don't worry folks, I am fine)
Stolbova (no explanation needed :drama: no IG found, @Mad for Skating might be of help here)
Vartmann (wound still fresh :drama: best IG post ever by her :rofl: :gallopin1)

ICE DANCE
Bob (because it's Bob!)
Shpilevaya/Smirnov (AZE calling)
Zagorski/Guerreiro (Mama is still responsible for that buying tickets for euros in advance! :drama:)
#cancerdance (to lighten the mood)
Buckland (Disco is nice, but BabyBuckland is hot!)
Nazarova/Nikitin (And now, the end is near...#2) (((@Hanna )))
Monaghan/Fourati (youtube-link, as this folklore-backslide will be truely missed,same with the FD)
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Enbert just changed his username, his account is still here https://www.instagram.com/aleksandr_enbert/

As for Stolbova, her Instagram was hacked so she got a new one https://www.instagram.com/stolbova.new/?hl=en and btw I love how you asked me because you figured I would have all the updates on her lol ? #IAlwaysKnowWhatMyCrushesAreDoing
 
But seriously, why on earth aren't Belarus sending a lady to their own championships??? Does no one have the minimum? Come on, that can't be?!
 
By the way, since it’s safer to ask in this thread than the Russia one, does anyone have the full time schedule for Euros so I can figure out if I’m going to get any sleep? Thanks ?
 
SmallFairy said:
But seriously, why on earth aren't Belarus sending a lady to their own championships??? Does no one have the minimum? Come on, that can't be?!
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Damn, how could we have missed having one person in here for competition statistics :drama::wall:
We I had no clue about Kuchvalska missing SP TES still (???), no clue about McKay's Golden Bear score and now we don't know why 1930's is denied :drama:

Hope she will get a decent part in the opening ceremony :drama:
 
SamuraiK said:
No worries, loved that the stalking has spread out since I've been mostly a lurker these past weeks :D
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We know you just hold back for your big comeback with a season's end 'Do-Hard' voting at its best.
Don't disappoint us buddy. We are full of expectations for that! :40beers:
 
Jeschke said:
Damn, how could we have missed having one person in here for competition statistics :drama::wall:
We I had no clue about Kuchvalska missing SP TES still (???), no clue about McKay's Golden Bear score and now we don't know why 1930's is denied :drama:

Hope she will get a decent part in the opening ceremony :drama:
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You're right, where is our Sylvia?!? I'm not, I won't be able to keep track:(
 
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taz'smum said:
Damn, it is going to be really hard for crazy русская мама to find some way to stand out in Minsk ....
Has anyone streaked during an ISU championship yet?:biggrinbo
(warning, this link is not for those of a weak disposition)
https://rugbyoldbloke.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/fabf5cd15eea19c4f9180bd91610b5e5.jpg
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Are we allowed to post links to nudity in here? :COP:
(If you will be banned of this forum, this counts as bizarre off ice incidents towards T/J's campaign for the train ???)

Either way: with tits like that, streak mama, streak! ??‍♀️
 
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So what effects would it have on the marks for a streak mid program?
PCS Bonus points if the skater(s) interact with the streaker?
 
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