#TeamTrainwreck 16: We do hard, not crazy!

[Jeschke]

Oh my, Eremenko is so so so fine Love his floor dancing!

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu_p0gaASBT/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=v2qfb323uzp2

The last clip there is the best!
All the kids having the time of their life at JW

 

[Jeschke]

Oh my, Eremenko is so so so fine Love his floor dancing!

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu_p0gaASBT/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=v2qfb323uzp2

Taking a closer look, the boy changed his outfit mid-banquet!

 

[SmallFairy]

Taking a closer look, the boy changed his outfit mid-banquet!

Of course! When you look that good and know how to dress, treat us with a double!

(And him and Pulkinen in one pic is overload)

 

[SmallFairy]

And I have to tell, we held our first club champipnships yesterday. The club mascot is a pink plush duck, it travels with the kids to comps and yesterday I finally got my share of pink duck too

And my only competitor in adult at club level is also my very good friend. She's 62, she was top level as a teen, won the FS at Nationals but lost the championship to her sister due to figures, then retired. And made a comeback after 40 years!!! Perkova, you can stay forever

 

[SmallFairy]

Kitty may be off the ice, but she's not off IG

 

[Jeschke]

And my only competitor in adult at club level is also my very good friend. She's 62, she was top level as a teen, won the FS at Nationals but lost the championship to her sister due to figures, then retired. And made a comeback after 40 years!!!

You forgot to mention the main part of this. Did you win and force her into 2nd retirement?
Or did you lose came in 2nd to behind a 62yrs old?

She's 62, she was top level as a teen, won the FS at Nationals Perkova, you can stay forever

Did Perkova ever win nationals FS?
Those must have been the days LaTuk and Sot were around 10 and won those shit

 

[SmallFairy]

You forgot to mention the main part of this. Did you win and force her into 2nd retirement?
Or did you lose came in 2nd to behind a 62yrs old?

Hahaha why do you think I didn't say anything about that

(Sooner or later you have no choice but letting me back into the team again)

 

[Jeschke]

Hahaha why do you think I didn't say anything about that

#legend

 

[SmallFairy]

Who won RN the year Perkova was second at worlds? Makarova?

#mariaandtheviolinstring

 

[Jeschke]

Who won RN the year Perkova was second at worlds? Makarova?

#mariaandtheviolinstring

2010 Olympic Qualifier Nationals was a event at its best.

SP:
1. Biryukova
2. Ksusha
3. Sot

FS:
1. LaTuk
2. Perkova
3. Ksusha
7. Biryukova

Overall:
1. Ksusha
2. Perkova
3. LaTuk
6. Biryukova
12. TM1
13. Doronina
14. Petushkova
(14 participants)

I would kill for Biryukova footage of that event.

 

[SmallFairy]

2010 Olympic Qualifier Nationals was a event at its best.

SP:
1. Biryukova
2. Ksusha
3. Sot

FS:
1. LaTuk
2. Perkova
3. Ksusha
7. Biryukova

Overall:
1. Ksusha
2. Perkova
3. LaTuk
6. Biryukova
12. TM1
13. Doronina
14. Petushkova
(14 participants)

I would kill for Biryukova footage of that event.

Omg that is just epic!

 

[mjb52]

"Do you feel yourself an example for young groupmates?
Betina: Definitely not."

This killed me laughing. In context, they go on to give mature reasons why, but it's more fun to quote just this part.

 

[Mad for Skating]

Focus on Stolbova! @Ka3sha and I were here first

Sorry, Bossman, I’m taking a vacation from my beloved Susie until the queen returns from exile in Siberia, with her poor partner carrying the severed head of her ex lover-coach. In the meantime, I’m the president of the Stasya Protection Squad.

RUS team for WTT

Gubanova
Pogorilaya
Shulepov
Aliev
tba/Stolbova
Popova/Mozgov

Honestly I’m down for this, but I’d put Voronov in over Shulepov any day.
I love how you call Andrei Novoselov TBA as if he is just Susie’s nameless servant

Sounds like a future thread title.

You heard us, Bossman!

Older suggestions:
'Der Hölle Rache' @Vagabond
'We are alwyays together with you' @alchemy void
'Forgotten by bossman' @RoseRed
'The journey of a thousand miles starts with a single splat.' @Vagabond
'HELL YEAH AND I TOLD YOU SO AND HE'S DAMN HOT AND SHE'S A STAR AND I'LL BE OVER THE MOON AND THEY'RE THE NEXT BIG THING' @SmallFairy
'The old lady has dropped the heart of the ocean' @SamuraiK
'The tale of Stanislava and the flip' @Ka3sha
'He needs to go classy and stop consuming bullshit!' @alchemy void
'Cute guys can't jump' @umronnie
'We'll never let go' @Jeschke
'Until the ship sinks' @SamuraiK
'Just a figure skater in underwear' @Jeschke
'Eternally Yours, Perkova' @Vagabond

Latest ones:
'Even you are not that delusional' @Ka3sha
'Konstantinova' is the new black' @Vagabond
'Trashy, seedy, homosexual hangout' by brenda_bottems
'Sokolova'd by pressman' @Jeschke
'Buy a blouse for the soul' @Wyliefan
'Flamboyant dramatic gay meltdowns' @alchemy void
'Liza wuzrobbed by RusFed worse than Yuna!' @Colonel Green
'Beauty in the struggle' @Jeschke (by Lazukin)
'Just don't screw up like you always do' @Colonel Green (by Grandpa Simpson)
'But they'll kick ass in the FS' @SmallFairy
'Anna Karenina finally went under the train' @Ka3sha (by Kostantinova)
'Nearly as dynamic as in former years' @Laney

Also for consideration: “Charming smiles do not un-pop quads”.

(But let’s be fair, the “homosexual hangout” wins the award for the best description of this thread)

DivaChock kicks their lifeless bodies off the ice and gets herself a medal.

Images like this are why this place is a “trashy, seedy, homosexual hangout”
But seriously, I’ll get the cavalry. Only the best for our Wonder Woman.

 

[SmallFairy]

Today is my man Daisuke's birthday! I gotta say I love all these photos, and especially no.1 and 3

 

[SmallFairy]

"Thrashy, seedy, homosexual hangout" is legend, especially considering all this other threads on FSU that has oh-so-much-class!

 

[Jeschke]

@alchemy void be strong! McKay insta story at the airport. Girl is en route!

 

[Mad for Skating]

Today is my man Daisuke's birthday! I gotta say I love all these photos, and especially no.1 and 3

Aww! I love Dai too, he is a legend

"Thrashy, seedy, homosexual hangout" is legend, especially considering all this other threads on FSU that has oh-so-much-class!

Lol honestly TTW is the most sensible thread around here!
But if you think this is a trashy seedy homosexual hangout, you should see my Twitter timeline. Thirsty teenage lesbians + ice dance ladies in sexy Latin dresses = a dang good time.

 

[alchemy void]

@alchemy void be strong! McKay insta story at the airport. Girl is en route!

To prostest the British Fed’s terrible decision, I’m boycotting watching McKay skate at Worlds. Take that British Fed!

If she somehow qualifies for the long program, I’ll change my avatar to Natasha McKay for the rest of the offseason.

 

[Jeschke]

To prostest
If she somehow qualifies for the long program, I’ll change my avatar to Natasha McKay for the rest of the offseason.

I totally can see the scenario in front of my eyes, when Schott is the one bombing for McKay getting in!

 

[alchemy void]

Somebody stop me I keep fangirling Dasa on Insta! And she responded to my comment. #omg

 

[Mad for Skating]

Somebody stop me I keep fangirling Dasa on Insta! And she responded to my comment. #omg

Congratulations! You deserve the recognition!

 

[Jeschke]

Somebody stop me I keep fangirling Dasa on Insta! And she responded to my comment. #omg

#lifegoals

 

[Ka3sha]

Fedichkina played an episodic role in new Russian movie “The Silver Skates” about early 20th century

 

[alchemy void]

Fedichkina played an episodic role in new Russian movie “The Silver Skates” about early 20th century

Ahhh so that’s what that was about. I saw her stories yesterday and was wondering if she was trying a new look, compliments of the Katsiarina Pakhamovich collection, of course.

 

[Mad for Skating]

Fedichkina played an episodic role in new Russian movie “The Silver Skates” about early 20th century

So pretty! She belongs in one of those Russian period films like Anna Karenina or War and Peace