#TeamTrainwreck 19: The Journey of a Thousand Miles Starts with a Single Splat

[Laney]

Big ladies post and no word about Schott @Laney !
Warned!

She didn't use as much kleenex as the day before

 

[Jeschke]

Shoutout to @taz'smum for the pool footage of Samarin that arrived yesterday.
Someone knows how to play the game in here

 

[rfisher]

She didn't use as much kleenex as the day before

Yet another reason this is my favorite thread.

 

[Jeschke]

27/40 skaters are allowed to skate the gala at IdF.
Congrats to those poor souls having failed to impress the DG

 

[rfisher]

I want to hear about the ice dancers pool party

 

[Jeschke]

Shoutout to @taz'smum for the pool footage of Samarin that arrived yesterday.

I want to hear about the ice dancers pool party

I approve your confirmation of Samarin's skills

 

[SkateFanBerlin]

I don't reallt know "Train wreck" but I feel it needs to branch out. Train wreck competitions. The first flight of ladies in the free skate of Cup 'O Croissants this weekend was the worst grand prix skating I have ever scene. Could have been novice Lithuania competition. (nothing against Lithuania)

 

[taz'smum]

I want to hear about the ice dancers pool party

I was the pool party lurker
So much eye candy!

 

[rfisher]

I was the pool party lurker

And? Spill.

 

[Colonel Green]

GP Pairs FS:

R/W - Intentional doubles should be a knockout for next season's GP selection!

No more Peng/Jin?

 

[taz'smum]

And? Spill.

what happened in Grenoble stays in Grenoble!

 

[clairecloutier]

Outside of dance (which was great), IdF was kind of and .... So many WTF programs (including from people on the podiums , --actually, the majority of the podiums) #TTW indeed

 

[Jeschke]

Thanks @Colonel Green ,pbp of the night

Pre-review TES five points lower than Schott. How the mighty have fallen.

Russia and Japan tremble before the power of Schott!

Schott vanquishes France too! Sacre bleu!

 

[Jeschke]

No more Peng/Jin?

Well, it’s ttw,of course we have different rules for P/J and Panfilova

 

[Jeschke]

what happened in Grenoble stays in Grenoble!

Exchange Reed for @taz'smum !

Twitter

 

[SmallFairy]

I just saw this tweet, which says that Mai Mahara is hospitalized and that “everyone is worried because she was so thin,” but it also says her condition may be improving.

Juro(ジュロ) 🏠👩🏻‍💻 (@juronom) on Twitter

I’ve been missing Mai this season.

Boss, I’m sorry to bring bad news in here, but it’s our (((Mai))). Really hope she’ll recover quickly, I’m worried

 

[SmallFairy]

From IdF, I’m devastated for Shoma. I could barely watch him jump, I just expected another horror fall...and I got it He managed 1st 2nd and 3rd in MESS awards already, together with POTS twice Sigh...

Aymoz thankfully lit me up, he was marvellous. His emotions are everything. Team Fontana must have used more Kleenex this weekend than even Panda Girl. I told you, Aymoz for podium!

I also told you Hase/Seegert for podium... I take no blame, the FS is cursed. It must go. But I love them still.

Z/K finally got some mojo back. Hope Bruno can be good for them, they haven’t been themselves since Ballesters death. Man, this post is depressing!

At least Bunny Girl got podium!!! She’s just vibrant joy. (No wonder when she’s got both Ponsart and a bunny). I miss Celine a little bit though...

Panda Girl slayed for the team, she wasn’t going down without a fight. Everyone else in her group on the other hand, was going down

 

[Mad for Skating]

Outside of dance (which was great), IdF was kind of and .... So many WTF programs (including from people on the podiums , --actually, the majority of the podiums) #TTW indeed

Right? I was scratching my head so much this time.

Well, it’s ttw,of course we have different rules for P/J and Panfilova

Haha, that’s the wonderful thing about our corrupt little thread here. We make the rules up as we go.

 

[quartz]

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the final men’s results where Nadeau’s name is above Uno‘s.
Did that really happen or did I drink more wine this weekend than I should have and can’t see straight?

 

[Colonel Green]

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the final men’s results where Nadeau’s name is above Uno‘s.
Did that really happen or did I drink more wine this weekend than I should have and can’t see straight?

The power of the 3S-2T.

Uno should know this, he used it to great effect at Milan Worlds.

 

[Vagabond]

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the final men’s results where Nadeau’s name is above Uno‘s.
Did that really happen or did I drink more wine this weekend than I should have and can’t see straight?

It happened. Uno no mas, as they say in Spanish.

And triple salchow - double toe loop combinations are the new black.

 

[Jeschke]

Update on Gala:
Schott and Nadeau but no Serna, Meite or Pukey.
DG at its best
(((frenchskaters)))

And obviously Schott did not even took her gala outfit to france and just showed up in tights and a bling top

 

[Laney]

Unlike the ladies competition, the gala was all about da Schott, her splat, her stoned face, her complete lack of joy and also the dissapointing complete lack of kleenex. Of course, the rest of the gala was just meh...

 

[AngieNikodinovLove (ANL)]

Did y'all see the ladies medal podium at IdF?

Was funny.

They gave Mariah the wrong medal.

Zag noticed it. I guess if anyone knows what a gold medal looks like its Zag.....

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[Laney]

Did y'all see the ladies medal podium at IdF?

Was funny.

They gave Mariah the wrong medal.

Zag noticed it. I guess if anyone knows what a gold medal looks like its Zag.....

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Yes, that was a priceless moment Mariah handled it so well. It was really funny!

 

[Vagabond]

Did y'all see the ladies medal podium at IdF?

I have never understood until now what it means when they say that a skater "handed the winner the gold medal."

 

[taz'smum]

Mama's 5 mins of fame

Мама фигуристки Загорски впервые за пять лет увидела катание дочери

На этапе в Гренобле российский танцевальный дуэт Тиффани Загорски и Джонатан Гурейро заняли пятое место по итогам короткой программы

tass.ru

 

[Mad for Skating]

Mama's 5 mins of fame

Мама фигуристки Загорски впервые за пять лет увидела катание дочери

На этапе в Гренобле российский танцевальный дуэт Тиффани Загорски и Джонатан Гурейро заняли пятое место по итогам короткой программы

tass.ru

You're famous now, mama!

 

[taz'smum]

You're famous now, mama!

I think you mean "infamous"

 

[mjb52]

I love the way google translate has the skaters "riding" instead of skating and calls the program the "rental." I wish we would start using those terms in English because they are charming.