#TeamTrainwreck 15: His hair didn't have stamina, so why should his athletes?

[Jeschke]

Schott IG story
Seems like she felt really ready for this event and surprised by the outcome.
Good attitude. Keep fighting! ??

 

[Laney]

I forgot to mention yesterday:
Our favourite non-train-member-audience-pupil is back in the arena. Wait for P/C and another legendary reaction
https://youtu.be/mDthIrJxaPs?t=244

She has also been at IdF... and at French Nationals...

 

[Jeschke]

Posterboy!
Holy shit yes!

@Laney

 

[Jeschke]

Bossman ?? Men SP recap Group 5&6:

Hayrapetyan - Yikes. Not much progress since he looked promising 2yrs ago ??‍
Newberry - I really like him, but he is such a hot mess, everytime I see him ?
Maysuradze - If the diva lady Georgian official would have joined this knc, this would have been an all-time-best-trio with Sokolovskaya and Gerboldt since Vik, Tsareva and Pogo
Reznichenko - I finally give up on him. The switch to Biancconi did not help. He is a Rukavicin skater still ??
Siao Him Fa - Impressive Euros debut! Ponsart is done.
Brezina - This was a bit uninspired ??‍ Not totally wrecky, but not as good as we have seen him this season. Medal flying away I think.
Cave-In - Beard and chest hair. How time flies by... Such a rockstar Scoring
Grassl - Uh this is pushing Rizzo. I am awaiting another knc stomping
Posterboy - He looked so damn hot I love this SP, he is so into it. Great job buddy! Hold on in the FS! Hope this makes the final flight
Majorov - Seeing him with his daddy is all that matters ??
Rizzo - I love love love this look on Rizzo (not the horror hodgepodge on his shirt fabric though). Can't wait for the FS drama Bring the quad, or some stomping! ??


Do-Hard-sightings at this event:
Samohin, all night long!
Rizzo

 

[SamuraiK]

Bel Ami Group 5&6 recap

Hayrapetyan I have the softest spot for him and he has indeed progressed a lot. It showed in everything but the jumps at least.
Newberry: Every jump element was a fricking mess. And the music was way too powerful for what he was doing . Lower rankes skaters shouls know that just because some elite used it succesfully doesnt have to become a trend.
Maysuradze: NO longer the happy tiny kid. He's now too focused on the jumps and of course he screws them up. Relax please. But hey MON guy made it!!!
Reznichenko: The Farris nostalgia was too hard to concentrate on what he was doing but a wreck as usual.
Sao Him Fa: Im happy for the audience to witness a clean program after like, what 3 full dreadful groups??? Thank you kid. And daddy Joubert was cute in the K&C
Brezina: *sighs* the pressure was palpable on him . Good but wont be enough for the elusive 2nd medal. Oh well we will retire as a TTW god and he's looking damn fine. Better than ever actually.
Aymoz: I adore, adore this program so much. Another seal of quality. Over the moon he leads so far. This is one instance where Didier's evil practices (go quad or go home) have paid off.
Grassl: Amazing spins, my knees hurt just by watching them. His rotations are so damn fast. He keeps getting lowballed unfairly on PCS. The pogram is very nice.
Samohin: White Wolf!!! The program is a bit generic and not as flamboyant as he usually is but if it means for him to skate better and qualify thats fine.
Majorov Older: On his way to another 11th place.
Rizzo: The azurri fight is on!! The pressure was also palpable on him. He knows he's in risk .

Overall thank skating gods for group 6, it more than made up for the crappy previous 3 but I HATE!! there's another extra group and zamboni time ahead. Entries should be capped at 36. I need to sleep!!!

Best Dressed: Brezina
Do - Hard : Way too many to pick

 

[Jeschke]

Bossman ?? Men SP recap Group 7:

Samarin - That 4lz3t was top-notch What was that strange flip? Totally overrated? Aborted quad attempt? Way to go. Medal in reach Get it boy!
Bychenko - Bringing the clean quad that little bastard. No partying with @pinky166 tonight! ??
Kvitelashvili - He was not much into it today. Always a hit and miss, always
Kolyada - Just happy For him, for Chebotareva, for @rfisher , for the entire train!
Vasiljevs - No comment.
Javi - This was too focused for me to enjoy to be honest. Nontheless! What an outing after a competition break that long! ?? 13th Euros! ??

Do-Hard-sightings at this event:
Samarin
Kolyada

 

[Jeschke]

Final Flight:
Kolyada
Javi
Samarin
Aymoz
Kovtun
Posterboy

Could we have demanded more?

 

[rfisher]

I may die. All three Russians are in the final flight. And Cave In. And freaking DannySalmon. I'm just glad Michal didn't bomb. The free skate will be epic

 

[pinky166]

Final Flight:
Kolyada
Javi
Samarin
Aymoz
Kovtun
Posterboy

Could we have demanded more?

Brezina but I will take credit for that one

 

[SamuraiK]

Final Group:

Samarin: Well, you didn't bore me this time. That's a first. Congrats.
Bychenko: Good for granpa after a dismal beginning of the season. But I also wonder what are his goals after this
Kvitelashvili: Who chose the music for the first half.'''?? That's criminal. Morisi only works with Eurotrash or Bubblegum music. He knows it. We all know it.
Kolyada: My avatar worked!!! I love him so much. Big seal of quality.
Vasiljevs: Kid, your spins are beyond fantastic, you own the ice, you have star quality but that means nothing if you don't have the quad. Your lover/coach knew it when he was competing..
Fernandez: It wasnt as brilliant I know and felt uninspired but I want Javi to hang on to that 7th title no matter what.

Best Dressed: Kolyada
Do-Hard : Full Group Orgy minus Morisi. Lambiel can replace him.

 

[SamuraiK]

Why is Kevin being called Cave-In and what does that mean?

 

[rfisher]

Why is Kevin being called Cave-In and what does that mean?

Because that's how one of the announcers pronounced his name at one of the GP events. And, in true #TTW fashion, he may cave in on a performance. He's improved on his consistency since going to PJZ and Sylvia, but....

 

[Jeschke]

Should I get a Kolyada avatar for the FS? ??

 

[rfisher]

Should I get a Kolyada avatar for the FS? ??

NO! Leave him alone.

 

[alchemy void]

Do-Hard : Full Group Orgy minus Morisi. Lambiel can replace him.

I’ll take Morisi.

 

[Ka3sha]

Should I get a Kolyada avatar for the FS? ??

Have some mercy on Chebotareva!

 

[rfisher]

And records are records. If Majorov gets a 7th 11th place finish, I'm campaigning hard for him to be in the #TTW HOF.

He wore a costume that looked like a condom.
He said feck my federation in public
He gave bone marrow to his dad and still competed in the same season (and how nice to see Dad up and about)
And, nobody will come close to that many 11th place finishes.

I'm starting my campaign now, by the way.

 

[SamuraiK]

Because that's how one of the announcers pronounced his name at one of the GP events. And, in true #TTW fashion, he may cave in on a performance. He's improved on his consistency since going to PJZ and Sylvia, but....

Oh ok, it's kind of a nickname though. He deserves better

 

[Vagabond]

Aymoz's first name isn't Kevin, it's Kévin.

Glossary:
Cave In = Kévin Aymoz (from the French pronunciation of his first name and his tendency to cave in)

 

[RoseRed]

Why is Kevin being called Cave-In and what does that mean?

That's more or less the correct pronunciation of his name also, since it's Kévin in French.

 

[SamuraiK]

That's more or less the correct pronunciation of his name also, since it's Kévin in French.

Which makes it even worse for a nickname

 

[Vagabond]

Which makes it even worse for a nickname

"Cave In" would be an apt name for anyone on the Team.

Better to be stuck with something generic than with "Telenovela" (who isn't even of the Team).

 

[Jeschke]

I’ll take Morisi.

This is so selfless of you!

 

[SmallFairy]

OMG IM SO HAPPY FOR MISHA!!!!

I managed to watch him on my phone when lacing up my skates??? (phone on floor?)

Second to last group I could only listen to while driving, and after Misha I had to starte practicing, but KEVIN? Can't wait to see it!
Now I crashed on the sofa to watch pairs!

 

[SmallFairy]

Queen of Minsk

 

[SamuraiK]

"Cave In" would be an apt name for anyone on the Team.

Better to be stuck with something generic than with "Telenovela" (who isn't even of the Team).

Whot the f+ck is Telenovela

 

[SmallFairy]

That's our Daša! "I have no idea where in the program I have this move, but I was feeling it"

 

[SmallFairy]

Whot the f+ck is Telenovela

Yuri!!!on ice - Swiss edition

 

[SamuraiK]

So I skipped the first group of pairs LP because they were lame yesterday and my sleep is priority over that crap.

Now im hoping for some Hase and Ziegler redemption.

 

[Jeschke]

On IG, Kitty is asked about her next competition.
Answer: Don't know yet.
#untilthebitterend