#TeamTrainwreck 14: "I Don't Care. #StillHere"

[SmallFairy]

I thought all skaters should learn that and try to convince the judges that 'I didn't fall. That was part of my choreography'

Wasn't "laying on the ice" banned after everyone kept "dying" in the 80ies?? She is laying on her back on the ice, even though it's only a split second. Candeloro would get away with it though.

 

[SmallFairy]

30, hm, I wished it could have been more cougar

Bossman's infiltrating other people's business?

 

[Jeschke]

Wasn't "laying on the ice" banned after everyone kept "dying" in the 80ies??

She got no deduction and positive GOE, so go for it folks!
I expect an update of P/M slide after that inspiration though!

 

[rfisher]

Wasn't "laying on the ice" banned after everyone kept "dying" in the 80ies?? She is laying on her back on the ice, even though it's only a split second. Candeloro would get away with it though.

Not just lying on the ice, but waving her legs in the air

 

[alchemy void]

Derbina-Kartom with another batshit insta story: on-ice, relentlessly coaching this like 5 year old girl, over loud circus/disco music, her voiceovers go perfectly with the music, it's surreal. And then of course, ends her weekend at the spa, showing as much leg as possible, complete with the caption "truuuuu".

Can we please get her back to at least the JGP next season? Unless Fleur is planning a Worlds comeback, that is...

 

[casken]

For all those undedicated ones, who missed the choreo slide of the season (battling out with betty/mozgov) today:
https://youtu.be/E7N8OeLDkDI?t=138

I watched this live and legit lol'd.

 

[alchemy void]

(But everything else is pink, @alchemy void should know from my IG)

Yes, but a softer shades of pink...not quite the bold Bock pink.

 

[DobrinFan]

Danielian ending up 5th, Murashov was 4th in his jgp.
The suspense for the final spot

Hahaha, got what I wanted Just thought I should let you know you Like I said, it was a no-brainer

 

[Jeschke]

Hahaha, got what I wanted Just thought I should let you know you Like I said, it was a no-brainer

Pride comes before the fall

 

[Braulio]

@Jeschke

Lutricia Bock Free Skate
https://youtu.be/TC0FZ0TGc18

Poor girl, the face on her coach told it all

 

[Jeschke]

Kuchvalska return at Volvo Open Cup, stay tuned!
@shah

 

[shah]

Kuchvalska return at Volvo Open Cup, stay tuned!
@shah

I'm not sure if I'm mentally ready for all these doubles .

 

[Ka3sha]

There should be an open practice session in Figure Skating Academy this Friday.
Kolyada, Konstantinova, Aliev, Leonova and Shulepov should be there - so it's basically all St Pete trainwrecks on the same ice at the same time

 

[rfisher]

There should be an open practice session in Figure Skating Academy this Friday.
Kolyada, Konstantinova, Aliev, Leonova and Shulepov should be there - so it's basically all St Pete trainwrecks on the same ice at the same time

They should have a banner.

 

[rfisher]

If #posterboy can't medal at the Volvo Cup, he should quit skating and be a hermit.

 

[rfisher]

@alchemy void The good news: Perkova has a 2nd Russian Cup event.
The bad news: She has to win it to make nationals.
Maybe all the other skaters will stay home.

 

[SmallFairy]

@alchemy void The good news: Perkova has a 2nd Russian Cup event.
The bad news: She has to win it to make nationals.
Maybe all the other skaters will stay home.

That happened at a competition Anne Line entered in Romania last year. Everyone withdrew and she won! Go Perkova!

 

[Wyliefan]

That happened at a competition Anne Line entered in Romania last year. Everyone withdrew and she won! Go Perkova!

Did she still have to skate?

 

[alchemy void]

@alchemy void The good news: Perkova has a 2nd Russian Cup event.
The bad news: She has to win it to make nationals.
Maybe all the other skaters will stay home.

So you're saying there's a chance.

 

[Jeschke]

So you're saying there's a chance.

That‘s the spirit!

 

[SmallFairy]

Did she still have to skate?

Yes, she skated, because she wanted the experience the competition gave (in front of audience and judges) even if she was the only one. It was in her season plan. But it was weird, she said so herself

 

[SamuraiK]

@Jeschke

Lutricia Bock Free Skate
https://youtu.be/TC0FZ0TGc18

Poor girl, the face on her coach told it all

Damn, she is still wearing awful pink costumes!!! get over it Bock!!

#not16anymore

 

[Jeschke]

Damn, she is still wearing awful pink costumes!!! get over it Bock!!

#not16anymore

Exactly! Especially when her test skate dress was purple and absolutely gorgeous!

 

[Jeschke]

I'm not sure if I'm mentally ready for all these doubles .

Amateur you are!

 

[Jeschke]

Is Bob presenting us Deputat‘s arse in her latest IG story?
https://instagram.com/ekaterinabobrova?utm_source=ig_profile_share&igshid=fqpe2ee3xzws

#bestsharingwifeever

 

[Jeschke]

Btw is here the right place to say I wish I would not have seen Dai‘s comeback videos?

 

[SamuraiK]

Btw is here the right place to say I wish I would not have seen Dai‘s comeback videos?

I think here is the right place to express every unpopular figure skating opinion.

 

[Vagabond]

I don't care whether this opinion is popular or unpopular, but when it comes to Nicolas Nadeau, I just can't get enough!

 

[Jeschke]

Thanks to
I think vice can do that better than LeDuc (IG story)
https://www.instagram.com/icegirlash/

 

[Jeschke]

What is this Lambiel/Vasiljevs program?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsbLhTO-I3c
@SmallFairy might be pleased.