#TeamTrainwreck 9: Next Splat Station: Pyeongchang

[SmallFairy]

Sorry,did not check the old posts. Need to check sober tomorrow.

But right now my mind is all about that imaginary fight of @morqet vs Tsareva with vice cheering in save distance

THAT will be epic

 

[Jeschke]

2 Serafima SAKHANOVICH RUS 174.49 2 2
Lost to Tursy by like 20 points. Not a disaster at all, but not competitive for top 12 at Nationals (if she can even qualify).

Optimist! You expect her to even qualify?

5 Nicole SCHOTT GER 161.62 4 5
Attempted a 3flip-3toe in the LP! 3FLIP3TOE FOR TOP 5!

Ma girl! Already starting with experiments!

9 Lutricia BOCK GER 135.88 14 9
I think she should focus on juniors this season....

Making it to junior worlds will be hard enough

16 Angelina KUCHVALSKA LAT 107.20 16 15
What the hell is going on. She finished last, except for the 5 BLR ladies. Bye bye watchlist. Nikitina can smell the Olympics!

Smell?
Book the flights!!!

10 Ivan RIGHINI ITA 67.39 10
So much talk to the "haters" on Instagram this week,

Have to check immediately!

 

[Jeschke]

-awards-updates!
Just for the record

MESS
Anna Pogorilaya, GP CAN, FS
https://youtu.be/2BFs-TILVsk?t=3m17s

Anna Pogorilaya, GP CAN, FS
https://youtu.be/2BFs-TILVsk?t=4m10s

-POTS
Anna Pogorilaya, GP CAN, FS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BFs-TILVsk

Tursy-POTS (KnC )
https://youtu.be/2BFs-TILVsk?t=7m21s

 

[Ka3sha]

Pogo is indeed killing every award, no one else stands a chance really

With one skate...
She is a true patron-saint of the team

 

[Ka3sha]

We need some good news after all: #grantoline started their wedding preparations
https://www.instagram.com/p/BazanIQgzkD/?taken-by=grantoline

 

[rfisher]

Skate Canada has been a big let down so far today. I fully expect the to fall twice and drive a stake in my heart. James/Cipress will skate clean and have no KnC drama. The Leftovers will fail me. Luba will fall. Duhamal will win. Just kill me now.

Shoma and Chan will falter and Jason Brown will somehow win and I'll die.

It's lucky I have wine and chocolate ice cream ready.

 

[Areski]

I CAN'T STAND TSAREVA.

 

[alchemy void]

We need some good news after all: #grantoline started their wedding preparations
https://www.instagram.com/p/BazanIQgzkD/?taken-by=grantoline

That’s so cute! Good for them!

 

[Ka3sha]

Two clean quad salchows in two days for Brezina

 

[rfisher]

Fake Brezina. The real one is hiding somewhere.

 

[Vagabond]

@rfisher needs to give up on more skaters. And maybe start rooting for Janny.

 

[rfisher]

Janny is immune. I can admire her without consequences.

 

[Vagabond]

Even with the quad salchows, Big Bro 1.0 is going to finish behind the quadless Big Bro 2.0.

 

[rfisher]

Well, at least Uno didn't fail me. I'm just going to pretend this comp didn't happen.

 

[shan]

Skate Canada has been a big let down so far today. I fully expect the to fall twice and drive a stake in my heart. James/Cipress will skate clean and have no KnC drama. The Leftovers will fail me. Luba will fall. Duhamal will win. Just kill me now.

Shoma and Chan will falter and Jason Brown will somehow win and I'll die.

It's lucky I have wine and chocolate ice cream ready.

Oh good grief, I think you hit every prediction except for Jason Brown winning and the Leftovers skated semi-well. After watching I/M, I agree with pretending this competition didn't happen.

 

[Vagabond]

James & Ciprès outscored Savchenko & Massot in the FS!

We might eventually have to invoke Rule #8

Rules:
....
8) Membership can be cancelled due to points 1) and 2), numerous decent skates in a row or not being competitive on elite level anymore.

But not yet.

 

[MrSatterwhite]

-awards-updates!
Just for the record

MESS
Anna Pogorilaya, GP CAN, FS
https://youtu.be/2BFs-TILVsk?t=3m17s

Anna Pogorilaya, GP CAN, FS
https://youtu.be/2BFs-TILVsk?t=4m10s

-POTS
Anna Pogorilaya, GP CAN, FS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BFs-TILVsk

Tursy-POTS (KnC )
https://youtu.be/2BFs-TILVsk?t=7m21s

Not to mention the uncredited FWOTS : Fiercest Wedgie Of The Season

 

[alchemy void]

I CAN'T STAND TSAREVA.

 

[alchemy void]

Well, at least Uno didn't fail me. I'm just going to pretend this comp didn't happen.

Same.
I have overdosed on figure skating and heartbreak today.

Time to log off FSU.

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

I CAN'T STAND TSAREVA.

 

[Jeschke]

I CAN'T STAND TSAREVA.

Oh boy!

 

[MarieM]

Oh Pogo. You broke my heart. Again.

 

[Jeschke]

MESS-Shortlist
Keegan Messing, GP CAN, FS
https://youtu.be/iNKx0IRhvJg?t=1m11s

 

[Jeschke]

BTW folks, GRM leading after Golder Bear SP
Freed in 11th justed edged out Zahra Lari (12th) with a TES of 13points

 

[Jeschke]

Skate Canada Recap
Men
Brown - Blue velvet diva pyjama. Awesome Gotta admit, like the FS though
Samarin - Oh my, so trashy, so good! I love love love the SP I might be his only fan, but hell, who cares?
Chan - So much heartbreak! I need that medal happy end in Korea, I really do!
Jorik - being caught showering by the housekeeping was his highlight for me in Regina.
Brezina - little bastard!
Nadeau - Elvis bitchezzzz Underscored! So hot!

Ladies:
Hicks - almost podium; vice might be pleased. but graciuous that girl ain't
Honda - seeing separate post
Laurine - so boring. so much! where is the one-leg-costume? I secretly root for MBM due to disappointment
Pogo - serious note; ass, boobs, thighs; seems like puberty 2.0 hits her. apart from that, the program dies nothing for me, totally unspecial, sorry. like that she is going for the black instead of white swan though.
Austman - WTF!? Where is the trashy OES FS? Ditched for LesMis!

Pairs:
D/R - silent I remain
Empress - Bruno is the same headcaseas Robin; if (if!!!) they make it to Korea, I can totally see him fallin apart. Sorry. Besides that. The program is great, but you need a triumph march at olympics. I fear my highness, I fear
J/C - Boring, sorry, just boring! We saw that already! Awful costumes!
Z/E - for gods sake, leave that horror costume change in the FS!
I/M - the knc's this season are kinda worrisome. I fear for them (making the team), I seriously do!

Dance:
V/M - so good!
W/P - so overscored!
H/D - so 'I have no clue what to think of that'

 

[SmallFairy]

Austman- big for her Kulovana 97-content.

Velvet pants-I love them!

Haven't watched men or pairs yet, will during the day....

 

[SmallFairy]

Velvet pants: https://youtu.be/re31qxkQRPk

 

[Jeschke]

Btw, can someone explain Brezina, that his FS shirt, does not need any white shit beneath?
He should learn from every single russian skater out there!

 

[Ka3sha]

Skate Canada Recap

Pogo - serious note; ass, boobs, thighs; seems like puberty 2.0 hits her. apart from that, the program dies nothing for me, totally unspecial, sorry. like that she is going for the black instead of white swan though.

She was wearing a special corset for her back

 

[Vagabond]

Honda - seeing separate post