#TeamTrainwreck 15: His hair didn't have stamina, so why should his athletes?

[Eisfee]

Folks, Christmas is on tomorrow in Germany, so bossman is off for some days.
Merry Christmas in here to the entire train! (Forgive me those, whose christmas is/was on a different date ??).
Hope you have some nice days with your loved ones, tons of food, good drinks and laughter (and @alchemy void : no lonely nights! ?)
Merry Christmas!?

Merry Christmas! ?

 

[rfisher]

Folks, Christmas is on tomorrow in Germany, so bossman is off for some days.
Merry Christmas in here to the entire train! (Forgive me those, whose christmas is/was on a different date ??).
Hope you have some nice days with your loved ones, tons of food, good drinks and lots of laughter (and @alchemy void : no lonely nights! ?)
Merry Christmas!?

Merry Christmas. US nationals is back in late January so there won't be any partying while the Boss is away this year.

 

[NAOTMAA]

So bummed about Aliev . Our boy needs his mojo back!

Well if Kovtun performs well at Euros and medals he could possibly pull out of Universaide to prepare for worlds. That would allow Aliev to compete there.

But considering the mess this season has been chances are he just wants it to end. He needs a good vacation and mental rest so he can start next season fresh and ready to win! Post Olympic season is usually hard and he seems to have suffered a lot more so.

 

[Ka3sha]

Merry Christmas to all of you!
Hope you have wonderful holidays

 

[NAOTMAA]

Leonova gave an interview after the SP saying she hopes she makes the team for Universiade. I guess someone forgot to tell her she is 3 years too old

Age is only a number! They don't apply to ladies like Alena

 

[Jeschke]

Merry Christmas. US nationals is back in late January so there won't be any partying while the Boss is away this year.

No Ross, no Partyboss! ??‍

 

[Ka3sha]

US nationals is back in late January

Same time with Euros , right?
Ugh, I will miss US Ice Dance event

 

[Ka3sha]

Boy, there is a lot of bitching going on the pbp about Stasia

And now it’s all over Russian boards as well, I want to them all. It’s not her fault that people’s favorites (Alina and Evgenia) didn’t show their best at Nationals. She is the top senior eligible finisher, there shouldn’t be any question about her place on Euros team.
Now I am rooting for her to win gold in Minsk
#joiningthedelusionaltrain


Btw, if Stasia and Michal both win gold at Euros, #ttw will explode

 

[Enchanted]

Morgan put some clothes on to wish is Merry Christmas. Hope Guilliaume is not following his bad example.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BrungcDBrrV/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=jjj00iag9ahd

https://www.instagram.com/p/Brulw10F3Sq

 

[rfisher]

Same time with Euros , right?
Ugh, I will miss US Ice Dance event

Yes. It will be another marathon,

 

[rfisher]

And now it’s all over Russian boards as well, I want to them all. It’s not her fault that people’s favorites (Alina and Evgenia) didn’t show their best at Nationals. She is the top senior eligible finisher, there shouldn’t be any question about her place on Euros team.
Now I am rooting for her to win gold in Minsk
#joiningthedelusionaltrain


Btw, if Stasia and Michal both win gold at Euros, #ttw will explode

If they both medal at all. Gold, I can't even imagine.

 

[Jeschke]

Tuk insta story: Belly-Murad, so handsome
#thosewerethetimes

 

[SmallFairy]

Oh yes! Go Stasia!!! That scenario, if they both win, #ttw will indeed explode omg @Ka3sha ? But I'll take a medal also, I will be so happy for both, but Stasia especially!
#justice4stasia
#annakarenina4ever
#russianthread

 

[SmallFairy]

Folks, Christmas is on tomorrow in Germany, so bossman is off for some days.
Merry Christmas in here to the entire train! (Forgive me those, whose christmas is/was on a different date ??).
Hope you have some nice days with your loved ones, tons of food, good drinks and lots of laughter (and @alchemy void : no lonely nights! ?)
Merry Christmas!?

Merry Christmas Bossman? Enjoy good times! I have a tiny surprise for you, and rest of the team, I thought I could post tomorrow, but if you're leaving, I'll see what I can do tonight

 

[SmallFairy]

Ok, I managed

Merry Christmas all of you, hope you have a lovely time!??
My favourite team keeps rolling!

I wanted to do this drawing for some time, finally got around to make it happen, I feel it summons up mine (and @Jeschke 's year) quite well. Enjoy

https://www.instagram.com/p/Brv1MYfHJt-/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=3s2hb95kfga2

 

[Jeschke]

Ok, I managed

Merry Christmas all of you, hope you have a lovely time!??
My favourite team keeps rolling!

I wanted to do this drawing for some time, finally got around to make it happen, I feel it summons up mine (and @Jeschke 's year) quite well. Enjoy

https://www.instagram.com/p/Brv1MYfHJt-/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=3s2hb95kfga2

Muhaha, this is absolutely awesome ?
Abt-poster in jail (despite knowing his current look, that’s the spirit ??)
Somehow you rock your pink jail uniform and I look like a creepy lurker from next door! You could not have fit it better ?

Awesome job ?

 

[Vagabond]

Folks, Christmas is on tomorrow in Germany, so bossman is off for some days.

We'll be good.

not yet. She hasn't won gold at Europeans or medaled at Worlds this season. Yet.

You are probably one of those people who don't read instruction manuals, warning labels, or Terms of Service agreements.

Criteria:​

1) Skater needs a complete package to potentially be a top skater at Euros/4CC's/Worlds/Olympic level​

2) Skater needs to have the ability to absolutely rock one day and splat the day after. Even better: rock and splat during one program​

3) Skater is not afraid of breaking one's heart over and over again​

4) Skater needs more splat/messy performances than great ones​

​

Rules:​

1) Worlds/Olympic medalists and Euro/4CC's champions are not eligible​

2) Multiple Euros/4CC's medal winners are not eligible​

3) Membership and changes to the Rules and Qualities shall be decided by consensus among longstanding posters in the #TeamTrainwreck Threads, subject to points 1) and 2)​

4) The pinky166 is not allowed to make more than one proposal a day​

5) Proposals can be submitted in the #teamtrainwreck thread​

6) New membership is granted only to current skaters​

7) New membership is only granted to senior skaters (at least one international senior competition)​

8) Membership can be cancelled due to points 1) and 2), numerous decent skates in a row or not being competitive on elite level anymore.​

​

Qualities:​

1) Being a student of Volchkova/Rukavicin​

2) Big boobs/nice ass​

3) Boobs/belly/nipples showing​

4) Mule kick​

5) Being Uzbek/Russian​

6) last name called Schott​

7) Bizarre off ice incidents​

8) Coach​

9) Costume (-Malfunction)​

10) Splats​

11) Bizarre Choreo​

12) Hair​

 

[rfisher]

Merry Christmas pressman.

 

[Vagabond]

חג שמח גם לך.

 

[SamuraiK]

I don't believe in xmas but a merry one to everyone here that do !!

 

[alchemy void]

Ok, I managed

Merry Christmas all of you, hope you have a lovely time!??
My favourite team keeps rolling!

I wanted to do this drawing for some time, finally got around to make it happen, I feel it summons up mine (and @Jeschke 's year) quite well. Enjoy

https://www.instagram.com/p/Brv1MYfHJt-/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=3s2hb95kfga2

Omg. This is brilliant! You’re a fantastic artist, I love the spirit in your drawings.

I’m willing to bet @Jeschke has a Nicole Schott poster hanging in his bedroom already?

Happy holidays to everyone here! And if you’re not a holidays person, happy Winter/Summer Solstice!

And I’d just like to sincerely thank everyone who contributes/lurks in the TTW threads. I very much appreciate being able to have a little corner of FSU where we don’t take things too seriously, elevate the most obscure of skaters to rockstar status, embrace the superficial, and just have fun.

Thanks guys!

 

[alchemy void]

and @alchemy void : no lonely nights! ?)

Junior’s instagram and Kotting’s YouTube vids keep me company on even the loneliest of nights.

 

[Laney]

Ok, I managed

Merry Christmas all of you, hope you have a lovely time!??
My favourite team keeps rolling!

I wanted to do this drawing for some time, finally got around to make it happen, I feel it summons up mine (and @Jeschke 's year) quite well. Enjoy

https://www.instagram.com/p/Brv1MYfHJt-/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=3s2hb95kfga2

Wow, this is brilliant!!!!!! Love it!!!
You're a great artist! Thank you! This made my day ?
Happy holidays to everybody!

 

[Laney]

Junior’s instagram and Kotting’s YouTube vids keep me company on even the loneliest of nights.

Wow You must be the loniest person when you even dare to take a look at Juniors Instagram... so desperate??? ???

 

[SmallFairy]

Muhaha, this is absolutely awesome ?
Abt-poster in jail (despite knowing his current look, that’s the spirit ??)
Somehow you rock your pink jail uniform and I look like a creepy lurker from next door! You could not have fit it better ?

Awesome job ?

Awww I'm so glad you liked it
Tried to nail us, we need some fun for Christmas. Hopefully we'll be out in the free again for the new year

 

[Ka3sha]

Minion of the year
(and looks like Eteri finally got her flowers)
https://twitter.com/to0mie/status/1076883478887698432?s=21

 

[SmallFairy]

We'll be good.


You are probably one of those people who don't read instruction manuals, warning labels, or Terms of Service agreements.

Criteria:​

1) Skater needs a complete package to potentially be a top skater at Euros/4CC's/Worlds/Olympic level​

2) Skater needs to have the ability to absolutely rock one day and splat the day after. Even better: rock and splat during one program​

3) Skater is not afraid of breaking one's heart over and over again​

4) Skater needs more splat/messy performances than great ones​

​

Rules:​

1) Worlds/Olympic medalists and Euro/4CC's champions are not eligible​

2) Multiple Euros/4CC's medal winners are not eligible​

3) Membership and changes to the Rules and Qualities shall be decided by consensus among longstanding posters in the #TeamTrainwreck Threads, subject to points 1) and 2)​

4) The pinky166 is not allowed to make more than one proposal a day​

5) Proposals can be submitted in the #teamtrainwreck thread​

6) New membership is granted only to current skaters​

7) New membership is only granted to senior skaters (at least one international senior competition)​

8) Membership can be cancelled due to points 1) and 2), numerous decent skates in a row or not being competitive on elite level anymore.​

​

Qualities:​

1) Being a student of Volchkova/Rukavicin​

2) Big boobs/nice ass​

3) Boobs/belly/nipples showing​

4) Mule kick​

5) Being Uzbek/Russian​

6) last name called Schott​

7) Bizarre off ice incidents​

8) Coach​

9) Costume (-Malfunction)​

10) Splats​

11) Bizarre Choreo​

12) Hair​

You know, I've never seen Liza as an ordinary member of #ttw. Don't know where to put her, but she's queen LaTuk, who's having one full stellar season, then one abysmal, then another full stellar. Rock and splat at the same time, that's not her. But she's one of us, will always be, and we're with her. #tillthebitterend <3

 

[SmallFairy]

I don't believe in xmas but a merry one to everyone here that do !!

Have a good time still

 

[SmallFairy]

Omg. This is brilliant! You’re a fantastic artist, I love the spirit in your drawings.

I’m willing to bet @Jeschke has a Nicole Schott poster hanging in his bedroom already?

Happy holidays to everyone here! And if you’re not a holidays person, happy Winter/Summer Solstice!

And I’d just like to sincerely thank everyone who contributes/lurks in the TTW threads. I very much appreciate being able to have a little corner of FSU where we don’t take things too seriously, elevate the most obscure of skaters to rockstar status, embrace the superficial, and just have fun.

Thanks guys!

Thank you so much!!! I'm so happy you like it. I had lots of fun making it. And I'm planning some more, now that I have some days off

And I tune in on everything said by Vice, #ttw is the nicest, funniest place. Love how you all get my humour and love for the weirdest skaters. Hope you all have some relaxing and cosy days now! ??

 

[SmallFairy]

Wow, this is brilliant!!!!!! Love it!!!
You're a great artist! Thank you! This made my day ?
Happy holidays to everybody!

Thank you sooooo much, that you are having fun with it makes my day as well