#TeamTrainwreck 8: See you at Nebelhorn!

[Jeschke]

Bought my all event ticket for Europeans today, already ready for Euro Ladiezzzz

Who needs Euros???
Nebelhorn is the place to be @Ka3sha !

 

[taz'smum]

Who needs Euros???
Nebelhorn is the place to be @Ka3sha !

Methinks the line-ups might just be a tad better at Euros

 

[rfisher]

Methinks the line-ups might just be a tad better at Euros

But, there's no

 

[Jeschke]

Methinks the line-ups might just be a tad better at Euros

Folks, that you just do not learn!!!

Once more:

Nebelhorn vs. Euros Moscow:
Freed - Medvedeva
Grm - Sotskova
Derbina-Karotom - Tutberidze
Beer - Vodka
Chan - Kovtun
Weinzierl - Schott
- no
Bossman -

7-1

Of course we only lose the Weinzierl-duel.

 

[Ka3sha]

Of course we only lose the Weinzierl-duel.

 

[text_skate]

You need Euros to become a true #ttw member. Nebelhorn is just not enough

So Nebelhorn AND Euros it is

 

[SmallFairy]

Chan vs Kovtun

SO wish I could go to Nebelhorn I would go for Chan and the dog alone. And now I don't think I'm going to Euros either.... I'll be the best sofa crazy über fan ever, I promise.

 

[SmallFairy]

Hungarian girl at JGP in Salzburg was coached by Patricia Pavuk. She looked exactly like her sister in the KnC, for a moment I thought it was her. Spotting of Victoria would be epic, though she would never made our team back in her days, would she? She gave me a headache, not a heartbreak, her skating was such chaos

 

[Vagabond]

Anyone who goes from fourth at her first Europeans to fifty-first at her last Worlds is, by definition, heart-breaking.

 

[rfisher]

You need Euros to become a true #ttw member. Nebelhorn is just not enough

So Nebelhorn AND Euros it is

you get Savchenko at both

 

[Jeschke]

You need Euros to become a true #ttw member. Nebelhorn is just not enough
So Nebelhorn AND Euros it is

Oh boy! Seems like bossman has to play teacher once again! Folks, get in shape, off-season is over!!!

#TeamTrainwreck-competitions-ranking/importance:
1) Universiade
2) Nebelhorn Trophy (if olympic qualifier)
3) Golden Spin
4) Hunger Games
...
7) Mordovian Ornament
...
9) FBMA Abu Dhabi
...
...
14) Austrian Nationals
...
...
36) Euros

 

[SmallFairy]

Don't forget Santa Claus cup and Reykjavik Open!

 

[text_skate]

Oh boy!
#TeamTrainwreck-competitions-ranking/importance:
1) Universiade
2) Nebelhorn Trophy (if olympic qualifier)

...
36) Euros

Did you make this just up?
This is theory, huh? In fact, how can a skater rock and splat and be a potential top contenter without Euros

 

[Jeschke]

Did you make this just up?
This is theory, huh? In fact, how can a skater rock and splat and be a potential top contenter without Euros

Euros is the ultimate goal for most of our members and intruders!
But the drama happens before in the battles for the qualificaton, provided by messy streams with 90s background music and trashy commentating...

Numbers:
members to date: 20
members failed to qualify for euros/4cc 2016: 11

 

[SmallFairy]

Anyone who goes from fourth at her first Europeans to fifty-first at her last Worlds is, by definition, heart-breaking.

I stand corrected

 

[Jeschke]

Da Schott and Oddvoll the King
https://instagram.com/p/BYpt6nmHdem/

 

[levineismine]

Do not forget the Mordovian Ornament which explained the most random world standings a couple seasons ago

 

[Jeschke]

Do not forget the Mordovian Ornament which explained the most random world standings a couple seasons ago

Me stupido
How could I forget?
Artemieva bronze!!!

Fixed it!

 

[SmallFairy]

Catching up on JPG Salzburg. Ladies FS had several memorable moments.

Talking of Austrain skaters, Lara Roth, a lovely girl in a lovely turquoise dress, skated quite lovely to different pieces of Mozart....then suddenly her program turned into rap meets funk. Yeah, I get it's Rock me Amadeus, but it didn't rock me, it was just a big WTF (and the Austrian girls did well, and I'm afraid Freed-fandom for @alchemy void will end in heartbreak this season, that we can say after Slovenia and Salzburg combined...)

Hanzlikova is keeping the Pogo-splats for this season.

Of course, lil' Sis (is she 1.0 or 2.0? I'm home sick from work, fever confusion or something) is our femme fatale, her make-up is level 4, like Popova and Hegel-worthy.

Swiss girl Ustinkova was paying tribute to Lip in her purple Leningrad-dress. I was close to nostalgic tears in the warm up, and then she even skated to Leningrad! I LOVED THAT PROGRAM! I wanted Lip to shine with it, I wanted her to keep it! And after Leningrad, Ustinkova payed tribute to Laurine and her fab SP last year. Awww, how sweet these junior girls are, honoring our team. And to top it all, Ji Yun Lee did Legends of the fall (Because of that one golden year, Lip could never join #TTW, but boy was she worthy all those coming seasons. Heartbreak constant).

 

[Jeschke]

Folks, Sima got not even invited to the test skates, but #cutieshibnev aka #finnboy and morozov daughter are in:
To say it in a more drastic way: russian fed put her on the same level as Dimitriev jr.

 

[rfisher]

Folks, Sima got not even invited to the test skates, but #cutieshibnev aka #finnboy and morozov daughter are in:
To say it in a more drastic way: russian fed put her on the same level as Dimitriev jr.

Morozov works in strange and mysterious ways. Since Vasilisa is apparently out, daughter has to be in.

 

[SamuraiK]

Folks, Sima got not even invited to the test skates, but #cutieshibnev aka #finnboy and morozov daughter are in:
To say it in a more drastic way: russian fed put her on the same level as Dimitriev jr.

He can' get rid of the daughter as easy as the wife so he has to invest in the future.

As for poor Sima, is it official she got Sokolova-ed? At this point the TBA Rostelecom Cup spot is probably going to an OE country skater.

 

[Vagabond]

At this point the TBA Rostelecom Cup spot is probably going to an OE country skater.

Alexandra Avstriyskaya must get the spot!

 

[Ka3sha]

Alexandra Avstriyskaya must get the spot!

Or Valeria Mikhailova...


I don't understand Russian Fed, why they are keeping both Kitty and Konstantinova in juniors while they don't have anyone for TBA spot at CoR. Especially considering the fact that there are A LOT of junior ladies who can easily go to JGP instead of them (Vasilieva, Kostornaya and others)

 

[SmallFairy]

Sima!!!

They can't Sokolova her already!!! Last year was only her first in seniors and she looked good in the recent videos. Is my only hope she does a Bute instead and comes back at 25?

 

[Jeschke]

Alexandra Avstriyskaya must get the spot!

Or Valeria Mikhailova...

There is Ogoreltseva too
Btw. where the hell is Diana Pervushkina?

 

[Jeschke]

At this point the TBA Rostelecom Cup spot is probably going to an OE country skater.

...named Schottova.

 

[Marta24]

...named Schottova.

What about Leonova? The Fed has already invited her to the test sktates.

 

[Ka3sha]

What about Leonova? The Fed has already invited her to the test sktates.

Leonova already has two GP events

 

[Ka3sha]

I don't know what to expect from our -Patron-Saint (well, as always)
We haven't heard a word from Anna or Tsareva for the entire off season, she won't participate at Challenger events before GP (she isn't even listed as a subtitle).. I don't know what to think