#TeamTrainwreck 16: We do hard, not crazy!

[SamuraiK]

We all know ThatStasiaGirl, Schott, and Leonova are special cases and that Karly is @alchemy void's special.

In other words Boss & Vice playing faves worse than Didier.

 

[Jeschke]

Kiddo! ???

Just for the record:
http://www.deu-event.de/results/dm2019/CAT002RS.HTM

We will see after Russian Cup Final , who will have the last laugh

I would die...

Consider, for example, this blast from the past:
Sakhanovich, Serafima

(((Sima)))
Sokolova'd by pressman!

 

[Jeschke]

In other words Boss & Vice playing faves worse than Didier.

And why are you surprised? ?

 

[Vagabond]

Sokolova'd by pressman!

#threadtitlealert
#shouldabeenareplevel

 

[alchemy void]

Just for the record:
http://www.deu-event.de/results/dm2019/CAT002RS.HTM

Now this is just sad.

 

[Jeschke]

Now this is just sad.

I have to cling on what I can get this season ??‍
I fear it won't be much more! ?

 

[alchemy void]

@Cherub721 has just translated an fantastic interview with La Tuk in the From Russia with Love thread.

There are too many good parts to even list here.

I think she stays on the team even when she medals at Worlds again.

But the best news is she said she's definitely competing next season!

She is a trip. "Buy a blouse for the soul" -- I love it. Thanks for translating!

Thread title alert!

 

[SmallFairy]

Love that Oblasova is in the spotlight ? Did she ever pose in Playboy, like Cupcake?

At our last comp, my winning club friend had to leave before the victory ceremony to catch her plane. I still have her trophy. It says no.1 and is quite flashy and trashy. Maybe I should do a photo shoot with it. I also have one of those sheepskins....

 

[Jeschke]

Memo to myself for keeping up with all thread title proposals:

Even you are not that delusional (ka3sha)
Konstantinova is the new black (pressman)
Trashy,seedy homosexual hangout. (brenda_bottems)
Sokolova'd by pressman (bossman)
Buy a blouse for the soul (vice)

 

[Jeschke]

Kanysheva did not even get amongst the 3 subs for JW
Neither did Akhanteva/Kolesov
But Pavlyuchenkova/Khodikyn

 

[Doggygirl]

Shirtless Keegs in a short leopard print skirt skating to weird jungle jazz. Discuss.

Unsurprisingly, I approve.

He desparately needs a spray tan. Any volunteers????

 

[alchemy void]

Live look at @Jeschke getting ready for the weekend

 

[skatingguy]

Live look at @Jeschke getting ready for the weekend

Wow, he cleans up nice.

 

[Jeschke]

Live look at @Jeschke getting ready for the weekend

Vice: 1
Bossman: 0

Side notes:
- love how she calls herself world champion and is just ignoring the 'junior' in between
- seems like she found her place as trash-tv-celebrity
- I need some german chick at 'The Bachelor' too. Weinzierl, this could be the best thing you have done in years! ? ?

 

[Yehudi]

Watching Chris Reed play with his sleeping dog’s ear is my new hobby.

 

[SamuraiK]

Happy Valentine's Day here for all of you... Have a nice day of love and lots of sex with your special ones.. And for the singles.. enjoy a good night of watching skating videos!!

 

[Jeschke]

Still looking damn handsome ?
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt41bv7gtpz/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1c9bop71r3i0x

 

[Jeschke]

Not much happening this weekend.
Schott at random hungarian event @SamuraiK could not care less for

Naurits and Selevko entered last minute.
Let's cross our fingers, one of them gets the FS minimum

 

[Jeschke]

Important update:
Volchkova finally got someone winning shit again. Her newest belly-kid Yablokov just won EYOF.
They learned from junior nationals, and put some black transparent under his shirt and avoided another nipple show this time
I really like Yablokov, but what is it with all this weird choreo for her boys?

 

[Mad for Skating]

In other words Boss & Vice playing faves worse than Didier.

Unless they have the power to release Novoselov, forget it!

Live look at @Jeschke getting ready for the weekend

Wow, bossman, you’re so pretty!

Happy Valentine's Day here for all of you... Have a nice day of love and lots of sex with your special ones.. And for the singles.. enjoy a good night of watching skating videos!!

Unpopular opinion: Liza’s Toxic is better than any sex could ever be.

 

[DobrinFan]

I really like Yablokov, but what is it with all this weird choreo for her boys?

Clearly the programs are tailored towards the coach's taste as all her kids have similar choreography, whether it suits the skaters or not. I find that most of Mikhailov's clients prefer this style of choreo as most look just like Yablokov/Murashov. He tends to give better choreo to Danielian. You know TAT would not let him choreograph for Tsurskaya/Gubanova alone

Unpopular opinion: Liza’s Toxic is better than any sex could ever be.

What kind of sex you having if Liza's ex is better? (rhetorical question)

 

[Jeschke]

What kind of sex you having if Liza's ex is better? (rhetorical question)

Hopefully none regarding her age ???
#daddyduties

 

[Jeschke]

Wow, bossman, you’re so pretty!

And why are you surprised? ?

??

 

[Jeschke]

Love how @Ka3sha and I stand together for The-Stasia-Girl

 

[Taso]

Love how @Ka3sha and I stand together for The-Stasia-Girl

It's all real what you are saying! People ate such haterz

 

[skatingguy]

It's all real what you are saying! People ate such haterz

Come on now, no one is going as far as cannibalism.

At least no yet.

 

[Ka3sha]

Love how @Ka3sha and I stand together for The-Stasia-Girl

 

[Ka3sha]

Alena Leonova will also compete at Russian Cup Final
https://m.sport-express.ru/figure-s...rimet-uchastie-v-finale-kubka-rossii-1512620/

 

[Jeschke]

Alena Leonova will also compete at Russian Cup Final
https://m.sport-express.ru/figure-s...rimet-uchastie-v-finale-kubka-rossii-1512620/

Warm-up for NHK 2019!

 

[Mad for Skating]

What kind of sex you having if Liza's ex is better? (rhetorical question)

Young and Single With No Previous Experience ? but after watching Liza’s ex, I don’t think any mere Muggle will do.

Love how @Ka3sha and I stand together for The-Stasia-Girl

Count me in! #StasiaSolidarity