#TeamTrainwreck 8: See you at Nebelhorn!

[Bellanca]

The only fact I liked was her Ross Miner-memorial-v-neck and a dress she can wear both sides and it would look the same

Poor girl.

 

[Jeschke]

Thanks to my instagram-research-source, here we go GG

https://instagram.com/p/BYTaQvRHboY/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYTZFq6FHlM/


It's our fault...

 

[taz'smum]

Thanks to my instagram-research-source, here we go GG

https://instagram.com/p/BYTaQvRHboY/

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYTZFq6FHlM/


It's our fault...

(((( Gracie ))))

 

[Jeschke]

As known, I am a sucker for comebacks, so hell yeah Gracie, now it's the time...
#ttwrulez

 

[SmallFairy]

Thanks to my instagram-research-source, here we go GG

https://instagram.com/p/BYTaQvRHboY/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYTZFq6FHlM/


It's our fault...

I saw that too, on another Insta-account, and I had to look twice to actually recognize her
Hope this is just a disguise and that she comes back and slays big time!!! Like you, I'm such a sucker for a good comeback!

 

[Jeschke]

So Sima's SP is 'The waltz goes on'!
Great choice for her! Kick ass!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYJUfwgFr_P/?taken-by=serafima_sakhanovich

 

[Jeschke]

Joshi also changes style into a more soft one. I think it might turn out great, wonder of big sister Vicky was involved in the chores

Bless her!
#lightnessofbeing

 

[Jeschke]

Nebelhorn update folks:

Ladies azerbaijan entry: Kim Cheremsky (whoever she is)
Fleur is on the roster bitchezzzzz
Queen U was the chosen one over Hanzlikova/Lil Sis 2.0
Joshi it is for Sweden!
Where the **** is Miner?
Bock vs Weinzierl
Naurits not even a sub? (((@alchemy void )))
Lindfors chosen Peltonen? She better splats hard to keep me entertained!
Paniot chosen over Pavlov

 

[levineismine]

(((((((((me at the ladies competition))))))))
Love the pairs field
That and Chan will make me survive.

 

[Jeschke]

#teamtrainwreck members-update

-Patron-Saint:
Pogorilaya, Anna

Ladies:
Artemieva, Maria Removed
Gold, Gracie
Helgesson, Joshi *
Lecavelier, Laurine
Leonova, Alena
Maxwell, Fleur
Park, So-Youn
Sakhanovich, Serafima *
Schott, Nicole

Men:
Aliev, Dmitri
Aymoz, Kévin
Brezina, Michal
Dornbush, Richard *
Miner, Ross
Nadeau, Nicolas
Samohin, Daniel
Yan, Han

Pairs:
Iliusheckina, Lubov / Moscovitch, Dylan
James, Vanessa / Cipres, Morgan

Ice Dance:
Coomes, Penny / Buckland, Nicholas
Stavitskaya, Maria / Guryanov, Ivan

Watch List:
Ladies: Kuchvalska, Angelina
Men: tba
Pairs: tba
Dance: Hurtado, Sara / Khaliavin, Kirill

---

With Fleur being entered, her wobble spot vanishes.
Joshi still has 'no intentional 3t2t'-condition, therefore still wobbles.

 

[Jeschke]

Farewell Maria Artemieva!
Entry: November 8th, 2015
Exodus: August 28th, 2017
Career highlights: Universiade 2015, 3rd; Golden Spin 2015, 2nd; Trophée Éric Bompard 2015, 6th

Thanks for your great contribution to this -club TM1! You were a cornerstone in the creation of #teamtrainwreck and thus a member of the first minute! Your sense of fashion was a delight, the 'Walk of Shame'-Shirt will always be in our hearts, always! Your consistency in 'messing up the double axel' was heart-stopping, as much as the heartbreaking kiss'n'cry's you presented to us!

At last, a sweet reminder of the glory days!
It's gut-wrenching that #finishsplat seriously marks the end to your career!

All the best Trainwreck Maria, this is a hard loss!

До свидания!

 

[Jeschke]

Death to my soul.

 

[rfisher]

The walk of shame shirt will be forever memorialized in the annals of #TTW.

 

[SmallFairy]

Nebelhorn update folks:

Ladies azerbaijan entry: Kim Cheremsky (whoever she is)

OES forever!

Fleur is on the roster bitchezzzzz

Enjoy it while it lasts

Queen U was the chosen one over Hanzlikova/Lil Sis 2.0

No comment!

Joshi it is for Sweden!

Will she redeem herself in soft style?

Where the **** is Miner?

It's a vendetta against da bossman!

Bock vs Weinzierl

I enjoyed the Tanja S. link some days ago...

Naurits not even a sub? (((@alchemy void )))

What about me?????

Lindfors chosen Peltonen? She better splats hard to keep me entertained!

Peltonen has been ill....Lindfors can get the spot, then Emmi goes to Korea

Paniot chosen over Pavlov

No comment 2.0

 

[rfisher]

Any competition with Loupolover is a good one. Just because I like saying Larry Loupolover. He is a wasted 70s lounge singer or porn star.

 

[SmallFairy]

Any competition with Loupolover is a good one. Just because I like saying Larry Loupolover. He is a wasted 70s lounge singer or porn star.

I know! Me too!

 

[Vagabond]

Ladies azerbaijan entry: Kim Cheremsky (whoever she is)

http://www.isuresults.com/bios/isufs00054634.htm

A native-born Israeli living in Ukraine, training in the U.S., and skating for yet another country. TAHbKA must be howling mad.

And, since Morgan Flood ditched the U.S. only to become a substitute entry for Azerbaijan, I suspect someone else is howling mad too!

 

[alchemy void]

Any competition with Loupolover is a good one. Just because I like saying Larry Loupolover. He is a wasted 70s lounge singer or porn star.

His hair certainly fits that aesthetic as well.

Anyone know if he's on Instagram?

 

[Vagabond]

This is the next best thing.

 

[pinky166]

As known, I am a sucker for comebacks, so hell yeah Gracie, now it's the time...
#ttwrulez

Well Gracie can do doubles in the wrong direction in her current form so I have a feeling the jumps will come back. The jumps were never really the issue for her, she's so strong technically that I think she could probably still jump well while carrying a little extra weight (compared to her usual size people, not calling her fat at all, I don't really understand her new affinity for super baggy clothing, she doesn't need it and it's just drawing more attention to her).

I'm fully expecting one of Gracie or Polina to make the Olympic team. I believe in the comeback

 

[alchemy void]

Farewell Maria Artemieva!
Entry: November 8th, 2015
Exodus: August 28th, 2017
Career highlights: Universiade 2015, 3rd; Golden Spin 2015, 2nd; Trophée Éric Bompard 2015, 6th

Thanks for your great contribution to this -club TM1! You were a cornerstone in the creation of #teamtrainwreck and thus a member of the first minute! Your sense of fashion was a delight, the 'Walk of Shame'-Shirt will always be in our hearts, always! Your consistency in 'messing up the double axel' was heart-stopping, as much as the heartbreaking kiss'n'cry's you presented to us!

At last, a sweet reminder of the glory days!
It's gut-wrenching that #finishsplat seriously marks the end to your career!

All the best Trainwreck Maria, this is a hard loss!

До свидания!

I can't believe you actually did it.

It's the end of an era, folks.

 

[Vagabond]

I'm fully expecting one of Gracie or Polina to make the Olympic team. I believe in the comeback

3) Skater is not afraid of breaking one's heart over and over again

 

[Jeschke]

I can't believe you actually did it.

Me neither!

It's the end of an era, folks.

It is!
For once, I am lost for words.

 

[Jeschke]

When will pressman comment on that?
Come on, dagger my soul!

 

[Vagabond]

 

[cheremary]

Farewell Maria Artemieva!
Entry: November 8th, 2015
Exodus: August 28th, 2017
Career highlights: Universiade 2015, 3rd; Golden Spin 2015, 2nd; Trophée Éric Bompard 2015, 6th

Thanks for your great contribution to this -club TM1! You were a cornerstone in the creation of #teamtrainwreck and thus a member of the first minute! Your sense of fashion was a delight, the 'Walk of Shame'-Shirt will always be in our hearts, always! Your consistency in 'messing up the double axel' was heart-stopping, as much as the heartbreaking kiss'n'cry's you presented to us!

At last, a sweet reminder of the glory days!
It's gut-wrenching that #finishsplat seriously marks the end to your career!

All the best Trainwreck Maria, this is a hard loss!

До свидания!

I really liked watching Maria Artemieva - such attention to deal and beautiful presentation. Certainly a unique skater! Did she officially retire? It seems like she's been coaching and vacationing with Menshov, so I would assume so, but don't know if I missed an announcement at some point. All the very best to her!

 

[Vagabond]

Thanks to my instagram-research-source, here we go GG

https://instagram.com/p/BYTaQvRHboY/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYTZFq6FHlM/


It's our fault...

I like how the really important hard news appears in this thread before it filters into the obskurity of GSD.

 

[SamuraiK]

I almost feel bad for Artemieva. I know she was hopeless and way below the level of every other girl on team Russia but that Menshov-shirt costume was such a ballsy and non princessy move that I just have to wish her well and remember her fondly.

So did the Estonian federation pull a F+ck U to our dear Vice? No Naurits and No Halvin on Nebelhorn. Not even as subs

 

[alchemy void]

So did the Estonian federation pull a F+ck U to our dear Vice? No Naurits and No Halvin on Nebelhorn. Not even as subs

My first of likely dozens of heartaches this season.

But seriously, WTF? Hälvin and especially Naurits are seriously Estonia's best two skaters. Helery finally made the Worlds mins.

This makes no sense, and now we're stuck with @Jeschke's favorite STD at Nebelhorn.

ETA I just did some er, research on Hälvin's instagram, and I wonder if she is retiring or injured or maybe just not skating this season?

Her profile is private for only select ubers like me, but yesterday she posted a picture of her skating her SP with the caption "passion that I will never forget" (translated from Estonian). And then someone commented "I hope you will come back for Nice."



I wanted another Celine program! I hope she sticks around, we desperately need her appeal!

 

[SamuraiK]

Well that explains Halvin's absence. as for the men Selevko even while still junior with some elements less had been scoring similar and even better numbers than Naurits during the whole 16-17 so probably they chose the future.