#TeamTrainwreck 18: Wrap your turban tight!

[Jeschke]

What???? Smirnov won’t be there???? What kind of B-event is this?

OMG, love it!
We demand #ttw test skate! With an opening splatting number by @SmallFairy and a 3A-battle-of our ladies to close!

 

[Laney]

You want all what is mine, huh?
What is next? Samarin?

Don't worry, nobody wants to have the greatest boreman ??

 

[SmallFairy]

What are you talking about???? Already drunk?

 

[SamuraiK]

What???? Smirnov won’t be there???? What kind of B-event is this?

One with actual medal prospects participating ?‍ ?‍ ?

 

[SmallFairy]

OMG, love it!
We demand #ttw test skate! With an opening splatting number by @SmallFairy and a 3A-battle-of our ladies to close!

I’ll do my lutz! Despite having pizza! (Watch out Schott!)
(I splatted during my choreo seq last week in practice )

Omg #ttw test skates would be epic!!!?

 

[SmallFairy]

One with actual medal prospects participating ?‍ ?‍ ?

 

[SamuraiK]

Don't worry, nobody wants to have the greatest boreman ??

You are my favorite for today.

 

[Jeschke]

Don't worry, nobody wants to have the greatest boreman ??

Nebelhorn: T minus 23, just sayin'!

 

[taz'smum]

Nebelhorn: T minus 23, just sayin'!

I don't even have to count the days until I arrive in Grenoble on Halloween, SKY have kindly provided me with a countdown https://news.sky.com/

 

[SmallFairy]

Nebelhorn: T minus 23, just sayin'!

 

[Dobre]

OMG, love it!
We demand #ttw test skate!

In Shpilevaya & Smirnov's case, I guess it is called Lombardia Trophy. (Murashov, Aliev, and Tuktamysheva will probably help out).

 

[Jeschke]

Let’s see if @Laney dares to say this in my face in O.!
Thus the countdown! ?

 

[Jeschke]

In Shpilevaya & Smirnov's case, I guess it is called Lombardia Trophy. (Murashov, Aliev, and Tuktamysheva will probably help out).

Don’t jinx!
Last minute WD‘s were our team‘s best friend last season

 

[Laney]

Let’s see if @Laney dares to say this in my face in O.!
Thus the countdown! ?

I have no fear and really no problem to say this in your face ? Watch out folks ??

 

[SmallFairy]

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Doesn’t this say that they will be at test skates? Or is my Russian even more terrible than I thought?

 

[taz'smum]

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Doesn’t this say that they will be at test skates? Or is my Russian even more terrible than I thought?

I read that the same as you.

TJ update, Tiff is packing as I write, so presumably she is heading to the test skate or?

 

[Ka3sha]

Is it their official account or just a fan one?

 

[SmallFairy]

Is it their official account or just a fan one?

It’s only the fan account, so it might be as confused as I was...

ETA it’s in the story too. “Who’s going to Lusjniki 7.-9.sept...”

 

[taz'smum]

TJ are going, yayy!
(mama always last to know)

 

[Jeschke]

@SmallFairy , go back to classic IG posting and save the big ones for the real goodies

I know, @SamuraiK does the same, but well,...
a) I don't even try, as he does what he wants either way
b) he might come up with big shirtless Jiri footage

 

[Jeschke]

S/E and maybe #thefinger at test skates, Khuda sakting JGP; my 3 fav RUS teams (I ignore Filatov and just think of her) are on this weekend

 

[Jeschke]

TJ are going, yayy!
(mama always last to know)

With our without whip costumes?

 

[taz'smum]

With our without whip costumes?

You are funny, TJ's costumes ready for the test skates?

If last year is anything to go by, they will not get their costumes until the first official practice in Las Vegas, just praying they fit! ?
Have any skaters ever done GPs in practice gear?

Oh well at least Tiff's beard will be ready.....

 

[SamuraiK]

@SmallFairy , go back to classic IG posting and save the big ones for the real goodies

I know, @SamuraiK does the same, but well,...
a) I don't even try, as he does what he wants either way
b) he might come up with big shirtless Jiri footage

In my defense i only post one big per Day and I dont even post daily anymore though I see I dont need much defense Just making you horny

 

[SmallFairy]

So if my pics make you all horny, that’s ok?

 

[Ka3sha]

For da boss:
Zabiako/Enbert won’t be at the test skates

6 pairs are expected to skate there, my guess: T/M, Boikova/Kozlovskii, Stolbova/Novoselov, Pavliuchenko/Khodykin, Mishina/Gallyamov, Efimova/Korovin

 

[Amy L]

Z/E have been training in southern California for whatever reason, I guess they don't want to make the trip. Mozer has really been traveling as well. She visited T/M in Florida, went to Z/E and Cain/LeDuc in California, and she is supposed to be at Mid-Atlantics in NYC this week.

 

[Vagabond]

Mozer has really been traveling as well. She visited T/M in Florida, went to Z/E and Cain/LeDuc in California, and she is supposed to be at Mid-Atlantics in NYC this week.

In other words, she found excuses to go to Disney World, Disneyland, and Times Square.

 

[SamuraiK]

So if my pics make you all horny, that’s ok?

That's basically how most in TTW actually got in.

 

[rfisher]

That's basically how most in TTW actually got in.

How else could one explain the Toothbrush and Turban Queen?