#TeamTrainwreck 17: Just don't screw up like you always do!

[Jeschke]

Boss in Italy right now.
Waitress yesterday looked like the secret twin of Fleur. Same hair, same make-up, same classy attitude.
I just waited for Derbina coming around the corner

 

[Colonel Green]

I hesitated to upload this, but I wouldn't deprive @Jeschke of the chance to see the master at work.

Nicolas Nadeau - 2019 Minto Short Program

Music: "Don't Fall in Love" by Wake ChildI am begging you, Nic, please find a jump coach.

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[Ka3sha]

Tried wakesurfing for the first time today. What can I say? There definitely were some #ttw worthy splats

 

[Jeschke]

I hesitated to upload this, but I wouldn't deprive @Jeschke of the chance to see the master at work.

Nicolas Nadeau - 2019 Minto Short Program

Music: "Don't Fall in Love" by Wake ChildI am begging you, Nic, please find a jump coach.

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Well done my boy/girl, well done.
Thanks for that!

Hairography, costume tailored by 6yr old cousin, 2t, lustful tit rubbing, 3lo1t stepout, yes it’s Nadeau

 

[Jeschke]

Tried wakesurfing for the first time today. What can I say? There definitely were some #ttw worthy splats

Bring video proof to kick off the 19/20 MESS list!

 

[Laney]

Well done my boy/girl, well done.
Thanks for that!

Hairography, costume tailored by 6yr old cousin, 2t, lustful tit rubbing, 3lo1t stepout, yes it’s Nadeau

Well, that combination is all TTW is about He made the team proud

 

[alchemy void]

I hesitated to upload this, but I wouldn't deprive @Jeschke of the chance to see the master at work.

Nicolas Nadeau - 2019 Minto Short Program

Music: "Don't Fall in Love" by Wake ChildI am begging you, Nic, please find a jump coach.

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Thank you so much!

I like the program, especially all the hairography and the costume.

Can that 3Lo+2T count as a very early contender for MEEPOTS?

 

[alchemy void]

I just waited for Derbina coming around the corner

Unfortunately for you, Derbina is coaching an ISU camp in Slovenia this weekend. However, I’m anxiously awaiting another Grm/Derbina-Karotom crossover!

In other #TTW “news”, it looks like Perkova is on her way to Barcelona.

 

[Vagabond]

Music: "Don't Fall in Love" by Wake Child

Don't Fall in Love When You Can Splat!

#threadtitlealert

 

[Jeschke]

Don't Fall in Love When You Can Splat!
#threadtitlealert

Denied!

 

[Jeschke]

Murashov practicing for the MESS-race

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[rfisher]

Denied!

You just can't help yourself can you.

 

[Jeschke]

@alchemy void is ready for the season, new avatar is set

 

[alchemy void]

@alchemy void is ready for the season, new avatar is set

Minimum age requirement for my avatar is 28 years. Take that, Universiade!

 

[rfisher]

Russian test skates coming soon. What have Tar/Mor done with the move to Florida and Marina?
What have Med and Zag done to prepare for the Triple As? Will the Triple A's show us something special? What will Rukavitcin do with all his new skaters? Will Gub and Nugu cause the remaining hair follicles to run screaming for the exit? Has our boy had enough vacation time that he's ready to actually skate this season? Will team member by proxy (you know who he is) be on his game now that he's a married man? Will LaTuk do three 3As (she better if she wants to go to Euros and Worlds)? Who will be the new junior stars?

I can't wait

 

[Jeschke]

Lots of popcorn. Seems someone will for sure not be in shape for test skates

What have Tar/Mor done with the move to Florida and Marina?

I admit I am curious, but still, all 3 still junior skating russians keeping me more interested than this.

What will Rukavitcin do with all his new skaters?

What will all the skaters have done to Rukavicin might be the proper question.

Will Gub and Nugo cause the remaining hair follicles to run screaming for the exit?

Gub, Nugu will share the same fate as the hair: non-existent. (at the test skates)

Will team member by proxy (you know who he is) be on his game now that he's a married man?

Will this be Shulepovs debut at the test skates?

Who will be the new junior stars?

Yablokov ( I wanna see that knc with Volchkova, and of course I hope for Murashov alongside)

Minimum age requirement for my avatar is 28 years. Take that, Universiade!

Oh yes, we need an universiade-event elder age, called the Derbina Karotom Trophy!

 

[SmallFairy]

Our cheerleader looking seriously smokin’

How in earth do I get the normal IG again???
I forgot how...now I’m being totally nice, I’m not doing it @SamuraiK style.

 

[Jeschke]

Our cheerleader looking seriously smokin’

https://www.instagram.com/p/B0liwg2DN8N/?igshid=kwpsiysoxbc3

2nd warning!
With such behaviour you won’t get outta this cell anytime soon.

 

[Yehudi]

Rukavitsin and Sokolovskaya used to be the coaches where careers go to die. I’m wondering if that honor now goes to Turenko

Non-skating. But Seven of Nine is back (and Jeri Ryan looks fab)!

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[Vagabond]

I must echo da bossman's disapprobation.

 

[rfisher]

 

[SmallFairy]

2nd warning!
With such behaviour you won’t get outta this cell anytime soon.

I won’t listen. Gaby
What do you think my days are like? Where IS Smirnov these days?????? (((Viking)))

 

[Mad for Skating]

Denied!

Bossman, I thought the whole point of TTW is to have fun, not to be tied down with rules

Our cheerleader looking seriously smokin’

How in earth do I get the normal IG again???
I forgot how...now I’m being totally nice, I’m not doing it @SamuraiK style.

Can we just cast Gabi in the next Men in Black movie? I'm serious.

 

[Jeschke]

Bossman, I thought the whole point of TTW is to have fun, not to be tied down with rules

The turban is set for season start.
For future thread titles @Vagabond already submitted way better proposals than the last one

 

[Yehudi]

Um, for those asking about Smirnov, take a look at Shpilevaya’s stories

 

[SmallFairy]

I’m read your for season to start. Körting might even make a comeback. But I remind you that even though I’m thrilled S/E has two GPs, S/S have none, and why should they get the home TBD when they didn’t get it last year, because I’m telling you there’s enough obscure teams to give it to who splat even more than then ones who got it last year and S/S should go back to Love Story, just because it was never skated enough and just to keep me sane, and will I even survive test skates and watch me as I’m able to stand up against the desire to use caps lock

 

[SmallFairy]

Um, for those asking about Smirnov, take a look at Shpilevaya’s stories

Dare I???

ETA: they’re most definitely not going back to Love Story
#90iescalledandsoon....

 

[Yehudi]

Dare I???

Depends if “college freshman who cant afford to get a haircut til he goes home for Christmas” is your thing

 

[Jeschke]

Depends if “college freshman who cant afford to get a haircut til he goes home for Christmas” is your thing

It is hers, so definitely!

 

[Jeschke]

ETA: they’re most definitely not going back to Love Story

No girl, obviously you lost against higher forces