#TeamTrainwreck 8: See you at Nebelhorn!

[alchemy void]

Omfg Bro Helgesson is so hot!

Good for you Gjersem sister #1!

 

[Jeschke]

I find Mari's fashion instagram blogging infinitely more exciting than this.

#vindieselcomebackplease

 

[Jeschke]

Time for a quick Suguri late-career crash course! She did fabulous things in her late 20s!

Omfg Bro Helgesson is so hot!

Marry me!

Weinzierl looks hawt! Is this finally the year we get her in a pantsuit, kicking ass with a 3z3t, skating to powerful music?

Off-season does a lot of harm to you my friend.

 

[Jeschke]

Weinzierl looks hawt!

Omfg Bro Helgesson is so hot!
Good for you Gjersem sister #1!

Speaking of Weinzierl and hot boyfriends, here is my answer.

#teamschott

 

[DobrinFan]

Are you kidding??? (He looked around 165cm 'tall' )

What? He is taller than that. He's definitely has a few centimeters on Sotskova who is taller than 165cm. Taller than Tsurskaya too.
https://m.vk.com/photo-66506743_456239358?list=wall-66506743_2127&from=profile
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUC_E0RDO9x/

 

[alchemy void]

Speaking of Weinzierl and hot boyfriends, here is my answer.

#teamschott

Talk to me when a German girl finally beats Sarah Hecken's placements at Worlds!

Because my late-career Suguri retrospective was so well received , perhaps I should do the same for Hecken!?

Speaking of lightness of being, now that Austria has been awarded 2020 Euros, do we think that means KFrank is going to stay in 3 more years and skate in home Euros?!

 

[alchemy void]

Off-season does a lot of harm to you my friend.

The only cure is a shirtless Adoniev instagram story! And he has been withholding the past week!

 

[Ananas Astra]

Speaking of Weinzierl and hot boyfriends, here is my answer.

#teamschott

Wait...his name is actually Lukas DICK?!

 

[Jeschke]

Lovebirds
That message!

 

[Jeschke]

Talk to me when a German girl finally beats Sarah Hecken's placements at Worlds!

1-0!
(even dytrt came in 12th for gods sake! schott, behave!)

Because my late-career Suguri retrospective was so well received , perhaps I should do the same for Hecken!?

I cannot wait.

Speaking of lightness of being, now that Austria has been awarded 2020 Euros, do we think that means KFrank is going to stay in 3 more years and skate in home Euros?!

Wait...his name is actually Lukas DICK?!

I totally expected vice-boss to comment on that!

What? He is taller than that. He's definitely has a few centimeters on Sotskova who is taller than 165cm. Taller than Tsurskaya too.
https://m.vk.com/photo-66506743_456239358?list=wall-66506743_2127&from=profile
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUC_E0RDO9x/

Still chicken breast though

 

[Areski]

Time for a quick Suguri late-career crash course! She did fabulous things in her late 20s!

Her 2010-2011 LP to Song of Scheherazade is my favorite Fumie program! So sexy. Watch immediately. And one of the most hot costumes (in competition) ever! Morozov at his best.

2009-2010 SP to Canon, much better than Kostner's version! Another amazing dress, this time with great drama makeup!

2012 Oberstdorf Gala, I'm fairly certain the beginning is a parody of Vartmann's new Instagram fashion/makeup career. Also one of the more awkward costume changes you'll see.

2009 Worlds, she finished 8th (albeit undermarked). Finishing in 7th place, at her first Worlds championships, was Alena Leonova. The world works in strange ways, my friends....

Thank you for reminding me of those programs I could swear that she was gone somewhere between 2006 and 2009 but she proceeded for a couple of years more. Apparently she still skates even in competition but in adult division (Midori Ito also took part in some of those few years ago btw).

 

[pinky166]

Murad now skate in pairs

Please tell me with Biryukova!

 

[Laney]

I am only impressed with real life cobra boobs!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVCtywlhqUS/

No cobra, but... ;-) She tries hard to get your attention

 

[Jeschke]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVCtywlhqUS/
No cobra, but... ;-) She tries hard to get your attention

no cobra. too much fabric!
#boss#unimpressed

 

[Jeschke]

Please tell me with Biryukova!

omg pinky, what did you put in my mind?!
now there is a small glimpse of hope
#lost#boss

He would collapse so hard under sofia, i can't wait!

 

[alchemy void]

omg pinky, what did you put in my mind?!
now there is a small glimpse of hope
#lost#boss

And I'm accused of being the most delusional one here? At least my favorites are still competing! #leonova4gpfbitchez

 

[Jeschke]

At least my favorites are still competing!

Sure Kötting is still en route?

 

[Jeschke]

And I'm accused of being the most delusional one here? At least my favorites are still competing! #leonova4gpfbitchez

and only imagine the scenario: a pair created of former volchkova skaters

 

[alchemy void]

Sure Kötting is still en route?

@Clay assures me Kötting continues, right?

By the way folks, the last 3 out of 6 Adoniev instagram stories feature shoes/feet but 0 feature chest.

 

[Clay]

Kötting's choreography will rival Rohene's in 2017-2018!! NRW 2017 vacation, you guys.

 

[Jeschke]

NRW 2017 vacation, you guys.

I only travel to Dortmund for Sotnikova or Dornbush comeback

 

[pinky166]

omg pinky, what did you put in my mind?!
now there is a small glimpse of hope
#lost#boss

He would collapse so hard under sofia, i can't wait!

Oh come on, Biryukova is perfect the way she is dont listen to TAT!

 

[Laney]

no cobra. too much fabric!
#boss#unimpressed

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVElCLahU5U/

Still too much fabric?

 

[alchemy void]

The Brezina/Montalbano wedding is tomorrow in New York City! I feel like one of us should have at least gotten an invite!?

Actually it looks like it's in the Hamptons, which I've heard about only because Sex and the City had a couple episodes there. #gay

Fortunately for us, everyone's favorite Instagram fashion and food blogger is there to document it and provide reports!

 

[alchemy void]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVElCLahU5U/

Still too much fabric?

Sadly I don't think Jeschke will accept anything from Tuk until she finally brings back the Sandstorm LP...

 

[rfisher]

The Brezina/Montalbano wedding is tomorrow in New York City! I feel like one of us should have at least gotten an invite!?

Actually it looks like it's in the Hamptons, which I've heard about only because Sex and the City had a couple episodes there. #gay

Fortunately for us, everyone's favorite Instagram fashion and food blogger is there to document it and provide reports!

Let's just hope that once he gets all this out of the way, he'll settle down to serious training. He has a family to help support now. Time to get it together. Or, sadly, I'll be forced to accept his from the train.

 

[Jeschke]

Ah, my romantic boss heart
https://instagram.com/p/BVHCbDmhSmB/

#queenmonko

 

[Jeschke]

Sadly I don't think Jeschke will accept anything from Tuk until she finally brings back the Sandstorm LP...

This + nipplegate!

 

[Jeschke]

Fortunately for us, everyone's favorite Instagram fashion and food blogger is there to document it and provide reports!

Oh you evil soul!
Watch out when Mari proves us all wrong and will comeback in epic way 2018/19!
Watch out Blommaert. Revenge is on!

 

[Jeschke]

Romantic episode pt2
(This one for @rfisher )
https://instagram.com/p/BVH14_IACzP/