#TeamTrainwreck 23: Perky through the ages!

[Jeschke]

Detailed van analysis:
Litvintsev
Aliev
Sadovsky
Frangi
Burak
Kunkel
Guarise
Versluis
Kazimov

It should be bigger than expected after first view.
@Laney I need a driver!

 

[Jeschke]

Expect the if Oktar finishes on place for Olympic spot whilst Burak (the one that counts) fails to manage after the drama they had for worlds

 

[Jeschke]

Golovkina- going for another round
Dying

 

[Jeschke]

Samarin escapes again.

Urushadze can breathe again

 

[rfisher]

Urushadze can breathe again

Yeah, she can think about Gubanova getting those Euro and Worlds spots instead.

 

[Laney]

Detailed van analysis:
Litvintsev
Aliev
Sadovsky
Frangi
Burak
Kunkel
Guarise
Versluis
Kazimov

It should be bigger than expected after first view.
@Laney I need a driver!

Well, that would be an epic Trainwreck if I, without a drivers licence, would drive that Van... But I'm sure sexy Larry Loupolover will jump in and help you out ?

 

[Immortelle]

Detailed van analysis:
Litvintsev
Aliev
Sadovsky
Frangi
Burak
Kunkel
Guarise
Versluis
Kazimov

It should be bigger than expected after first view.
@Laney I need a driver!

And a bumper sticker like this…

 

[Jeschke]

Well, that would be an epic Trainwreck if I, without a drivers licence, would drive that Van...

Priceless

 

[SmallFairy]

Expect the if Oktar finishes on place for Olympic spot whilst Burak (the one that counts) fails to manage after the drama they had for worlds

I like Oktar also, but we need Golden Corset for OG!!!

 

[SmallFairy]

Well, that would be an epic Trainwreck if I, without a drivers licence, would drive that Van... But I'm sure sexy Larry Loupolover will jump in and help you out ?

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I was gonna voulenteer, but then I realised I'll be in no state to drive, you'll have to pick up my sad remains after mens comp where Litvintsev fail to qualify. Wheelbarrow needed.

 

[Laney]

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I was gonna voulenteer, but then I realised I'll be in no state to drive, you'll have to pick up my sad remains after mens comp where Litvintsev fail to qualify. Wheelbarrow needed.

Don't worry, I have a driver licence for wheelchairs so I guess I can also handle a wheelbarrow ?

 

[Colonel Green]

Polina already auditioning for the Train again once she hits senior (assuming the new partnership makes it that far).

 

[Vagabond]

Between her parents' naming her Polina and @rfisher's fangirling her, she didn't stand a chance.

 

[rfisher]

Between her parents' naming her Polina and @rfisher's fangirling her, she didn't stand a chance.

I missed it giving a stupid test to my junior students. #Comebackstronginthefree

 

[Colonel Green]

#Comebackstronginthefree

Thread title candidate?

 

[rfisher]

Thread title candidate?

It's Trusova's motto.

 

[Karen-W]

Why is everyone assuming that Aliev for sure has the Nebelhorn assignment? The list of substitutes from Russia in the men's event leads me to believe that they won't finalize the assignment until after the Test Skates. Danielian, Gumennik, Ignatov, Kondratiuk, Mozalev and Samarin are all still in the running!

 

[rfisher]

Why is everyone assuming that Aliev for sure has the Nebelhorn assignment? The list of substitutes from Russia in the men's event leads me to believe that they won't finalize the assignment until after the Test Skates. Danielian, Gumennik, Ignatov, Kondratiuk, Mozalev and Samarin are all still in the running!

He's on the list as of today. The rest are all listed as S

 

[RoseRed]

Priceless

I would volunteer - I am an excellent, fully-licensed driver. The getting to Germany from Canada part might be more of a problem. Also I'm not old enough to rent a van in most places yet.

 

[rfisher]

I'd do it, but I'd be laughing too hard to steer through the city.

 

[Jeschke]

Why is everyone assuming that Aliev for sure has the Nebelhorn assignment? The list of substitutes from Russia in the men's event leads me to believe that they won't finalize the assignment until after the Test Skates. Danielian, Gumennik, Ignatov, Kondratiuk, Mozalev and Samarin are all still in the running!

I don’t care - I would be happy with almost everyone.
So based on my luck, it’s Danielian in the end

 

[Vagabond]

Detailed van analysis:
Litvintsev
Aliev
Sadovsky
Frangi
Burak
Kunkel
Guarise
Versluis
Kazimov

It should be bigger than expected after first view.
@Laney I need a driver!

Could you please wait to abduct anyone until after the Free Skating? ?

There are Olympic spots to be earned, even if particular skaters may not be able to use them.

 

[rfisher]

having watched the junior pairs, I see that another campaign to remove a Mukhortova is necessary. It took a few years for Trankov to get him the right partner, and now I'll have to do the same for Evgeniev. It's a sacred calling.

 

[her grace]

There are 4 entries in the Canadian B. Camden is one of them I'll just leave it at that

Which is about the kind of international field that he deserves. Why USFS keeps pushing him is beyond me--he's no Jeremy Abbott with occasional brilliance: He consistently underperforms.

 

[rfisher]

Which is about the kind of international field that he deserves. Why USFS keeps pushing him is beyond me--he's no Jeremy Abbott with occasional brilliance: He consistently underperforms.

he is pretty, so there's one point for him.

 

[Jeschke]

Finally home anf caught up with -relevant JGP stuff of the day:

• Tsareva is back! Haven't watched any other RUS girl, but I just say, she was robbed Hope she slays the FS and gets a 2nd JGP.
• Kostiukovich/Briukhanov: at its best! I hate everyone involved in giving them such a crap program! Does not suit them at all, neither his classic, nor her modern approach and is empty as ****. PCS speaks for themselves. Velikov jr back, now!
• Mukhortova/Evgeniev. Good lord I love him He is so into it, priceless. I am no fan of her tbh, but I don't support @rfisher perfidious campaign
• A/K. I really feel for them. Now already behind M/E
• #teamvolchkova ?
• Yablokov: pretty as ****! ****ing great outfit, burgund perfect for him The program is such batshit (and I bet my arse @alchemy void is loving it). As mentioned last year already, I think Volchkova does Yablokov no favour with these kind of programs.
• Anisimov skating to ITA ballad called 'Melodrama' - I am all in Love his skating, so so good.

Great hair notes:
Yablokov, Evgeniev

 

[RoseRed]

Finally home anf caught up with -relevant JGP stuff of the day:

• Kostiukovich/Briukhanov: at its best! I hate everyone involved in giving them such a crap program! Does not suit them at all, neither his classic, nor her modern approach and is empty as ****. PCS speaks for themselves. Velikov jr back, now!

It's so completely wrong for him especially that it's almost funny.

 

[kwanfan1818]

Although he started as a singles skater for the Czech Republic, Hotarek was already a Pairs skater by the time he moved to Italy.

 

[rfisher]

Finally home anf caught up with -relevant JGP stuff of the day:

Great hair notes:
Yablokov,

the hair fluffing and tossing in the KnC was his best quality.

 

[Wyliefan]

Finally home anf caught up with -relevant JGP stuff of the day:

• Tsareva is back! Haven't watched any other RUS girl, but I just say, she was robbed

I watched all the Russian girls and I agree! I thought she was excellent and could have been scored higher.