#TeamTrainwreck 8: See you at Nebelhorn!

[alchemy void]

TTW rule bending skills put Piseev and Putin to shame.

If @Jeschke is Piseev, I'm
Alla Shekhovtsova.

 

[rfisher]

Criteria:
1) Skater needs a complete package to potentially be a top skater at Euros/4CC's/Worlds/Olympic level
2) Skater needs to have the ability to absolutely rock one day and splat the day after. Even better: rock and splat during one program
3) Skater is not afraid of breaking one's heart over and over again
4) Skater needs more splat/messy performances than great ones

Rules:
1) Worlds/Olympic medalists and Euro/4CC's champions are not eligible
2) Multiple Euros/4CC's medal winners are not eligible
3) Membership and changes to the Rules and Qualities shall be decided by consensus among longstanding posters in the #TeamTrainwreck Threads, subject to points 1) and 2)
4) The pinky166 is not allowed to make more than one proposal a day
5) Proposals can be submitted in the #teamtrainwreck thread
6) New membership is granted only to current skaters
7) New membership is only granted to senior skaters (at least one international senior competition)
8) Membership can be cancelled due to points 1) and 2), numerous decent skates in a row or not being competitive on elite level anymore.

Qualities:
1) Being a student of Volchkova/Rukavicin
2) Big boobs/nice ass
3) Boobs/belly/nipples showing
4) Mule kick
5) Being Uzbek/Russian
6) last name called Schott
7) Bizarre off ice incidents
8) Coach
9) Costume (-Malfunction)
10) Splats
11) Bizarre Choreo

There's nothing in the Rules preventing an extraordinary meeting in Fiji to decide #TTW HOF membership.

That said, I'm a bit that I wasn't invited.

Now that you mention it, I'm a little annoyed i wasn"t invited either. I want to see the surf at cloudbreak
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[Jeschke]

If @Jeschke is Piseev, I'm
Alla Shekhovtsova.

 

[Bellanca]

- a sip per each fall
- a reallybighugegiant sip per each splat on 2A
- a glass of beer per 3 splats in one program
- a shot per costume change
- three shots per death stare

AND a glass of red wine to enjoy Chan's skating


I'll need a drinking game for Russian Nationals this year, I have no idea how I will survive Ladies FP and all the drama

... we're all gonna end up in the emergency room with alcohol poisoning. Bring it on!

 

[Jeschke]

Watchlist's Hurtado/Khaliavin start the season in best -manner.
Entered Lombardia to be crossed off the roster today.
#gosviani
#fleur

 

[Yehudi]

Future team member? Coached by Volchkova, huge jumps, and skating to one of the most hideous songs of all time

https://youtu.be/ah4KQGngLqQ

 

[Ka3sha]

Perkova's jumps in the free at the St Pete Cup event
3t-3t<<
3lz<
2a
3f-2t
1f
3s-2t-2lo
2a<

Both Sakhanovich's double axels have positive goe

 

[alchemy void]

Perkova's jumps in the free at the St Pete Cup event
3t-3t<<
3lz<
2a
3f-2t
1f
3s-2t-2lo
2a<

Both Sakhanovich's double axels have positive goe

I actually feel like this is a better place than she was at the test skates last season?

#delusional

I've already had heartbreak and we haven't even had a senior B yet! Give me a reason to believe, Perkova! If the jumps aren't there, I don't really even care much as long as he programs are fun and as over the top as possible.

Re: Serafima, I am really rooting for her this season. The few small clips I've seen of her, she looks stunning. I hope she can stage a bit of a comeback and st least get that COR spot!

 

[Vagabond]

I actually feel like this is a better place than she was at the test skates last season?

On the Perkova Calendar, last season was the Year of the Pigeon. What will this season be?

 

[SmallFairy]

Yay Sima!!! I'm so rooting for her!

Don't worry @alchemy void Perkova will for sure treat us with some gems this season too. She has never let us down before. And we all need to change our avatars eventually

 

[Vagabond]

What would it mean for Perkova to "let us down"? Finishing first at Russian Nationals?

 

[alchemy void]

On the Perkova Calendar, last season was the Year of the Pigeon. What will this season be?

YEAR OF GOLD

 

[rfisher]

YEAR OF GOLD

Brezina FTW!

 

[alchemy void]

Brezina FTW!

Love it!

I also initially read this as "Brezinova FTW!" and was excited you had become another Lil Sis uber.

 

[Jeschke]

I actually feel like this is a better place than she was at the test skates last season?

YEAR OF GOLD

I also initially read this as "Brezinova FTW!" and was excited you had become another Lil Sis uber.

Oh my, and the season has just begun

 

[Jeschke]

Re: Serafima, I am really rooting for her this season. The few small clips I've seen of her, she looks stunning. I hope she can stage a bit of a comeback and st least get that COR spot!

Yeah, I really long to see that short program to 'the waltz goes on'; stunning piece!
Slay Sima!

 

[Jeschke]

The new dream pair: da schott and the chickenbreast norvegian
https://instagram.com/p/BYanPb0Hjhb/

 

[alchemy void]

Oh my, and the season has just begun

Well thank you, I'm in peak form already.

 

[rfisher]

Well thank you, I'm in peak form already.

We got an early start last weekend with the JGP 1! And there will be more quads from the ladies this week.

It says something that 13 year old girls are kicking the boy's TES asses. Girl power.

 

[SamuraiK]

If @Jeschke is Piseev, I'm
Alla Shekhovtsova.

But Shekhovtsova only lobbies for skaters with real potential and that doesn't apply to like 99% of your faves...

But if everyone is picking alter egos then I want to be Mishin.

 

[jamesy]

Well thank you, I'm in peak form already.

Meldonium!!!

 

[SmallFairy]

The new dream pair: da schott and the chickenbreast norvegian
https://instagram.com/p/BYanPb0Hjhb/

Well, nothing new under the sun for the BFFs

 

[Jeschke]

Glimpse at the start of Schott FS
http://instagram.com/nicole_schott
(Story)
Love it already!

#teamschott

 

[Jeschke]

-intruder FS: Ouch

Rika Hongo's Frida FS video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNqKxyBXiD0

 

[Jeschke]

Just realized no Gede on Nebelhorn roster

 

[Jeschke]

Volchkova is back!
Her skater splats, pops, shows belly and back, has to fix shirt during spin and got a tsareva-like-attack before leaving the ice
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tTWFQHHIakY

Murashov needs some polish, but I think he could be really great!

 

[Ananas Astra]

Volchkova is back!
Her skater splats, pops, shows belly and back, has to fix shirt during spin and gots a tsareva-like-attack before leaving the ice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B74EQR59GKo

Murashov needs some polish, but I think he could be really great!

Nah, he is not heartbreak material. That was awful in every sense.

 

[Jeschke]

Nah, he is not heartbreak material. That was awful in every sense.

pah!
there was belly, cannot have been that awful!

 

[alchemy void]

Volchkova is back!
Her skater splats, pops, shows belly and back, has to fix shirt during spin and gots a tsareva-like-attack before leaving the ice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B74EQR59GKo

Murashov needs some polish, but I think he could be really great!

Holy shit this was awesome!

)But your link goes to a cute German junior who is actually pretty good. ) Correct link is here: https://youtu.be/tTWFQHHIakY

The shirt two thirds of the way up his torso on the spins

Love the drama and the intensity he was giving it throughout, even with questionable basics. What was the music? Great.

Volchkova is also morphing into a Tsareva clone! Do they visit the same spa? And just not looks, love the stoic bitchface in the K&C.

I loved it. He's going on my watchlist!

In fact, I'm upset I could watch the men's SP today at all, seems like a competition of epic trainwreck proportions.

 

[alchemy void]

Not a peep yet about Alena Leonova's programs? Here's to hoping for a redux of the Pirates Of The Caribbean short & a FS tribute to the programs of Laetitia Hubert... 'a girl can dream'!

FSU is clamoring for Alena Leonova news! The secrecy is excuriciating!