#TeamTrainwreck 14: "I Don't Care. #StillHere"

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:gallopin1-Patron-Saint:
Nevskaya, Anna

Ladies:
Gold, Gracie
Konstantinova, Stanislava
Lecavelier, Laurine
Leonova, Alena
Park, So-Youn
Sakhanovich, Serafima
Schott, Nicole

Men:
Aliev, Dmitri
Aymoz, Kévin
Nadeau, Nicolas
Sadovsky, Roman
Samohin, Daniel

Pairs:
Peng, Cheng / Jin, Yang

Ice Dance:
Fournier Beaudry, Laurence / Sorensen, Nikolaj
Stavitskaya, Maria

Watch List:
Ladies: Galustyan, Anastasia
Men: Orzel, Conrad
Pairs: Cain, Ashley / LeDuc, Timothy
Dance: Shpilevaya, Anastasia / Smirnov, Grigory

Pantheon:
Gimazetdinova, Anastasia
Hubert, Laëtitia
Miner, Ross
Sandhu, Emanuel

Fans' Auxiliary:
alchemy_void
pinky166
SmallFairy

Criteria:
1) Skater needs a complete package to potentially be a top skater at Euros/4CC's/Worlds/Olympic level
2) Skater needs to have the ability to absolutely rock one day and splat the day after. Even better: rock and splat during one program
3) Skater is not afraid of breaking one's heart over and over again
4) Skater needs more splat/messy performances than great ones

Rules:
1) Worlds/Olympic medalists and Euro/4CC's champions are not eligible
2) Multiple Euros/4CC's medal winners are not eligible
3) Membership and changes to the Rules and Qualities shall be decided by consensus among longstanding posters in the #TeamTrainwreck Threads, subject to points 1) and 2)
4) The pinky166 is not allowed to make more than one proposal a day
5) Proposals can be submitted in the #teamtrainwreck thread
6) New membership is granted only to current skaters
7) New membership is only granted to senior skaters (at least one international senior competition)
8) Membership can be cancelled due to points 1) and 2), numerous decent skates in a row or not being competitive on elite level anymore.

Qualities:
1) Being a student of Volchkova/Rukavicin
2) Big boobs/nice ass
3) Boobs/belly/nipples showing
4) Mule kick
5) Being Uzbek/Russian
6) last name called Schott
7) Bizarre off ice incidents
8) Coach
9) Costume (-Malfunction)
10) Splats
11) Bizarre Choreo
12) Hair

Glossary:
#TTW = Team Trainwreck
Big Bro 1.0 = Michal Březina
Big Bro 2.0 = Jorik Hendrickx
Cave In = Kévin Aymoz (from the French pronunciation of his first name and his tendency to cave in)
Comfy Balls - Sondre Oddvoll Bøe (from his brand of shorts for underwear, as reflected on his social media posts)
Danny Salmon = Daniel Samohin
Elvis = Nicolas Nadeau (from his Elvis Presley Free Skate of a couple of seasons ago)
Empress, The = Aliona Savchenko
Lil Sis 1.0 = Eliška Březinová
Lil Sis 2.0 = Loena Hendrickx
Lovebirds = Two young skaters who display their affection for each other on social media (exact meaning depends on context)
MBM = Maé-Bérénice Méité
Our boy = Dmitri Aliev
Perkova = Alena Leonova
Poster boy = Daniel Samohin
Queen U = Elizaveta Ukolova
Romsky = Roman Sadovsky (from his moniker on social media)
Silver Fox = Sergei Voronov
Susie = Ksenia Stolbova (from Google Translate)
TM1 = Maria Artemieva (Trainwreck Maria #1)
TM2 = Maria Stavitskaya (Trainwreck Maria #2)

MEEPOTS = Most Epic Ending Pose of the Season
MESS = Most Epic Splat of the Season
POTS or :gallopin1-POTS = Performance of the Season
Tursy-POTS = Kiss and Cry Performance of the Season (from Elizabet Tursynbayeva's mother)
 
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Jeschke

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Correct Members List! (including the watchlist changes pressman ignored too :soapbox:)

:gallopin1-Patron-Saint:
Nevskaya, Anna

Ladies:
Gold, Gracie
Konstantinova, Stanislava
Lecavelier, Laurine
Leonova, Alena
Park, So-Youn
Radionova, Elena
Sakhanovich, Serafima
Schott, Nicole
Tuktamysheva, Elizaveta

Men:
Aliev, Dmitri
Aymoz, Kévin
Nadeau, Nicolas
Sadovsky, Roman
Samohin, Daniel

Pairs:
Peng, Cheng / Jin, Yang

Ice Dance:
Fournier Beaudry, Laurence / Sorensen, Nikolaj
Stavitskaya, Maria


Watch List:
Ladies: Galustyan, Anastasia
Men: Orzel, Conrad
Pairs: Cain, Ashley / LeDuc, Timothy
Dance: Shpilevaya, Anastasia / Smirnov, Grigory
 
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we can surely do better than this title, surely, darling @Vagabond?

Here are a few sugggestions from the last thread :)

Naurits and Grm campaigning for 'Just a figure skater in underwear' as new thread title :rofl::smokin:
^ @SamuraiK Tuk just missed your today's deadline with this:

I don't care #stillhere

(this is also an excellent title for the next thread)
Also Jeremy Abbott commented on Radford's instagram #freethemnipples, that could work
 
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Wait a minute.....

Can I nominate Cain & LeDuc's removal from the watch list???

I'm not expert like you guys but I wouldn't consider them #TTW material.... :(
I agree. Replace them with Panfilova/Rylov. (I do hope they'll take a completely different route than ours though. They're working with Moskvina and she's landing triples in practice)
 

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Can I nominate Cain & LeDuc's removal from the watch list???
I agree. Replace them with Panfilova/Rylov. (I do hope they'll take a completely different route than ours though. They're working with Moskvina and she's landing triples in practice)
:gallopin1-Watchlist - Update:
Ladies: Galustyan, Anastasia
Men: Orzel, Conrad
Pairs: Panfilova, Apollinariia / Rylov, Dmitry
Dance: Shpilevaya, Anastasia / Smirnov, Grigory
 

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