#TeamTrainwreck 19: The Journey of a Thousand Miles Starts with a Single Splat

[rfisher]

According to you, this could not have been much

Bizarre off ice incidents, just sayin'


Might have been Tiff

I know many skaters yearn for the exalted status of being on #TTW, but getting oneself mugged in order to meet the bizarre off ice incident category would be pretty extreme. Although, I would say that did indeed meet the bullet point and they should be considered. Go Tiff/Jon and and #maddiethesnake

 

[Jeschke]

If I'm not mistaken Schott did 3T/3T .

Bummer

She seems to have a cold.but her jumps were good

Well, the constant sniffing is always there

Hope she is fine, the chances getting WR points are so damn good here

 

[Jeschke]

#GPbacktoGermany

This

 

[Laney]

(((((Sotskova))))) she had big problems with the jumps in practice...

 

[SmallFairy]

Thank you for the reports @Laney How's my Kaori?

 

[SmallFairy]

IdF Men:
So, I which wolf will be out for Poster Boy today? @Vagabond I'm glad your avatar is ready.
Aymoz for podium!!!

Hottie Ponsart will for sure bomb, unless some miracle has occured, but he'll be comforted by Bunny Lady afterwards.
Silver Fox will have as empty programs as ever, but still rock, somehow. Maybe it's a grandpa feature?
Perkov will be hot as well.
Tomoki will be really cute, hoping for a good TURSY-pots moment again.
Morisi will be his usual WTF, but gotta love him still.
Uno and Chen will be there so I can gush, and Samarin will be there so Boss can do the same.

Ladies:
With Laurine out, Schott is our only member. Bring out those combos, girl!!

Queen Mae will look stunning, as always.
I fear for Sotskova and Higuchi, but KAORI WILL SLAY!
Really interested to see Zagitova, she has matured so much. Kostornaia may bring the 3a , or the tears, according to practice reports??? The Russian suspense....
Shiraiwa is always fun. Bring on that smile.
Bunny Lady! SLAY!!!!!

Pairs:
I already said what's most important.
But slay cutie Austrians as well!! They lost their mojo when they lost their coach

Dance:
OMG G/G will finally be here again! They make me want to live forever! Go Cheerleader!

 

[Jeschke]

2 clean triples by Efimova!
That the day would come!

Kубок России Ростелекoм 2019 2020 гг , Пaрное катаниe, MС Произвольная программа 2# П КОСТЮКОВИЧ

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(Of course he ****ed up the final lift )

 

[SmallFairy]

Omg check out this user IG-story! It’s FAME (headband and pink alert!) and Queen Maehttps://instagram.com/polymnia_skate?igshid=15slsvkj0qvol

#ttw-you saw it here first

 

[Jeschke]

With Laurine out, Schott is our only member. Bring out those combos, girl!!

Laurine left the train a while ago

Omg check out this user IG-story! It’s FAME (headband and pink alert!) and Queen Maehttps://instagram.com/polymnia_skate?igshid=15slsvkj0qvol

Legwarmers, pastel colours, headband, mane, all I wanted. Thank you.
And pleased to see Tiff's pineapple dress got passed on to MBM.

 

[alchemy void]

Ok, my friend in Germany dug up some of my old drawings from some Bofrost cup, I think 2002 I wasn't even there but what can be communicated over the internett is limitless. And of course I'm LOL and dying and everything right now, as I had forgot these ever existed. The third dancer is Vakthang Murvanidze. Oh man, I was so before Yuri on Ice. Hope the link works!

https://www.facebook.com/stefanie.christina.ludwig?__tn__=,dlC-R-R&eid=ARBNkA3Q47A2lZcKQ7AJeCryiQNe4CE5zyWae_H_gDxbUajx52-SCNXwDOT4ttGkiovNKVWAH5CqXNcU&hc_ref=ARQs1KBtTNXaVIVpLFIBczFmUZmEqfnT95POSOC04l4P0ewzRjwOV5pjekz8oOGAbpw

I can't see them.

 

[rfisher]

A and a walk into a bar and, well they were so hot the bar burst into flames.

 

[Vagabond]

A and a walk into a bar and, well they were so hot the bar burst into flames.

I can still hear the echo.

 

[Laney]

Thank you for the reports @Laney How's my Kaori?

Kaori was Rock solid

 

[Laney]

Posterboy also had a man bun in practice. And I guess that black wolfe will be on...
Competition starts soon! I'm so excited

 

[rfisher]

I think the consumed his soul a couple of years ago. Either that or he's more of a these days.

 

[Jeschke]

GP Men SP:

Tesson - I really need to understand the DG logic. How could splat lady Serna hold on to her spot and Tesson's was taken away? I will never get the master of strategy.
Shulepov - I am lost for words. What the hell? I am in denial Glinka is responsible for this.
Ponsart - All I am interested in is @alchemy void 's feedback on the shirt.
Samohin - This shirt only makes sense when the shirt is gone and the harness remains. Messy.
Aymoz - The constant posing is getting on my nerves. Program, not my cup of tea.
Nadeau - 3s2? What the ****?! #splatordie
Kvitelashvili - I have a soft spot for him, can't help.
Voronov - I love this program for him, but that was shit today.
Hiwatashi - Horror program.
Uno - I think the MESS race this season is decided already!
Chen - Felt kinda flat after Uno, can't help
Samarin - Take that bitchezzz! Sokolovskaya's slap in knc was the best! I wished I knew what he said before.

Final thought: Sokolovskaya should really think about a 'Saturday Night Fever' or 'Fame' SP for Samarin next season. Think of all the possibilities

Can't watch any of the rest live. Might be for the better.
Slay may girl! You can do it!
#3t3t4everbitchez

 

[rfisher]

Samarin

 

[bcash]

Oh poor Kevin so mad at himself.
I really see great improvements in flow and his quad and 3A are getting more beautiful than ever. Shame about that combo jump. Must have slipped the toe pick.

 

[love_skate2011]

Shulepov should be given a new name
btw, why isnt he on TTW because hes not in high competitions enough ?

question, was Samarin trying to be sexy ? that was weird SP of them all.

 

[rfisher]

Shulepov should be given a new name
btw, why isnt he on TTW because hes not in high competitions enough ?

question, was Samarin trying to be sexy ? that was weird SP of them all.

He's AKA as Perkov. He meets the #TTW by way of marriage. Sort of. Almost. Maybe. Not really.
Samarin was being Samarin and to his credit, he stayed on his feet when it counted.

 

[Vagabond]

He's AKA as Perkov. He meets the #TTW by way of marriage. Sort of. Almost. Maybe. Not really.

In kind of a Prince Consort Tuk way. Not!

 

[love_skate2011]

In kind of a Prince Consort Tuk way. Not!

there should be a Lazukin rule then for almost almost

 

[Jeschke]

GP Ice Dance RD:

R/A - I can't focus when Saulius is on ice. OES at its best Apart from that, I totally like them. Do we have another olympic drama in the making?
W/S-B - DG did not pull them off last second and this was decent. Well done Pukey.
Z/G - Well done, mama can have a beer now. I am very pleased we never saw Jon in the original costume and am looking forward to seeing the new dress on Tiff for nationals. Jon comes very much alive in that progam, I like.
L/LG - Well, for once one cannot blame DG if he won't give them the euros spot.
S/F - Neither her hair nor the skating has made any steps in the right direction
K/S - I need to check pbp immediately for @alchemy void heels comment
S/D - Scores for this team are such a joke. Sorry.
C/B - This RD is boring, but who cares, bring #maddiethesnake
G/F - I am not sure I approve they did send him out here being that injured Generous judging for his stiff arm imho.
P/C - Well, awesome look on her, I don't know why they went soft on him, with this long, fine pants and shirt I like this RD especially because it feels so Gabby-focused, like in the old days. She sells it like there is no tomorrow

 

[Dobre]

Kevin.

Clean quad. Clean axel. Splatted lutz combination . . .

Very worthy today.

 

[rfisher]

Kevin.

Clean quad. Clean axel. Splatted lutz combination . . .

Very worthy today.

You forgot the tears in the KnC. Cave in at his best.

 

[Dobre]

I still think Nic should go into pairs. Sarah Feng is available. And they both have too many wonderful qualities to disappear.

Really, what is a little mirror rotating versus 3S2T in the men's event?

You forgot the tears in the KnC. Cave in at his best.

Fontana is good for Kevin.

 

[Jeschke]

GP Ladies SP:

Serna - DG clapping at the boards Accolade!
Schott - I could literally predict that loop splat coming After the splat her face froze. But what to expect when the announcer calls you SchRott all the time, which means 'scrap' in german Scores
Andrews - Zzzh.
Kostornaia - Just stunning!
Meite - This opening is just everything!
Shiraiwa - Dress Boobs
Sotskova - Sokolovskaya was kinda intense in knc Poor girl
Bell - I disgust that program from the bottom of my heart.
Higuchi - Well, yeah, she is just not my cup of tea. Still this is so good.
Sakamoto - Another program I heavily dislike. Ouch.
Zagitova - All kudos for sticking around! She is so much into it. The most I ever liked her!

 

[alchemy void]

Andrews - Zzzh.
Bell - I disgust that program from the bottom of my heart.
Higuchi - Well, yeah, she is just not my cup of tea. Still this is so good.
Sakamoto - Another program I heavily dislike. Ouch.
Zagitova - All kudos for sticking around! She is so much into it. The most I ever liked her!

I have the exact opposite reaction for all these.

 

[Jeschke]

I have the exact opposite reaction for all these.

Almost 50%, kudos
#bossandviceatitsbest

 

[AngieNikodinovLove (ANL)]

I have the exact opposite reaction for all these.

Hear ye, Hear ye!