#TeamTrainwreck 8: See you at Nebelhorn!

[rfisher]

Mari's ex gets no respect

 

[Jeschke]

Mari's ex gets no respect

You have to clarify of whom you are talking? Just, Vin Diesel, Jealous-Girlfriend-Boy or the Cruiseship-Guy?
It's easy to lose track with da Mari!

 

[SmallFairy]

Smalun's hair!!!
Don't tell me he wouldn't have been on the team 2003ish!

 

[Karpenko]

I can't keep up with Russia this offseason every week there's something new and something odd. I wish there were like a newsletter I could subscribe to (with summarized cliffsnotes) so I didn't always feel so behind.

 

[Karpenko]

This really is the most pious thread on FSU.

Peanut butter, headbands, and Pasha's ass on a pillow! (The holy trinity)

 

[alchemy void]

Peanut butter, headbands, and Pasha's ass on a pillow! (The holy trinity)

I still want that slogan on a tshirt (or a pillow)!

Folks, Olga is up to FORTH --- let's get her to third. Things are getting tight!

 

[Jeschke]

Folks, Olga is up to FORTH --- let's get her to third. Things are getting tight!

Olga still FIFTH!
Sorry to put you back to reality!
#delusionalvice

 

[alchemy void]

Olga still FIFTH!
Sorry to put you back to reality!
#delusionalvice

Just wait until my pseuds vote...

 

[alchemy void]

Dasa Grm's new LP(?)

Looking gorgeous, as always!

https://instagram.com/p/BWcjO-4nCfn/

Olympics, please!

 

[Jeschke]

Here is what we all have waited for:
Ross' new short program to macklemore:

For those who want to take a look at Ross's new SP, here is my fancam of it from Colonial Open in May:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0j-WtF3UMxo&t=2s

The video quality is not that great, but it gives an idea of the program.

I love that Ross is trying something different this year.

Kick ass Ross!
#untilthebitterend

 

[Jeschke]

"I want to be on the Olympic team, that's the reason I'm skating," Miner said. "
That's our boy!

Thanks @Sylvia for posting the link to the article
http://www.lakeplacidnews.com/page/content.detail/id/527106/Miner-entertains-the-crowd.html

 

[alchemy void]

Here is what we all have waited for:
Ross' new short program to macklemore:


Kick ass Ross!
#untilthebitterend

Macklemore SP =

 

[Vagabond]

Just wait until my pseuds vote...

 

[pinky166]

Dasa Grm's new LP(?)

Looking gorgeous, as always!

https://instagram.com/p/BWcjO-4nCfn/

Olympics, please!

I wish she could skate like this in competition. I feel like she always looks good in practice but then bombs and pops all her jumps in competiton

 

[alchemy void]

Kiellman beating Szewcenko in the HoF poll...

Olga still has a shot at sneaking in the top 3? Anyone with votes left? I have proposition(s)....

 

[Vagabond]

I wish she could skate like this in competition. I feel like she always looks good in practice but then bombs and pops all her jumps in competiton

I didn't see her even attempt any jumps in that video, let alone pop them.

 

[pinky166]

I didn't see her even attempt any jumps in that video, let alone pop them.

I more just meant her skating looked nice. In competition she always seems so tense and nervous

 

[alchemy void]

HoF voting is going to be right down to the wire!

Abbott is easily in, but the last two spots are totally up for grabs:

29 Kozuka
28 Cohen
28 Markova
25 Abt

I'm even whoring myself out in the From Russia With Love thread to get votes for Markova and Abt.... #Anothernewlow #noshame

 

[alchemy void]

I more just meant her skating looked nice. In competition she always seems so tense and nervous

I totally agree, @pinky166, you know your shit. I feel like Dasa is amazing skater with great programs, musical and effortless transitions, but she really tightens up in competition. She definitely deserved her spot on the team.

 

[Vagabond]

I totally agree, @pinky166, you know your shit. I feel like Dasa is amazing skater with great programs, musical and effortless transitions, but she really tightens up in competition. She definitely deserved her spot on the team.

Woulda, coulda, shoulda.

Criteria:
1) Skater needs a complete package to potentially be a top skater at Euros/4CC's/Worlds/Olympic level
2) Skater needs to have the ability to absolutely rock one day and splat the day after. Even better: rock and splat during one program
3) Skater is not afraid of breaking one's heart over and over again
4) Skater needs more splat/messy performances than great ones

If Grm ever demonstrates the ability to rock it and deliver great performances, then she might legitimately make it onto the Team. Until then, she's just a garden variety headcase.

 

[Jeschke]

#Anothernewlow #noshame

This is sad! Even for you!

 

[alchemy void]

This is sad! Even for you!

I feel so honored!

 

[Jeschke]

'Say something' for James/Cipres or just background music?

http://instagram.com/morgan2477
(story)

 

[alchemy void]

Vik's latest instagram story...yet again karaoke to Lara Fabian Adagio....

You know he totally picked out that music for Pogo's SP a few years back!

 

[alchemy void]

'Say something' for James/Cipres or just background music?

http://instagram.com/morgan2477
(story)

I really hope it's just background music!

 

[Jeschke]

Sorry Vik, minion#2 has better posts
https://instagram.com/p/BWkYF2nFp70/

 

[pinky166]

Here is what we all have waited for:
Ross' new short program to macklemore:


Kick ass Ross!
#untilthebitterend

I still wish Dornbush would come back. USFS totally loves him and would put him on the team if he managed to skate 2 decent programs at Nationals, regardless of his hiatus and inconsistent past

 

[Jeschke]

I still wish Dornbush would come back. USFS totally loves him and would put him on the team if he managed to skate 2 decent programs at Nationals, regardless of his hiatus and inconsistent past

This!

And of course they would kick Zhang off the team even with 3axels in her program

 

[Karpenko]

Zhang is going to make it. #nevergiveup it might not be until 2019 but it's going to happen!

 

[Bellanca]

Zhang is going to make it. #nevergiveup it might not be until 2019 but it's going to happen!

For sure! Psst! Someone notify USFS...