#TeamTrainwreck 16: We do hard, not crazy!

[Wyliefan]

And Tara is a bit too old for lovebird status, she's a penguin.

At 25? She's a mere fledgling. Now get off my lawn, all you whippersnappers. *shakes cane in a threatening manner*

 

[rfisher]

There should be an “I/K glorious collection” of all their trainwrecky moments, splats, ‘help me’ voiceovers, gun shots and weird exhibitions

If I remember correctly, I/K go into HoF status once he retires.

 

[Colonel Green]

Well, personally, I can't imagine wanting to date an 18 guy when I'm 25, but as long as it works for them...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BsGtkIugokc/

Kayne/O’Shea can do a “Mrs. Robinson” program next season.

 

[SamuraiK]

At 25? She's a mere fledgling. Now get off my lawn, all you whippersnappers. *shakes cane in a threatening manner*

She's not old in general terms but I see we use "lovebird" as reserved for naive/virginal/first time teen lovers. Tarah already knows the heartbreak and how to get over it

 

[Ka3sha]

ThatStasiaGirl will also compete at Russian Cup Final

 

[Colonel Green]

ThatStasiaGirl will also compete at Russian Cup Final

As it is a domestic event she will win, be sent to Worlds, and miss the free skate.

 

[Ka3sha]

As it is a domestic event she will win, be sent to Worlds, and miss the free skate.

I have already predicted this scenario after Euros

 

[Jeschke]

As it is a domestic event she will win, be sent to Worlds, and miss the free skate.

That's my girl!

 

[Jeschke]

There should be an “I/K glorious collection” of all their trainwrecky moments, splats, ‘help me’ voiceovers, gun shots and weird exhibitions

If I remember correctly, I/K go into HoF status once he retires.

@Ka3sha 's suggestion sounds like a good project for the HoF introduction (as a pair finally)

 

[Jeschke]

Oberstdorf is killing it once again.
Velvet purple curtain knc

 

[Jeschke]

Speaking of Oberstorf. @SmallFairy that would be a great adult competition for you in May

 

[SmallFairy]

As it is a domestic event she will win, be sent to Worlds, and miss the free skate.

This post managed to get all the different emoji's as a reaction. Some kind of record? ?

 

[SmallFairy]

Speaking of Oberstorf. @SmallFairy that would be a great adult competition for you in May

I really want to compete in Oberstorf one day! My adult skating friends from Bergen go every year. Hope the KnC will be pink!

 

[Jeschke]

This post managed to get all the different emoji's as a reaction.

Only in #ttw of course

 

[Vagabond]

This post managed to get all the different emoji's as a reaction. Some kind of record? ?

Only in #ttw of course

Certainly not the first, though perhaps the first with an actual Team member in it, not just a couple of wannabes.

Whoever is doing the filming here needs to be shot. For my sannity.

Strapped to a chair and forced to watch Kovtun and Kolyada on loop.

 

[Colonel Green]

Watch list member Camden is getting sent to Junior Worlds; one last chance at redemption.

 

[Mad for Skating]

But would he take you? Indeed tho' Guillaume is cool, and he seems a very generous friend...

I’m afraid I’m just too girly for him, even with the pixie cut ?

Ill
#byebyejuniorworlds
#byebyedrama

Noooo not the cute baby Susie cosplayers!

And he has he same coach as Pitkeev. I was never a fan of his but I will never forget his final skate

Please. Don’t break my heart like that. I lost ten years of my life every time he popped a jump in that program ?

Those were the times, when the most secure way to go to worlds was finishing with pewter at nationals, knowing someone will be kicked off after euros anyway

Stasia for the World Team! #delusionalgirl

https://www.instagram.com/p/Btdz_LWHjn7/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=lak2vzevcc4i

I still think he’s sex. #gypsyking

He’s a looker for sure! But every time I look at him, I’m more convinced than ever that he’s Zayn’s secret twin.

(But I’ll warn you, he’s got a bombshell of a girlfriend ?)

IG is also giving us this. ? Or ?, I don't know.

I vote ? If you’re sexy, then flaunt it!

What the hell?
I did not put shirtless Ivan in here or pantie-Radford.
Why am I on this list?

*ahem* Samarin. Murashov. Aliev. Get. The. Picture.

 

[Jeschke]

Please. Don’t break my heart like that. I lost ten years of my life every time he popped a jump in that program ?

What exactly are your grades in maths? ?

 

[Jeschke]

Stasia for the World Team! #delusionalgirl

This!
I have not given up yet! ??

But boy, if they dare to put Med on the team or even the sub list above Stasia, because she might win one ****ing event against her this season, this will get ugly.?

 

[pinky166]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Btg_QyKH5YB/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=17t06cfic6dqd

Still angry we were robbed of this girl at Euros now that she is in shape, jumping and glamorous again #OESqueen

 

[Jeschke]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Btg_QyKH5YB/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=17t06cfic6dqd

Still angry we were robbed of this girl at Euros now that she is in shape, jumping and glamorous again #OESqueen

If she'd been in shape, she would have gotten the minimums

 

[Madison25]

Daniil continues to experiment with fashion, I like his abundant scarf.

He surely likes brands and logo to be as big as possible on his clothes....

 

[Jeschke]

Bossman's thoughts for the week:

Bavarian Open:
What will be more impressive? Bidar's chest or Bidar's comeback?
Who will win the hotness contets between Orzel, Jiri and Bidar?
Will Dimitrescu have a new shirt? (When even Fentz got one, so there is hope!)
Bockster international comeback 2.0
Leccardi & Marilu
Cotop getting minimums?
Finger losing to Turkkila? ?

Four Continents:
Elvis pulling a surprise medal?
Tomono hopefully destroying Tanaka, showing who should be sent to worlds
Sihyeong Lee knc party with Tursy's mum?
Mihara winning this shit is what I need!
JPN ladies sweep please!
Austmans battle for worlds minimums! (can someone enlighten me, has Mallet the minimums?)
Tursy bringing quad and mama going mental?
Lil'Empress/Rockstar comeback
Leftovers with surprise gold to leave the train?
Kayne/O'Shea destroying C/LD please!
Only question is: when will Zach be Nikita Zach? Here or leaving it for worlds? ?

 

[Ka3sha]

Only question is: when will Zach be Nikita Zach? Here or leaving it for worlds? ?

I have had enough already...

 

[Colonel Green]

(can someone enlighten me, has Mallet the minimums?)

Véronik got the Worlds minimums at Finlandia earlier this year — she, Alaine and Gabby, as well as the injured Alicia Pineault, are the only ones who currently do.

 

[Vagabond]

Leftovers with surprise gold to leave the train?

That would simplify things. Each one has a Four Continents medal, but they haven't earned any together.

On the other hand,

Criteria:​

1) Skater needs a complete package to potentially be a top skater at Euros/4CC's/Worlds/Olympic level​

2) Skater needs to have the ability to absolutely rock one day and splat the day after. Even better: rock and splat during one program​

3) Skater is not afraid of breaking one's heart over and over again​

4) Skater needs more splat/messy performances than great ones​

​

 

[Ka3sha]

Lil'Empress/Rockstar comeback

Are you referring to Sui/Han?

 

[SmallFairy]

Are you referring to Sui/Han?

If so, I couldn't agree more

 

[SmallFairy]

I'm still in bed after three days? and my brain is not functioning. ?? Please help! When should I tune in to Bavarian for S/S? There's Nordics starting tomorrow, and then 4CC. I need some assistance

 

[SmallFairy]

And of course I want to see new Czeck pair(s)! Pairs start tomorrow, right?

Couldn't Dmitrescu get Fentz' old shirt? Hope Paul is OK from Euros!

At 4CC my Larkyn needs to step up her game. We have Norwegian novice skaters with more content!

And Tanaka is hot, but I agree, Tomono is more enjoyable for Worlds. When Dai turned it down, le sigh...