#TeamTrainwreck 8: See you at Nebelhorn!

[Jeschke]

-Patron-Saint:
Pogorilaya, Anna

Ladies:
Artemieva, Maria *
Gold, Gracie
Helgesson, Joshi *
Lecavelier, Laurine
Leonova, Alena
Maxwell, Fleur *
Park, So-Youn
Sakhanovich, Serafima *
Schott, Nicole

Men:
Aliev, Dmitri
Aymoz, Kévin
Brezina, Michal
Dornbush, Richard *
Miner, Ross
Nadeau, Nicolas
Samohin, Daniel
Yan, Han

Pairs:
Iliusheckina, Lubov / Moscovitch, Dylan
James, Vanessa / Cipres, Morgan
Vartmann, Mari / Matti Landgraf

Ice Dance:
Coomes, Penny / Buckland, Nicholas
Stavitskaya, Maria / Guryanov, Ivan

Watch List:
Ladies: Kuchvalska, Angelina
Men: tba
Pairs: tba
Dance: Hurtado, Sara / Khaliavin, Kirill

 

[Jeschke]

Ciprès, ehm yap

15 comments (to date):
By himself: 1
By girls attracted: 6
By guys attracted: 8
Heart smilies by guys: 9

Priceless

I miss Viks comment though! Scandal!

 

[Vagabond]

How we operate here:

Criteria:
1) Skater needs a complete package to potentially be a top skater at Euros/4CC's/Worlds/Olympic level
2) Skater needs to have the ability to absolutely rock one day and splat the day after. Even better: rock and splat during one program
3) Skater is not afraid of breaking one's heart over and over again
4) Skater needs more splat/messy performances than great ones

Rules:
1) Worlds/Olympic medalists and Euro/4CC's champions are not eligible
2) Multiple Euros/4CC's medal winners are not eligible
3) Membership and changes to the Rules and Qualities shall be decided by consensus among longstanding posters in the #TeamTrainwreck Threads, subject to points 1) and 2)
4) The pinky166 is not allowed to make more than one proposal a day
5) Proposals can be submitted in the #teamtrainwreck thread
6) New membership is granted only to current skaters
7) New membership is only granted to senior skaters (at least one international senior competition)
8) Membership can be cancelled due to points 1) and 2), numerous decent skates in a row or not being competitve on elite level anymore.

Qualities:
1) Being a student of Volchkova/Rukavicin
2) Big boobs/nice ass
3) Boobs/belly/nipples showing
4) Mule kick
5) Being Uzbek/Russian
6) last name called Schott
7) Bizarre off ice incidents
8) Coach
9) Costume (-Malfunction)
10) Splats
11) Bizarre Choreo

 

[levineismine]

You should add to the title: with drama & doggie, schnapps & splats, lederhosen & leonova

 

[Jeschke]

You should add to the title: with drama & doggie, schnapps & splats, lederhosen & leonova

i don't want to frighten those, who think about going, too much

 

[AngieNikodinovLove (ANL)]

I feel like at some point in every day we should meditate to Our Lady Patron Saint......

 

[pinky166]

In light of the new thread title I would like to note that Granny has apparently dumped Toth as her student. No clue who her new coach is/will be. Might we see her at Nebelhorn alone? I would be amused if she shows up coachless and still books a ticket to the Olympics

I'm going to miss Granny though

 

[Jeschke]

In light of the new thread title I would like to note that Granny has apparently dumped Toth as her student. No clue who her new coach is/will be. Might we see her at Nebelhorn alone? I would be amused if she shows up coachless and still books a ticket to the Olympics :kickass

I'm going to miss Granny though

Toth has her spot already secured at worlds pinky.
As she not appeared last year at Nebelhorn and did not earn a spot for this year (strange Nebelhorn rules), I doubt we might see her this season.

 

[Laney]

BTW - just a question If I´ll be at the Nebelhorn-Trophy do I also qualify as a TTW-member? Or are we TTW-FAN-members? I don´t post here often but I read here nearly every day. Does this mean my life is TTW-material??? I mean, I´m at the NHT every year, does this count somewhat? And yes, I usually watch every single lady there without ...

 

[Vagabond]

BTW - just a question If I´ll be at the Nebelhorn-Trophy do I also qualify as a TTW-member? Or are we TTW-FAN-members? I don´t post here often but I read here nearly every day. Does this mean my life is TTW-material??? I mean, I´m at the NHT every year, does this count somewhat? And yes, I usually watch every single lady there without ...

Please see Posts #1 and #3 above.

Is your last name called Schott? If so, then you're Otherwise, you're a

 

[alchemy void]

Minion No. 2 is such a hard worker! Watch out Vik!

 

[rfisher]

He just earned my vote in Minion of the year. He's hot.

I want a minion of my own.

 

[pinky166]

Toth has her spot already secured at worlds pinky.
As she not appeared last year at Nebelhorn and did not earn a spot for this year (strange Nebelhorn rules), I doubt we might see her this season.

I was not aware she earned her spot already! Kudos to her. I'm down to see her kick ass at the Olympics coachless, Caroline Zhang or Li Zijun style

 

[pinky166]

Also, future members are hard at work.

https://instagram.com/p/BTkXXaSlssy/

I love Roxanne and I love his skating so much. This is not going to end well

 

[Jeschke]

I love Roxanne and I love his skating so much. This is not going to end well

of course not pinky, this is #teamtrainwreck!

 

[Jeschke]

Caroline Zhang or Li Zijun style

I love that term

 

[Jeschke]

If I´ll be at the Nebelhorn-Trophy do I also qualify as a TTW-member?

oh funny you!

Or are we TTW-FAN-members?

now you have get it!

I don´t post here often

big mistake!

but I read here nearly every day.

good girl/boy

Does this mean my life is TTW-material???

i won't comment on that

And yes, I usually watch every single lady there without

bless your soul

 

[Jeschke]

Is your last name called Schott?

as if she has ever appeared on ice in the years i've been to nebelhorn

 

[Jeschke]

Seems like we got the first picture of Vartmann/Landgraf.
#teammari

 

[text_skate]

You should add to the title: with drama & doggie, schnapps & splats, lederhosen & leonova

I guess until Nebelhorn we'll have #TTW 10.
So there should be enough room for every detail in the title. I opt the closer Nebelhorn gets, the more schnapps and lederhosen should be title-wise

 

[Jeschke]

Maybe we can go for a bet, the more qualifiers at nebelhorn, the more bavarian outfit by vice-boss
I am willing to document

 

[text_skate]

drindls, too

 

[Jeschke]

drindls, too

AFAIK vice is male
But maybe @pinky166 or @SmallFairy wanna join

 

[levineismine]

I have my dirndl with a 4-years history of Oktoberfests ready
Pity I just moved from Germany a few months away from the Oly qualifier

 

[Jeschke]

I have my dirndl with a 4-years history of Oktoberfests ready

Do we have our first volunteer?

Pity I just moved from Germany a few months away from the Oly qualifier

Italy is not that far away, just across the mountains

 

[text_skate]

Italy is not that far away, just across the mountains

It's nearer to Oberstdorf than most parts of Germany

lederhosen for the female ttw-fan are quite appropriate , nice white blouse, haferlschuh

 

[altai_rose]

So I was looking through Mikhail Sharov's instagram, and saw this recent photo:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTL3GqXBPWK/?taken-by=mihail_sharov

Apparently, Tsareva's group has a new assistant, Diana Dzhumaeva. She is a recently retired former skater, and, as you can see from the photo, is perfecting the TsarevaTM stare.

Oh, and those are Tutberidze's sonograms smiling (or smirking? ) in the background.

 

[MrSatterwhite]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTL3GqXBPWK/?taken-by=mihail_sharov

Apparently, Tsareva's group has a new assistant, Diana Dzhumaeva. She is a recently retired former skater, and, as you can see from the photo, is perfecting the TsarevaTM stare.

I can foresee a MIMOS award in her future.

 

[Jeschke]

Apparently, Tsareva's group has a new assistant, Diana Dzhumaeva. She is a recently retired former skater, and, as you can see from the photo, is perfecting the TsarevaTM stare.
.

I don't know if I like the upgrade of Tsadoniev

 

[alchemy void]

Apparently, Tsareva's group has a new assistant, Diana Dzhumaeva. She is a recently retired former skater, and, as you can see from the photo, is perfecting the TsarevaTM stare.

Oooooh. I like.

Although one would think Tsareva would have more than one top student with all these minions?