#TeamTrainwreck 16: We do hard, not crazy!

[Ka3sha]

On a waaay more serious note :
First thing I saw after Men’s event in the main hall were Savosin (eating his poppy brioche) , pMurashov, Ignatov and Samoilov (can’t be sure here) hanging out and joking all together.
@Jeschke ‘s dream team

 

[Jeschke]

On a waaay more serious note :
First thing I saw after Men’s event in the main hall were Savosin (eating his poppy brioche) , pMurashov, Ignatov and Samoilov (can’t be sure here) hanging out and joking all together.
@Jeschke ‘s dream team

I am still waiting for Samoilov's mobile number my dear! ???

https://www.instagram.com/p/BrlMRdlBLis/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1nfich7yo2ise
(Ignatov missing ?)

 

[alchemy void]

Gubanova?

Sure.

 

[Jeschke]

Finally @rfisher got her girl somehwere.

#TeamTrainwreck Members Update

-Patron-Saint:
Nevskaya, Anna

Ladies:
Gold, Gracie
Gubanova, Anastasiia NEW
Honda, Marin
Konstantinova, Stanislava
Lecavelier, Laurine
Leonova, Alena
Park, So-Youn
Radionova, Elena
Sakhanovich, Serafima
Schott, Nicole
Tuktamysheva, Elizaveta

Men:
Aliev, Dmitri
Aymoz, Kévin
Březina, Michal
Nadeau, Nicolas
Sadovsky, Roman
Samohin, Daniel

Pairs:
Peng, Cheng / Jin, Yang

Ice Dance:
Fournier Beaudry, Laurence / Sorensen, Nikolaj
Shpilevaya, Anastasia / Smirnov, Grigory

 

[muffinplus]

Has Gubanova even had an epic splat? ( I haven't followed her enough but she seems to be consistent?) I mean, there is heartbreak for sure, but I think it's less because she can skate great and then splat and more so because she is always held down by RusFed..

 

[Jeschke]

Has Gubanova even had an epic splat? ( I haven't followed her enough but she seems to be consistent?) I mean, there is heartbreak for sure, but I think it's less because she can skate great and then splat and more so because she is always held down by RusFed..

Oh run, @rfisher is already hunting you down now Gubanova finally made some team

 

[rfisher]

Oh run, @rfisher is already hunting you down now Gubanova finally made some team

Damn straight. Leave my girl alone. She SHOULD have been on the Jr World team last season. But, I promised not to go there again.

 

[Jeschke]

@rfisher this might be your day.
Kolyada remained on his feet too.
93pts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqIOj8B_Yl0

 

[rfisher]

@rfisher this might be your day.
Kolyada remained on his feet too.
93pts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqIOj8B_Yl0

He just needs the rink to empty out with nobody but a couple of judges watching. It's the audience that kills him. They all need to go to the bathroom during his skate at Worlds.

 

[muffinplus]

Oh run, @rfisher is already hunting you down now Gubanova finally made some team

Damn straight. Leave my girl alone. She SHOULD have been on the Jr World team last season. But, I promised not to go there again.

Well maybe she can be on @rfisher' s personal Team Heartbreak ( even if her skating isn't a train wreck )

 

[Deleted member 40371]

@rfisher this might be your day.
Kolyada remained on his feet too.
93pts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqIOj8B_Yl0

After all...Tomorrow is another day

 

[Jeschke]

Glenn 70pts SP in NED and Tursy-POTS
https://youtu.be/JyK67vbzcv0?t=319

 

[Dobre]

Bazin's score was over 6 points higher than Euros, and Diecke's 5 points higher than his season best, so the scores were perhaps a tad inflated

Well, yes. It's your typical last minute senior B in order to get minimums competition. After all, if you're going to give the minimum score to Bunina & Frolov, then everyone else is probably going to have to score higher.

 

[Vagabond]

Has Gubanova even had an epic splat? ( I haven't followed her enough but she seems to be consistent?) I mean, there is heartbreak for sure, but I think it's less because she can skate great and then splat and more so because she is always held down by RusFed..

Splats have not been part of the Criteria for quite some time now. They are, however, a Quality, perhaps the most important Quality of them all.

Criteria:
1) Skater needs a complete package to potentially be a top skater at Euros/4CC's/Worlds/Olympic level
2) Skater needs to have the ability to absolutely rock one day and splat the day after. Even better: rock and splat during one program
3) Skater is not afraid of breaking one's heart over and over again
4) Skater needs more splat/messy performances than great ones

Rules:
1) Worlds/Olympic medalists and Euro/4CC's champions are not eligible
2) Multiple Euros/4CC's medal winners are not eligible
3) Membership and changes to the Rules and Qualities shall be decided by consensus among longstanding posters in the #TeamTrainwreck Threads, subject to points 1) and 2)
4) The pinky166 is not allowed to make more than one proposal a day
5) Proposals can be submitted in the #teamtrainwreck thread
6) New membership is granted only to current skaters
7) New membership is only granted to senior skaters (at least one international senior competition)
8) Membership can be cancelled due to points 1) and 2), numerous decent skates in a row or not being competitive on elite level anymore.

Qualities:
1) Being a student of Volchkova/Rukavicin
2) Big boobs/nice ass
3) Boobs/belly/nipples showing
4) Mule kick
5) Being Uzbek/Russian
6) last name called Schott
7) Bizarre off ice incidents
8) Coach
9) Costume (-Malfunction)
10) Splats
11) Bizarre Choreo
12) Hair

Speaking of not being competitive on an elite level anymore, one has to wonder about this one:

Leonova, Alena

 

[Jeschke]

Speaking of not being competitive on an elite level anymore, one has to wonder about this one:

194pts!
http://www.isuresults.com/events/cat03108896.htm
Pressman, I like u, but: shut up!

#missionnhk19

 

[Vagabond]

 

[muffinplus]

2) Skater needs to have the ability to absolutely rock one day and splat the day after. Even better: rock and splat during one program

Isn't this where splats are part of the criteria?

 

[AngieNikodinovLove (ANL)]

Pairs:
Peng, Cheng / Jin, Yang

I think its time to swap them out with Kayne & O'Shea!

P&J's tickets have expired.

 

[Dobre]

This is an irrelevant conversation. Gubanova has, indeed, splatted during prime opportunities to win events. She has also splatted and managed to win events. (I don't know how she could possibly be more qualified for this list than Karen but as I don't want either on the list, I'm not going to make that argument).

 

[Jeschke]

P&J's tickets have expired.

@Vagabond speak!

 

[Jeschke]

This is an irrelevant conversation. Gubanova has, indeed, splatted during prime opportunities to win events. She has also splatted and managed to win events. (I don't know how she could possibly be more qualified for this list than Karen but as I don't want either on the list, I'm not going to make that argument).

#karenwho?

 

[Vagabond]

@Vagabond speak!

P&J's tickets have expired.

And who asked you?

 

[DobrinFan]

#karenwho?

#KwanOppegard?

 

[Jeschke]

And who asked you?

Thank you!

 

[Braulio]

@Braulio do you have chick#6/Krasnopolski? I need to see!
(and am too ashamed to post/ask somewhere else )

I let today's stream of the free skate recording, have yet to check how it went. Will do video of them if so

 

[rfisher]

#KwanOppegard?

Who always has great boots, BTW, something that I would have pushed for as an asset back in the day.

 

[Jeschke]

57pts for Karly.
Take that ?? fed! ??

 

[Mad for Skating]

The first time ever I was annoyed by Tat screaming.

My goal in life is to someday speak Russian as enthusiastically as TAT.

Samoilov IG after RCF ?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BuMw_FpAZsj/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=gcqove37vb67

Come to my should to cry buddy! ?

You truly are a cougar dude.

He just needs the rink to empty out with nobody but a couple of judges watching. It's the audience that kills him. They all need to go to the bathroom during his skate at Worlds.

I’ll set off the fire alarm so everyone evacuates!

 

[SmallFairy]

What a day! I return and Gubanova has got her ticket She's broken my heart so many times, but mostly it's the judges who makes sure that happens. The crying KnC from last year junior nationals I'll never forget I love her though, she's exquisite in every way. So should I be happy or sad she on the team?

 

[SmallFairy]

Thanks so much @Jeschke for every update from Haague, Vikings and Fentz I was prepared to cheer for Stoll reading the thread and then...no show. Let's share the boat, no German, no Viking at worlds. Crap.