#TeamTrainwreck 16: We do hard, not crazy!

[SmallFairy]

We will find out at next Nebelhorn ??
Who is in?

In:
Bossman
Fanta the dog

Will you be there for the adult comp too?
(I know Fanta will!)

 

[SamuraiK]

So Joti won the german reality show https://www.instagram.com/p/BtvWDRTHSU9/

 

[Vagabond]

The quote got lost in here but OMG! Trashy, seedy homosexual hangout - wheeeeeeeeeeee!

This thread is actually where afficianados and cognoscenti from every sexual orientation congregate to discuss figure skating and stuff, but bossman and vice have placed charms that conceal it from the bigoted and unappreciative.

 

[SmallFairy]

This thread is actually where afficianados and cognoscenti from every sexual orientation congregate to discuss figure skating and stuff, but bossman and vice have placed charms that conceal it from the bigoted and unappreciative.

Now I really need to get a top notch dictionary

 

[SamuraiK]

Now I really need to get a top notch dictionary

It's easier when the fancy words are just derivated from latin so for me they are just regular spanish words

 

[SmallFairy]

It's easier when the fancy words are just derivated from latin so for me they are just regular spanish words

Lucky you! At least as Norwegian I can understand German more easily.

 

[Jeschke]

But Hiwatashi is on the list, right? He must be! He was plain crazy adorable after his FS!

He is, but I doubt this making the final cut, scusi

 

[Jeschke]

Now I really need to get a top notch dictionary

Let me know, when you finished translating

 

[SmallFairy]

Let me know, when you finished translating

Don't hold your breath

 

[SmallFairy]

And I just have to say, after rewatching some of the men from 4CC.... Cutie Tanaka's choreo seq is such a highlight of the weekend! Wow, so much energy and speed and fun and dance! And it's starting off with the 3lo spot on the music. Luuuurve me some Wilhelm Tell?

 

[pinky166]

@pinky166 I re-checked.
As i like the arguing coming off the ice, the actual knc's were nothing shortlist-worthy.
Sorry

Being bratty isn’t shortlist worthy? It sure entertained me. With Aymoz being calm in the Kiss n Cry this season I found Elvis to really fill a void

 

[pinky166]

All that matters ??


I agree, I need her back. 'Cinema Paradiso' FS, one time please, one time! I saw her landing triples in AoI clips, I have not giving up yet

Did she officially retire or is she just injured/lacking motivation? She got new programs for this season so I would assume she was planning to compete.

I want Rose back on competitive ice . I don’t care if that means doing UR triples at senior Bs, I miss her!

 

[alchemy void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBHJuMIElI8

Shirtless Keegs in a short leopard print skirt skating to weird jungle jazz. Discuss.

Unsurprisingly, I approve.

 

[alchemy void]

I don’t care if that means doing UR triples at senior Bs, I miss her!

#TTWgoalz

 

[Mad for Skating]

The quote got lost in here but OMG! Trashy, seedy homosexual hangout - wheeeeeeeeeeee!

This bisexual baby approves! I blame it all on Hot Chockolate and the Empress of China. (Madison Chock and Wenjing Sui).

 

[SmallFairy]

Shirtless Keegs in a short leopard print skirt skating to weird jungle jazz. Discuss.

Unsurprisingly, I approve.

I am NOT watching this clip

 

[Jeschke]

Shirtless Keegs in a short leopard print skirt skating to weird jungle jazz. Discuss.
Unsurprisingly, I approve.

I am NOT watching this clip

Of course I couldn't resist the temptation. The suspense was just too big.
I should have known better and followed your lead viking! ?

 

[Jeschke]

?? Men team for worlds
https://www.instagram.com/p/BtyEdPYlwcd/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1q04uv0c994k2

 

[SmallFairy]

Of course I couldn't resist the temptation. The suspense was just too big.
I should have known better and followed your lead viking! ?

Always!

 

[SmallFairy]

?? Men team for worlds
https://www.instagram.com/p/BtyEdPYlwcd/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1q04uv0c994k2

Le Sigh...

 

[Enchanted]

?? Men team for worlds
https://www.instagram.com/p/BtyEdPYlwcd/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1q04uv0c994k2

That pic requires a caption. Their fascial expressions are sort of interesting.

 

[Vagabond]

That pic requires a caption.

"How prepared are you for a disaster?"

 

[Colonel Green]

I think we’re unfortunately at the point where Ting Cui needs to be at least on the watch list.

 

[Jeschke]

I think we’re unfortunately at the point where Ting Cui needs to be at least on the watch list.

Ehm what? ?

 

[rfisher]

I think we’re unfortunately at the point where Ting Cui needs to be at least on the watch list.

You actually have to have the ability to win. I haven't seen that yet. Just being a headcase doesn't make you a candidate for #TTW

 

[Jeschke]

HEARTBREAK
1) Being a student of Volchkova/Rukavicin
2) Big boobs/nice ass
3) Boobs/belly/nipples showing
4) Mule kick
5) Being Uzbek/Russian
6) last name called Schott
7) Bizarre off ice incidents
8) Coach
9) Costume (-Malfunction)
10) Splats
11) Bizarre Choreo
12) Hair

This topic has been closed ??

 

[morqet]

You actually have to have the ability to win. I haven't seen that yet. Just being a headcase doesn't make you a candidate for #TTW

Ladies:
Konstantinova, Stanislava
Leonova, Alena
Schott, Nicole

Watch List:
Ladies: Robertson, Karly

 

[rfisher]

We all know ThatStasiaGirl, Schott, and Leonova are special cases and that Karly is @alchemy void's special.

 

[Ka3sha]

We all know ThatStasiaGirl, Schott, and Leonova are special cases

We will see after Russian Cup Final , who will have the last laugh

 

[Vagabond]

Just being a headcase doesn't make you a candidate for #TTW

Correct.

You actually have to have the ability to win.

Incorrect.

Criteria:
1) Skater needs a complete package to potentially be a top skater at Euros/4CC's/Worlds/Olympic level
2) Skater needs to have the ability to absolutely rock one day and splat the day after. Even better: rock and splat during one program
3) Skater is not afraid of breaking one's heart over and over again
4) Skater needs more splat/messy performances than great ones

"Top skater" doesn't mean "winner."

Consider, for example, this blast from the past:

Members update:

Ladies:
Artemieva, Maria
Nicole Gosviani
Helgesson, Joshi
Lecavelier, Laurine
Leonova, Alena
Maxwell, Fleur
Park, So-Youn
Sakhanovich, Serafima
Schott, Nicole

Men:
Brezina, Michal
Dornbush, Richard
Gorshkov, Gordei
Menshov, Konstantin
Miner, Ross

Pair Skaters:
Biryukova, Sofia / Filonov, Andrei
Iliusheckina, Lubov / Moscovitch, Dylan
James, Vanessa / Cipres, Morgan
Peng, Cheng / Zhang, Hao NEW

Ice Dance:
Monko Ksenia / Khaliavin, Kiril
Stavitskaya, Maria


Waiting List:
Pogorilaya, Anna (always first in line, always!)
Vartman, Mari-Doris / Blommaert, Ruben (not before 2016/17 sesaon)
Bazarova, Vera / Deputat, Andrei (not before 2016/17 season)
Aliev, Dmitri (matter of time --> Rukavicin)
Fedichkina, Alisa (matter of time --> Rukavicin)

https://www.fsuniverse.net/forum/th...eturn-of-the-splat.98100/page-18#post-4766909

I would say having the potential to make the Free Skate if one were actually sent to the competition might be enough, provided that the other Criteria, all of the Rules, and most of the Qualities were satisfied.