#TeamTrainwreck 8: See you at Nebelhorn!

[SmallFairy]

Not booing loud is the best you can get from me

Give the guy enough to drink maybe? Or if the dog is there, maybe bossman will soften up? Or if da Schott keeps posting about Oddvoll the Great on her IG?

 

[Jeschke]

-Patron-Saint:
Pogorilaya, Anna

Ladies:
Gold, Gracie
Helgesson, Joshi Removed
Lecavelier, Laurine
Leonova, Alena
Maxwell, Fleur *
Park, So-Youn
Sakhanovich, Serafima *
Schott, Nicole

Men:
Aliev, Dmitri
Aymoz, Kévin
Brezina, Michal
Dornbush, Richard *
Miner, Ross
Nadeau, Nicolas
Samohin, Daniel
Yan, Han

Pairs:
Iliusheckina, Lubov / Moscovitch, Dylan
James, Vanessa / Cipres, Morgan

Ice Dance:
Coomes, Penny / Buckland, Nicholas
Stavitskaya, Maria / Guryanov, Ivan

Watch List:
Ladies: Kuchvalska, Angelina
Men: tba
Pairs: tba
Dance: Hurtado, Sara / Khaliavin, Kirill

 

[Jeschke]

Farewell Joshi Helgesson!

Entry: November 8th, 2015
Exodus: September 19th, 2017
Career highlights: Euros 2015, 4th; Skate America 2010, 4th

Thanks for fighting until the bitter end, but as an endangered species you stood no chance. Another member of the first minute leaves the club. It leaves us with a teary eye, that we have to kick you out of this elite group. With great delight we think back of the days, where you started to challenge soft Vicky with your energetic skating. Your Warrior Princess program will always remain in our hearts. The kiss'n'cry's with Mama H always brought a big smile among our faces.

In memory of the glorious days her biggest supporter and vice-boss @alchemy void found the proper heartbreaking final words:
I don't want to talk
About the things we've gone through
Though it's hurting me
Now it's history
I've played all my cards
And that's what you've done too
Nothing more to say
No more ace to play
The winner takes it all
The loser standing small
Beside the victory
That's her destiny.

It was a pleasure!
Adjö!

 

[Ka3sha]

Aliev was replaced by Voronov at Nepela entries, according to Rukavitsin he has a minor injury

Firstly Sima, now Dima!
Hope that at least Perkova will get there

 

[Ka3sha]

I feel sorry for Joshi but it's a right decision!
I even can't remember her last good skate (Europeans in Stockholm?)

 

[rfisher]

Euros in Stockholm was a perfect final outing for the Helgesson ladies. We just didn't know it was Joshi's last good performance. Alas, poor Joshi, we knew you well.

Sadly, I fear the demise of more charter members before season's end.

 

[SmallFairy]

Aliev was replaced by Voronov at Nepela entries, according to Rukavitsin he has a minor injury

Firstly Sima, now Dima!
Hope that at least Perkova will get there

Oh, Dima....
At least we get to see our silver fox!

 

[SmallFairy]

Bye Joshi!! It was indeed a pleasure!!

 

[alchemy void]

Farewell Joshi Helgesson!

Entry: November 8th, 2015
Exodus: September 19th, 2017
Career highlights: Euros 2015, 4th; Skate America 2010, 4th

Thanks for fighting until the bitter end, but as an endangered species you stood no chance. Another member of the first minute leaves the club. It leaves us with a teary eye, that we have to kick you out of this elite group. With great delight we think back of the days, where you started to challenge soft Vicky with your energetic skating. Your Warrior Princess program will always remain in our hearts. The kiss'n'cry's with Mama H always brought a big smile among our faces.

In memory of the glorious days her biggest supporter and vice-boss @alchemy void found the proper heartbreaking final words:
I don't want to talk
About the things we've gone through
Though it's hurting me
Now it's history
I've played all my cards
And that's what you've done too
Nothing more to say
No more ace to play
The winner takes it all
The loser standing small
Beside the victory
That's her destiny.

It was a pleasure!
Adjö!

Brilliantly eulogized!

The time is right for Joshi to go.

In addition to the Warrior Princess program, her Too Darn Hot SP from a few seasons back was really great. It's too bad she couldn't stay on that track, because even with amazing programs and no jumps she might have stayed on the team longer.

I still hope she can have a strong(er) season, though![/I]

 

[nimi]

Farewell Joshi Helgesson!

OH NO JOSHI NO

 

[alchemy void]

You're standing on a sea side cliff alone with the wind.

I can't believe I actually posted that out loud.

 

[alchemy void]

Queen U, Freed and Warrior Princess still listed for Nebelhorn with 9days to go.
Any bets how many of them will be ditched last second?

One down, two to go....

Lil Sis needs to get the Nebelhorn spot.

Yesterday she was doing 3z3t on her Instagram story, and now she even has a new stunning dress:

https://instagram.com/p/BZMea8WnmlJ/

 

[levineismine]

The french were so bad, and so entertaining. So blessed i got to see that FD live
As a #TT exclusive, here is her peacock SD dress in all its glory https://ibb.co/eOEnUQ

 

[levineismine]

Also: Nina Mozer is watching you (unimpressed)
https://ibb.co/mRrFik

 

[levineismine]

@Jeschke @levineismine (and @Hanna ?) I know it's too much to ask to cheer crazy hard for my Vikings (but of course, I'll be forever grateful if you still do, you know, for me, to enlighten my day...) BUT please promise you will kill it for Mathilda when she hits the ice!! That she's worthy of! #hungergames

Ehm, I cannot speak for the ladies as I may escape depending on who is practicing in the other rink
(and how good @Jeschke 's vodka is )...

But I will cheer on Sondre, I actually do not dislike his skating, and he's friends with BabyRizzo so that's enough

 

[SamuraiK]

...okay, let me rephrase: the One True Italian Men's Champ whose programs I have actually watched (can't find a single Angelo Dolfini program on YT btw -- somebody help?)

What about Bacchini's cute Amelie or Hottie Contesti western program??!! Italian classics!

 

[SamuraiK]

Katniss Matilda got the Nebelhorn spot!! The chances of a swedish lady at Pyeonghcnag (sp) increased by 100x.!!!

 

[Marta24]

Why are Hurtado/Khaliavin on the watch list? They didn`t have that many splats last season.

 

[alchemy void]

The french were so bad, and so entertaining. So blessed i got to see that FD live
As a #TT exclusive, here is her peacock SD dress in all its glory https://ibb.co/eOEnUQ

Oh hell yes!! These two are fabulous! New favorite dancers.

#Race4theOlympics

 

[SamuraiK]

Why are Hurtado/Khaliavin on the watch list? They didn`t have that many splats last season.

They are in the team by default since Khaliavin was half of jeshcke's favorite underachiever dance team: Monko/Khaliavin.

 

[Marta24]

They are in the team by default since Khaliavin was half of jeshcke's favorite underachiever dance team: Monko/Khaliavin.

Oh, ok. Well, I hope they won`t be too much throughout their career. I like them a lot.

 

[Ka3sha]

They are in the team by default since Khaliavin was half of jeshcke's favorite underachiever dance team: Monko/Khaliavin.

Also because twizzles are Sara's best friends and they were ditched by their own federation
And their first outing together was a complete

 

[nimi]

The french were so bad, and so entertaining. So blessed i got to see that FD live

Oooh! Lucky you!

As a #TT exclusive, here is her peacock SD dress in all its glory https://ibb.co/eOEnUQ

Thanks! Do you also happen to have pics of Nazarova's RPDR-inspired hair dress?

 

[nimi]

They are in the team by default since Khaliavin was half of jeshcke's favorite underachiever dance team: Monko/Khaliavin.

And it was Monko herself who suggested the partnership; does that make her the patron saint of the team?

Also because twizzles are Sara's best friends and they were ditched by their own federation

Just rewatched H/K's beautiful FD from Europeans where everything was going beautifully (you can hear TAT gushing) and then THE TWIZZLES and 15th place in the FD... And then Smart/Diaz ended up going to Worlds instead of them when it had already been announced that H/K were going...

And their first outing together was a complete

That never happened, okay?! ERASED FROM THE MEMORY

 

[levineismine]

Oooh! Lucky you!

Thanks! Do you also happen to have pics of Nazarova's RPDR-inspired hair dress?

Define 'RPDR-inspired hair dress'?

In the meantime, Babs with Igor level tan https://ibb.co/giLHeQ

And a heartbreaking lovely smile from BabyRizzo to erase the 'Italian men' image left by Righini & Contesti...
https://ibb.co/dvqdm5

 

[nimi]

Define 'RPDR-inspired hair dress'?

Oh yeah, I guess not everybody has seen the 3rd season of RuPaul's Drag Race where the contestants had to make a dress out of cheap wigs...

Google gives me only blurry pics of Nazarova's hairy SD dress.

 

[Jeschke]

https://ibb.co/mRrFik

Me watching Weinzierl at Nebelhorn.

https://ibb.co/eOEnUQ

@levineismine after sitting through all the ladies and conquering my vodka bottle.

 

[Jeschke]

I can't believe I actually posted that out loud.

Oh we actually should do a Top10-list of things that you actually posted out loud

 

[Jeschke]

The chances of a swedish lady at Pyeonghcnag (sp) increased by 100x.!!!

The SP mention:

 

[Jeschke]

Why are Hurtado/Khaliavin on the watch list? They didn`t have that many splats last season.

They are in the team by default since Khaliavin was half of jeshcke's favorite underachiever dance team: Monko/Khaliavin.

Also because twizzles are Sara's best friends and they were ditched by their own federation
And their first outing together was a complete

Him being husband and former partner of Queen Monko has just 10% to do with them being on the watchlist.

As @Ka3sha mentioned, their 1st outing together ever was a complete disaster (here is the sweet reminder), then the drama with the worlds selection.
Additionally she messed up 3/6 twizzles at their international outings. Watch list is where they belong.

Still want to state: watch list is watch list. but the actual #teamtrainwreck is the place to be.