#TeamTrainwreck 24: For the weirdos and the dreamers!

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Pogorilaya, Anna

Glenn, Amber
Honda, Marin
Konstantinova, Stanislava
Lim, Eunsoo
Nugumanova, Elizaveta
Peltonen, Emmi
Schott, Nicole
Tuktamysheva, Elizaveta

Aymoz, Kévin
Březina, Michal
Ignatov, Makar
Nadeau, Nicolas Removed
Pulkinen, Camden
Sadovsky, Roman
Samohin, Daniel
Yan, Han

Ice Dance:
Khudaiberdieva, Elizaveta / Bazin, Egor


Farewell Nicolas Nadeau!
Entry: Feb 18th, 2017
Exit: Oct 20th, 2021
Career highlights: Junior Worlds 2016, 2nd; Four Continents 2019, 11th

A junior career so promising, but already showing first signs of the
potential. Missing JW FS as 25th 2015 turned into a silver medal 2016, followed by a 12th place finish the year after. As male counterpart to the RUS
-Four, you were part of the CAN
-Trio of juniors alongside Orzel and Sadovsky.
Despite all the talent, the big results as a senior never happened but, as a true star member, you made the MESS nominations list two times: 2018 and 2020. Iconic programs and epic choreo, combined with your charisma made us fall in love with you.
Instagram content like this, or this, or this, and yeah this, or that - gave Vice sleepless nights.
We suggested switching to pairs so many times, so we will cheer this route all along.

Thanks for an awesome ride Elvis.

Au revoir!
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For those of you who have just tuned in, have forgotten, or have not been paying attention, here is how we roll.

1) Skater needs a complete package to potentially be a top skater at Euros/4CC's/Worlds/Olympic level
2) Skater needs to have the ability to absolutely rock one day and splat the day after. Even better: rock and splat during one program
3) Skater is not afraid of breaking one's heart over and over again
4) Skater needs more splat/messy performances than great ones

1) Worlds/Olympic medalists and Euro/4CC's champions are not eligible
2) Multiple Euros/4CC's medal winners are not eligible
3) Membership and changes to the Rules and Qualities shall be decided by consensus among longstanding posters in the #TeamTrainwreck Threads, subject to points 1) and 2)
4) The pinky166 is not allowed to make more than one proposal a day
5) Proposals can be submitted in the #teamtrainwreck thread
6) New membership is granted only to current skaters
7) New membership is only granted to senior skaters (at least one international senior competition)
8) Membership can be cancelled due to points 1) and 2), numerous decent skates in a row or not being competitive on elite level anymore.

1) Student of Volchkova/Rukavicin
2) Big boobs/nice ass
3) Boobs/belly/nipples showing
4) Mule kick
5) Uzbek/Russian
6) Last name called Schott
7) Bizarre off-ice incidents
8) Coach
9) Costume (-Malfunction)
10) Splats
11) Bizarre choreography
12) Hair
13) Bizarre salchows
14) Melting down in the second half of the Free program

#TTW = Team Trainwreck
Big Bro = Michal Březina
Bossman = Jeschke (not Norman Jeschke)
Cave In = Kévin Aymoz (from the French pronunciation of his first name and his tendency to cave in)
Danny Salmon = Daniel Samohin
Elvis = Nicolas Nadeau (from his Elvis Presley Free Skate of a few of seasons ago)
Lil Sis = Eliška Březinová
Lovebirds = Two young skaters who display their affection for each other on social media (exact meaning depends on context)
Narcissus and Echo = Guillaume Cizeron and Gabriella Papadakis
Our boy = Dmitri Aliev
Perkov = Anton Shulepov (through his marriage to Perkova)
Perkova = Alena Leonova
Poster boy = Daniel Samohin
Poster girl = Stanislava Konstantinova
Pressman = Vagabond
Romsky = Roman Sadovsky (from his moniker on social media)
Telenovela = Deniss Vasiljevs, either with or without his coach (for obvious reasons)
TM1 = Maria Artemieva (Trainwreck Maria #1)
TM2 = Maria Stavitskaya (Trainwreck Maria #2)
Tsareva = (1) To react impassively to success or failure; (2) not to suffer fools gladly.
Unknown kid = Mark Kondratiuk
Vice = alchemy_void
Well-known kid = Mark Kondratiuk (#TTW in-group humor)

MEEPOTS = Most Epic Ending Pose of the Season
MESS = Most Epic Splat of the Season
MIMOS = Most Important Minion of the Season
POTS or :gallopin1-POTS = Performance of the Season
Tursy-POTS = Kiss and Cry Performance of the Season (from Elizabet Tursynbayeva's mother)
Well-known kid=Mark Kondratiuk (#TTW in-group humor)


If I post in this thread, does that mean I'm on #TTW?

No, the skaters are the ones on the Team, not us. But you may aspire to joining the Fans' Auxiliary.
Who decides whether a skater's membership should be cancelled on grounds other than medalling or retirement?
Normally, the bossman, possibly with the advice of vice. But there's always a first time for everything.
Why are Elizaveta Tuktamysheva and Han Yan on the List?
The bossman has his delusions, and we humor him.
Do you have to be voidy to be on the Team?
No, but it helps. You do, however, have to be heartbreaking.
Is there an anti-American bias here?
Not at all. Several Americans are or have been on the team, e.g., Amber Glenn, Camden Pulkinen, and Gracie Gold.
Isn't this "Team" just a haven for the bossman's favorites
No. If it were, Alexander Samarin would have been on it years ago.
What is the Black Mark of #TTW?
It's our own special curse, bestowed when the bossman allows a skater to the Team based on a certain number of votes rather than his own judgment or a consensus, as required by Rule #3. The curse has been known to end skaters' careers or send their lives into a tailspin
Sally Skater and Peter Partner fell on their death spiral at last weekend's competition. Surely that makes them worthy of the Team.
In and of itself, falling once or even several times in one program does not warrant membership. Please reread the Criteria.
Why aren't skaters allowed on the Team before they skate Seniors at the international level?
We want to give them time to mature without putting too much pressure on them.
Do Junior World medals disqualify a skater from consideration?
No. If anything, they add to the luster of a #TTW candidacy.
Why is this thread in The Trash Can, whereas From Russia with Love is in Great Skate Debate?
We care about the company we keep.
Is there a King and Queen, or is everybody equal?
No, but we do have the bossman and vice.
Can someone explain what this thread is about/for?


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The Harem is now taking applications 😝
We know you cannot keep up with us, no matter how hard you are trying :rofl:

But I’m doing the best job I ever have… Can’t argue with me there.

Why did he retire? I love him. I thought he was going to go places in skating

I hope he rocks it in pairs


Vlad was kicked off the train, but Camden still holds a ticket? Boss, what’s going on? #justiceforhairbrushguy
(When drawing Vlad, I realised his eyebrows are damn fine as well)


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Let the skating begin
Panova at GP circuit.
Clock is ticking :love: :watch:
Is Sinitsina still with her? Dare I hope to see her in the KnC? Dare I hope to see she and Tutberidze standing at the boards pretending the other isn't there? All I need is for the triumvirate to be together again when #Tsarevadaughter rises like a phoenix and makes her GP debut. Or junior worlds. Or junior nationals if it must be. #tongueofdisgust vs #rollingeye vs. #haughtydisdain


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Nadeau deserves a Do-Hard Hall of Fame but skating and programs wise... not much above Stojko/Messing entertainment levels..

Wishing him the best in pairs though.


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Grand Prix is almost here.. The real season is about to begin.

Not realistic at all Podium wishes for SA

Men: Aymoz,Shoma, Zhou
Ladies: Kaori, Trusova, Young You
Pairs: Miura/Kihara, Boikova/Koslovski, Tarasova/Morozov
Dance: FournierSorensen, Chock/Bates, Hubbell/Donohue


Let the skating begin
Grand Prix is almost here.. The real season is about to begin.

Not realistic at all Podium wishes for SA

Men: Aymoz,Shoma, Zhou
Ladies: Kaori, Trusova, Young You
Pairs: Miura/Kihara, Boikova/Koslovski, Tarasova/Morozov
Dance: FournierSorensen, Chock/Bates, Hubbell/Donohue
I also picked Miura/Kihara as the pair spoiler. If they skate like they did at the US challenger, they can beat Kinerm/Frasier.
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