#TeamTrainwreck 9: Next Splat Station: Pyeongchang

[Ka3sha]

Moris, da!

Tuck, nyet!

Your Russian is perfect

As for LaTuk, I think we will just have another meeting on Fiji Islands this winter or early spring, will enjoy our cocktails and weather and ... will take LaTuk on the team. The same way as we took Han Yan last year

 

[morqet]

Da, da, da to Moris! He deserves it for the Haddaway program alone!

 

[SmallFairy]

Forgot to write about the cabbage on the ice! There was spring onion for Sui/Han in China, and now this??? Like I have any clue why it's the year of the vegetables

 

[SmallFairy]

Da, da, da to Moris! He deserves it for the Haddaway program alone!

WHAT IS LOOOOOOOOOVE? BABY DON'T HURT ME!!!

 

[Vagabond]

Did you just approve Moris on the team??

I was just casting my vote.

 

[Jeschke]

Moris on the team?
Folks, behave!
I give, as @morqet mentioned, the classic SP to his credits, but for the rest: NO NO NO!

 

[Jeschke]

IDF Day 1:

Men:
Samarin - So much my guilty-pleasure program of the season. So much. 'I need your looooooooove' I have a feeling @Hanna might think I lost it completely now I feared with the new outfit, there will be a new program, but thanks to god, that was not the case. He is only back to more illusion fabric. Good choice boy. Good choice. Loved the intense screaming from his coach during his skate. Tsareva could include that too
Moris - Despite I denied, I am quite entertained, especially with The Gauz and Tutberidze in combo.
Ten - this might be my fav short program of the season and I really need to see that clean at least once. Beaten by Misha Ge in PCS is death to my soul
Aymoz - @SmallFairy what are u complaining about? Awesome costume. I loved the simple look. No sparkle at all. Wonderful. Stunning program, there is so much to love about him. And of course we got the moment. Great job.

Ladies:
all - what a shit competition, seriously!
Mihara - what the hell was the coach screaming? Would she have crashed the boards?
Laurine - sorry, you are just losing me to MBM due to disappointment. The music is stunning, the outfit is great (though not as voidy as the original one leg) but in the end: it's boring. I want last seasons Laurine back.
Schott - That ****ing loop in the SP; 0,01pts less than at Rostelecom SP, if it works like that in the FS I am fine with it I am still ****ing nervous, that the spot might be taken away
LaTuk - beaten by Schott; this must be the bottom point of her career HoF awaits. Where have the shimmies gone? Silly finger choreo instead?

Pairs:
French - My opinion about this SP has not changed.
Italians - Highlight of the day! Manificat!!!
C/T - Not that I even care, but this is just sad.
J/B - Seriously DG, seriously?

Dance:
How high is Benoit in @SamuraiK 's 'To Do' list?

 

[Jeschke]

Btw, if someone is interested, Sima is leading in Warsaw, Stasia in 2nd, Hicks in 3rd. Such a (intruder) podium.

 

[SmallFairy]

@Jeschke nothing wrong with Aymoz going clean and simple, on the contrary! (Boyjadi's combo of chest hair, facial hair and all that bling is just wtf to me.) But I don't approve of the 90ies casual office look. Come on! He could do a Morgan-of-last-year

 

[pinky166]

Moris is not wrecky enough for the team IMO. I like him, but he doesn’t fit in here.

La Tuk on the other hand, is making a strong case
That SP was a hot mess . Also, the illusion mesh cleavage shield looks silly and doesn’t hide anything. Girl is hot and needs to show it off

 

[SmallFairy]

“Mon petit chou” (my little cabbage)is a common French endearment, or used to be. Sounds like fans are applying it to Shoma, literally.

Ok, so Uno is officially from now on Mon Petit Chou. MPC. Veggies galore!

 

[Vagabond]

Moris is not wrecky enough for the team IMO. I like him, but he doesn’t fit in here.

La Tuk on the other hand, is making a strong case

@Jeschke Proof, as if any were needed.

Морис, да!

Тук, ниет!

 

[Ka3sha]

Do we have a man on the watch list?

 

[RoseRed]

Do we have a man on the watch list?

Jorik and his toothache inspired program, right?

 

[morqet]

My coach told me today that my layback is like Maria Butyrskaya's because I kept dropping my leg position. I've never been happier.

 

[Vagabond]

Laurine!
Lower than Schott!
Lower than Méité!
Lower than Tuk!
Lower even than Edmunds!

while you can, chérie, because I have a feeling that da bossman is going to yank your #TTW membership card.

 

[firstflight]

Jorik and his toothache inspired program, right?

... and at least three more Je Suis Malade programs here in France.

 

[SamuraiK]

IDF Day 1:
Dance:
How high is Benoit in @SamuraiK 's 'To Do' list?

quite high. He's a fine specimen and love his stuck in the 90s hairdo. But he's too tall for my taste. ll like them Small ( i think i just gave away whos getting the do-hard award this week)

 

[Jeschke]

All I gonna say today!
My girl!!!

 

[alchemy void]

QUEEN U ALERT!

on the ice in Poland in 2 minutes
watch live!

I predict she is going to pull a Zagitova and pull up into the top 5!

 

[alchemy void]

All I gonna say today!
My girl!!!

Stunning! So good! She just needs to add more speed and she will knocking on the door of a 120!

 

[Jeschke]

Empress kudos IG live story for da Schott, and congratulations by Freed on Schott account
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bbo_FV8Hsf9/?taken-by=nicole_schott

Schott ditched Shanghai Trophy (and easy 3k) for skating CS Tallinn next season for the #olympicrace. Loe that dedication

 

[Jeschke]

My coach told me today that my layback is like Maria Butyrskaya's because I kept dropping my leg position. I've never been happier.

 

[Vagabond]

QUEEN U ALERT!

on the ice in Poland in 2 minutes
watch live!

I predict she is going to pull a Zagitova and pull up into the top 5!

She did pull herself up! Three times!

 

[Areski]

QUEEN U ALERT!

on the ice in Poland in 2 minutes
watch live!

I predict she is going to pull a Zagitova and pull up into the top 5!

I tuned just in time for salchow splat

 

[rfisher]

She did pull herself up! Three times!

So more Pogo than Zagitova. It's probably hard for her to get all those Russians straight.

 

[Jeschke]

QUEEN U ALERT!

on the ice in Poland in 2 minutes
watch live!

I predict she is going to pull a Zagitova and pull up into the top 5!

Uh boy, that was tragic, even for Queen U standards
65pts FS.

#tongueofdisgust to finish the program
But love she didn't go for intentional doubles. #splatordie

In the same time LilSis scored 50pts SP in Meran! Fight back Queen U!!!

 

[rfisher]

Is there a results link so I can figure out when to come back for Sima?

 

[Vagabond]

Random Czech lady just outscored Queen U, so the Queen and Little Sis may be fighting for table scraps.

Is there a results link so I can figure out when to come back for Sima?

http://www.pfsa.com.pl/results/1718/CSPOL2017/SEG004.HTM

 

[rfisher]

Random Czech lady just outscored Queen U, so the Queen and Little Sis may be fighting for table scraps.

http://www.pfsa.com.pl/results/1718/CSPOL2017/SEG004.HTM

Thanks.