#TeamTrainwreck 19: The Journey of a Thousand Miles Starts with a Single Splat

[rfisher]

Imagine if she and Daria skated together
They are miniSusies

 

[Vagabond]

Yikes, Rylov tripped in a transition into a bellysplat, Panfilova stood no chance, down too
She gave him a hard time afterwards. You gotta love them

The bellysplat was a planned element?!

Criteria:
1) Skater needs a complete package to potentially be a top skater at Euros/4CC's/Worlds/Olympic level
2) Skater needs to have the ability to absolutely rock one day and splat the day after. Even better: rock and splat during one program
3) Skater is not afraid of breaking one's heart over and over again
4) Skater needs more splat/messy performances than great ones

Qualities:
5) Being Uzbek/Russian
10) Splats
11) Bizarre Choreo

 

[Jeschke]

We all know they are #ttw at its best and the moment they turn senior they are in!

 

[SmallFairy]

We all know they are #ttw at its best and the moment they turn senior they are in!

And that most of all because they will continue to shatter my heart when she can’t land those triples

 

[Jeschke]

Shevchenko with dark hair. Well ended in 77,40pts RD. So I guess I have to accept

 

[Jeschke]

? Open spot at NHK ?

 

[Colonel Green]

? Open spot at NHK ?

For a non-Russian, alas.

 

[her grace]

For Yelim Kim

 

[Colonel Green]

For Yelim Kim

For Schott, once an emergency session of the ISU allows for skaters to do three Grand Prix events again.

 

[Mad for Skating]

@Jeschke , time to
Schott added to Rostelecom roster

I can already hear Bossman popping open a beer!

Imagine if she and Daria skated together
They are miniSusies

I think it's official: "miniSusies" is the cutest word in the English language

 

[Jeschke]

Folks, T minus 1 until the Han Yan comeback ? ?

 

[alchemy void]

Folks, T minus 1 until the Han Yan comeback ? ?

I'm so excited. This is definitely one of the big highlights of the weekend for me, in addition to Tuk of course, and my squad (Grm-Galustyan-Kuchvalska) competing.

 

[alchemy void]

Anyone else starting to get concerned Perkova might not make the Grand Prix this season?

 

[rfisher]

Anyone else starting to get concerned Perkova might not make the Grand Prix this season?

(((((@alchemy void))))) Only one member of the Perk family was destined to make the GP this year.

 

[Jeschke]

Anyone else starting to get concerned Perkova might not make the Grand Prix this season?

Only 2 Russian Cups left to qualify for nationals and you still worry about Grand Prix appearance!
I love you!

 

[Jeschke]

I'm so excited. This is definitely one of the big highlights of the weekend for me, in addition...

of seeing Murashov's trashy german SP again in one hour

 

[Jeschke]

OMG, from far distance ComfyBalls is skating in a golden bra

Sondre ODDVOLL BOE NOR Short Program 2019 Lombardia Trophy

Sondre ODDVOLL BOE NOR Short Program 2019 Lombardia Trophy

www.youtube.com

Miki would have loved that top.

 

[Jeschke]

of seeing Murashov's trashy german SP again in one hour

No-show he was!

 

[SmallFairy]

OMG, from far distance ComfyBalls is skating in a golden bra

Sondre ODDVOLL BOE NOR Short Program 2019 Lombardia Trophy

Sondre ODDVOLL BOE NOR Short Program 2019 Lombardia Trophy

www.youtube.com

Miki would have loved that top.

Were you watching this from Lombardia now???

 

[Jeschke]

Were you watching this from Lombardia now???

Of course not; he skated Volvo Open Cup this evening! (26 TES )
And afterwards I needed proof for you!

 

[Braulio]

@Jeschke , time to
Schott added to Rostelecom roster

I dont know how to feel after IdF, happy, depressed or just meh...

 

[SmallFairy]

Of course not; he skated Volvo Open Cup this evening! (26 TES )
And afterwards I needed proof for you!

So old news then
I need cobra boobs back! (Not on Comfy Balls...)

 

[SmallFairy]

Of course not; he skated Volvo Open Cup this evening! (26 TES )
And afterwards I needed proof for you!

I knew it, you are watching old videos of Comfy Balls like Vice is watching Hubert. Now it’s out. Confess

 

[Jeschke]

you are watching old videos of Comfy Balls

This quote without #ttw dictionary ?

 

[SmallFairy]

This quote without #ttw dictionary ?

?

 

[Jeschke]

GP ?? Ice Dance RD

C/S - very decent comapred to what we have seen in CHN dance host spots over the years.
G/Z - same for them
E/B - Well, he is hot and I thought that was decent. But the caller killed them. Bazin was so done with it in knc.
S/A - I really liked that, especially the money-swining-part by him I get Samarin-vibes of Aleshin; I leave it to you rto decide if that is a good or a bad thing
K/K - Thanks for bringing 'Dreamgirls' and 'One night only'. I still cannot believe they are married
FB/S - I need them as CAN#1 immediately!
W/L - I really like them but I am no fan of their complete packaging this season.
S/K - I was so distracted by this awful tailored jacket for Nikita. Not to speak of the pants
C/B - No fan of this RD, it's all about the snake for the FD!
H/B - I just love this RD! ?

Shoutout to cameraguy/director; awesome stuff!

 

[morqet]

Han!!

 

[Jeschke]

GP ?? Ladies SP

Zhu - No clue why CHN fed wanted her.
Chen - Nice dress and overall pleasant but very zzzh.
Choi - #notdabin
Craine - ComfyBalls would kill for that fringed bra.
Leung - I have such a soft spot for her, but that program is so shite.
Glenn - Well, I really like that SP on her.
You - Still KOR#6 to me.
Shcherbakova - I love the music and the concept but she is just too young to pull it off. Danny pissed face at the scores, loved it.
Honda - She is killing me; especially as the judges are still willing to hand her the PCS . Get it together girl!
Miyahara - Not the program I like for her, but who cares, she is exquisite and is pushing herself!
LaTuk - Let's admit, without the large caliber weapons and the sass this is pretty much
Samodurova - Puh I was happy for her, but very harsh on PCS.

 

[Kateri]

wrong thread! XD

 

[rosewood]

Han Yan ?