#TeamTrainwreck 17: Just don't screw up like you always do!

[Jeschke]

Speculations what this exam was about? ?
(Yeah, it’s off season)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BxhwrR1hnd2/?igshid=13ozrm7ccl3lz

 

[Jeschke]

@SmallFairy are you alright? I am worried as we haven’t heard of you since a leaked the Smirnov photos ?

 

[Vagabond]

Speculations what this exam was about? ?
(Yeah, it’s off season)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BxhwrR1hnd2/?igshid=13ozrm7ccl3lz

Anatomy?

 

[rfisher]

He went surfing last summer, too. #nicsnumberonefan #unblockmeontwitteriloveyou

That body, though. Wow.

Maybe he can try out for the Canadian surfing team for the summer Olympics. It's not as if they have anybody else.

 

[Vagabond]

I consider that trainwreck thread to be a trashy,seedy homosexual hangout. Needless to say,I avoid at all costs.

-BB

Isn't it interesting that this poster troll has been casting votes for our annual #TTW awards? ?️‍

 

[Mad for Skating]

Lazukin providing us with excellent IG coverage of LaTuk
https://www.instagram.com/p/BxYFMz7HZug/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=17h0n1rmxy9v5

#lazukinthebootyphotographer

(BTW, does anyone other than @Jeschke or myself care about Mari anymore in here?)

I do, even though I’ve only seen her skate like once ?

Btw, @SmallFairy don't look at the pictures, if you watch, they will burn into your brain and Smirnov will never be the same for you! ??

Here I was thinking we were going to get some actual content and it’s just pics from the rink. Call me when he does a La Tuk.

 

[Jeschke]

I really feel like you should vote for 1930s in this poll so she can finish no worse than T-8th.
Thanks!

Quiztime folks:
In MEEPOTS the last 2 places (1930's, Panfilova/Rylov) got one vote each only.
And who voted for them?
#bossesforareason

 

[Jeschke]

Here I was thinking we were going to get some actual content and it’s just pics from the rink. Call me when he does a La Tuk.

He gives us perfectly posed half-nude pictures all the time.
Showing himself out there in normal sportswear, with messy hair is a shocking new discovery! (((viking)))

To be honest: Would I not have recognized the boobs next to him, I would not have had any clue who he is! ?

 

[Jeschke]

Sorry Kitty, but this is ?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BxmLNBAF7I6/?igshid=1hhnz06hbb4mq

 

[rfisher]

They would be really cute together. ,Maybe she's his new inspiration

 

[Ka3sha]

This is quite suitable for #ttw , I think
1. https://youtu.be/fd9rZt5WSps?t=1731
2. https://youtu.be/fd9rZt5WSps?t=1907

 

[Jeschke]

What are Pulkinen and Murashov doing in Tyrol?
(IG stories of both)

 

[DobrinFan]

What are Pulkinen and Murashov doing in Tyrol?
(IG stories of both)

I think Pulkinen is getting choreography done by Lambiel since Koshiro is also there.

 

[Jeschke]

Folks we have our 2019 -winners:

MESS: Messing
MEEPOTS: Shpilevaya/Smirnov
POTS: Salmon
Tursy-POTS: H/D + Hanlen/Lauzon

I am still in shock Galustyan did not make it (though I like MESSing winning MESS)
Compensation win for S/S, what should have been #thefinger's last season! #bitterboss
Very happy though that the one stepping into the big Pogo-footsteps of the most important award is Posterboy, the one and only! #blackwolf#blackwolf

 

[aliceanne]

Folks we have our 2019 -winners:

MESS: Messing
MEEPOTS: Shpilevaya/Smirnov
POTS: Salmon
Tursy-POTS: H/D + Hanlen/Lauzon

I am still in shock Galustyan did not make it (though I like MESSing winning MESS)
Compensation win for S/S, what should have been #thefinger's last season! #bitterboss
Very happy though that the one stepping into the big Pogo-footsteps of the most important award is Posterboy, the one and only! #blackwolf#blackwolf

MESS was a highly competitive field. I could see just about anyone of them winning depending on your criteria, artistry, athleticism, technical difficulty, or performance. I voted for Messing on the basis of athleticism (with reputation bias), but Galustyan certainly could have had it on performance ability- that was a splat! Plus Frank Carroll would have said she mooned the audience.

Phan’s toe pick assisted backwards Arabian into a splat showed impressive technique.

 

[Jeschke]

Pressman avatar! ?

 

[Mad for Skating]

This is quite suitable for #ttw , I think
1. https://youtu.be/fd9rZt5WSps?t=1731
2. https://youtu.be/fd9rZt5WSps?t=1907

THIS IS SO FUNNY!

Not skating related, but I think this moment perfectly summarizes #TTW: https://twitter.com/TonyClementsTC/status/1129886959785119744

 

[Jeschke]

Question of the day: did @Hanna succeed and got @alchemy void watching ESC?
If so, I guess his flights to Amsterdam are already booked.

 

[Jeschke]

Who wants #2 when they can have the original?
(and a 3toe)
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxpw9x8D3pR/?igshid=11c3dv0k3mnq2

 

[alchemy void]

Question of the day: did @Hanna succeed and got @alchemy void watching ESC?
If so, I guess his flights to Amsterdam are already booked.

That would be negative. I was supposed to judge for FSU's contest and I haven't even watched one performance. I've been so busy.

Who wants #2 when they can have the original?
(and a 3toe)
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxpw9x8D3pR/?igshid=11c3dv0k3mnq2

Woah, impressive 3toe from Joti! Too bad he seems content as a show skater.

Scott barely even moved. @SmallFairy would have done much better!

 

[alchemy void]

Han Yan is back!

Clean 4toe-2toe here and it looks like his new LP is La La Land, which I think is a perfect choice for him. Can’t wait to see him again!

https://twitter.com/hanyanfanvan/status/1130336439160279040?s=21

 

[Jeschke]

Han Yan is back!

Clean 4toe-2toe here and it looks like his new LP is La La Land, which I think is a perfect choice for him. Can’t wait to see him again!

https://twitter.com/hanyanfanvan/status/1130336439160279040?s=21

#fanvanforever
#secretfijimeetingannounced
#pressmanforgotten
# @RoseRed not

 

[Vagabond]

#pressmanforgotten

 

[rfisher]

#fanvanforever
#secretfijimeetingannounced
#pressmanforgotten
# @RoseRed not

Just in time for the next pro surfing event at Cloudbreak! Can I come? Pleeeeaaassseee.

 

[quartz]

Han Yan is back!

Clean 4toe-2toe here and it looks like his new LP is La La Land, which I think is a perfect choice for him. Can’t wait to see him again!

https://twitter.com/hanyanfanvan/status/1130336439160279040?s=21

OMG HAN YAN!! I don’t even care about Blah Blah Land, because OMG HAN YAN!!

 

[Jeschke]

Members to come.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BxszqmUJhYd/?igshid=1nujngjqwxz9a
Comments ?

 

[alchemy void]

Members to come.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BxszqmUJhYd/?igshid=1nujngjqwxz9a
Comments ?

Adorable!

This will be their season!

 

[alchemy void]

New goal for the summer: to get as tan as Sokolovskaya.

 

[Jeschke]

Adorable!

They will look so damn good in 5yrs.

This will be their season!

Funny thing you are

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Btw. this is search-pic; the one finding @SmallFairy hiding/lurking/drooling in the back wins an unnamed prize!

 

[Jeschke]

New goal for the summer: to get as tan as Sokolovskaya.

I demand weekly-instagram-tan-update (à la Vik) from now on! ??