#TeamTrainwreck 13: Tears, Tits and Tiaras

[rfisher]

And, she's apparently an item with Morosov. I guess he got tired of teenagers and decided to date a woman again. I could care less who she's involved with as long as she skates. Hopefully, the two of them will be able to whip Novoselov into shape. Fast.

 

[SamuraiK]

Insta stalking RUS test edition:

(I may not watch the crappy videos but RUS text skates left us tons of lovely pics.)
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Zabijako's Stolbova suplantation is almost complete
Adorable Aliev taking group self pic
early best male costume
The look on Samodurova's face when she sees who's Mishin's fave
best hairdo makeover
Most WTF costume

And of course this gem what went viral in the skating world this weekend

Do-Hard Bonus

 

[levineismine]

^ @SamuraiK Tuk just missed your today's deadline with this:

I don't care #stillhere

(this is also an excellent title for the next thread)

 

[SamuraiK]

^ @SamuraiK Tuk just missed your today's deadline with this:

I don't care #stillhere

(this is also an excellent title for the next thread)

Love her expression of " haters gonna hate so f+ck it"

 

[floridaice]

Love her expression of " haters gonna hate so f+ck it"

This would also be a good thread title...

 

[Jeschke]

I don't care #stillhere
(this is also an excellent title for the next thread)

Awesome

 

[rfisher]

^ @SamuraiK Tuk just missed your today's deadline with this:

I don't care #stillhere

(this is also an excellent title for the next thread)

All I want for the season, is for LaTuk and Rad to slay. That's all.

 

[Ka3sha]

^ @SamuraiK Tuk just missed your today's deadline with this:

I don't care #stillhere

(this is also an excellent title for the next thread)

Kovtun called her a “Wild Empress” in the comments

“Wild Empress” is a popular Russian song from early 2000-es
Lyrics

 

[dinakt]

@SamuraiK
LOVE your Insta-stalking. Thank you and please keep them coming.

 

[alchemy void]

Adorable Aliev taking group self pic

Sokolovskaya's hair!

This will probably be my number 1 takeaway from the test skates. I don't think I'm watching any vids after Leonova's depressing half-baked Zorro LP. However, if she dresses up as Zorro for the actual program, I'll love it.

Tsareva and Adoniev at the boards with Panenkova

Thank god this K&C duo will be back on the Grand Prix!

 

[alchemy void]

Radionova has the best set of programs here, but her jumps look the worst by far. Sigh. Law of nature. The SP just kicks ass and I can't wait for the costume. Like TAT, I was totally losing my shit during the steps. Is this the first time rap has been used in a competitive program? (dance doesn't count!) The LP could be her signature program, I was really feeling some moments in there, like it was making me emotional. #gay I hope she can get the jumps sorted out in the next 6 weeks, but I'm not really optimistic at this point.

Tuk's SP was fine, she's done a million tango SPs so whatever. I totally adore the LP though, she was already giving parts good personality (the beginning and CH sequence)-- but there's tons of potential for her to really sell the hell out of this as the season progresses and she gains confidence. Jumps look fcking on point. 3ax with a turnout, both lutzes were orgasm-worthy, and she did 2ax-3toe for the first time in 5 years, which shows she is serious about the 3lutz-3toe. I can't say enough good things about her or this program or her personality. I will be rooting so hard for her to make Euros and Worlds this season (Rad is close behind).

If K>nst>>tin>va needed to reuse a program, she should have kept her fabulous SP and gotten a new LP. Bad decision to keep this program, wasn't the logic so they could work on the jump technique? Brezinova will probably beat her again this season, but this time it will be at some random senior B.

Panenkova has Tsareva, Lavrenchuk, and Lara Fabian (the holy trinity?) on her side, but I still couldn't get into it. Maybe I'll change my mind later. I thought I remembered her jumps being bigger last season.

And I'm way behind everyone else here, but I'm *finally* on the Shpilevaya/Smirnov speed. Very cool FD. It just seemed too slow for me, even considering these are the September test skates.

 

[Vagabond]

If K>nst>>tin>va needed to reuse a program, she should have kept her fabulous SP and gotten a new LP.

Istanbul was K>nst>>tin>va
Now it's Istanbul, not K>nst>>tin>va
Been a long time gone, Oh K>nst>>tin>va
Why did K>nst>>tin>va get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

 

[Jeschke]

I have to adopt your hashtag @alchemy void , it's too good!
#stillhere

 

[Jeschke]

GG needs to be back! I have to see the Sara Bareilles FS at lest once

 

[Mad for Skating]

And, she's apparently an item with Morosov. I guess he got tired of teenagers and decided to date a woman again. I could care less who she's involved with as long as she skates. Hopefully, the two of them will be able to whip Novoselov into shape. Fast.

Do you have proof of this? Send me a pic of them kissing and I'll believe you.

 

[rfisher]

Do you have proof of this? Send me a pic of them kissing and I'll believe you.

No I don't have "proof" only the impression of those who've actually seen them together. She certainly hasn't upgraded her FB page to say she's in a relationship. Not that she would and not that I care. I only care about her skating. She can sleep with whomever she wants.

 

[SamuraiK]

Insta stalking of today...

Javi Raya in graffitti mode Is he continuing? If not will be missed.
Proklova all grown up One of the biggest casualties from the russian wonder baby boom era.
Tiffany & John doing interviews
Kolyada also doing interviews He looks adorable
Gordeeva still looks great
Orzel switching to same sex pair skating If someone can pull this off is Conrad
Radio says she's still here too but will somebody care?

Do-Extremely Hard Bonus I'm drooling just watching this.

 

[Ka3sha]

Insta stalking of today...
Gordeeva still looks great

It’s her daughter
But she still looks great for sure

 

[SamuraiK]

It’s her daughter
But she still looks great for sure

LMAO, She looks exactly like mom.

 

[Ka3sha]

LMAO, She looks exactly like mom.

I think Daria looks more like Sergei
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZwXDCoF1gm/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1e742xu8q7hiu

 

[SmallFairy]

LMAO, She looks exactly like mom.

Seriously? She's the spitting image of Sergei!

 

[SmallFairy]

@Jeschke Konstantinova added to Finlandia...

 

[SmallFairy]

So, at what point is that TBD spot for dance at Rostelecom going to be announced? Test skates are over. Come on, don't fool around with me like that.

 

[SamuraiK]

Seriously? She's the spitting image of Sergei!

Well she did fool me with that pic and I could have sweared it was Katia. I guess its maybe because I have seen Gordeeva more than Sergei. He died waay before I care for skating, so...

 

[SamuraiK]

So, at what point is that TBD spot for dance at Rostelecom going to be announced? Test skates are over. Come on, don't fool around with me like that.

Evdokimova & Bazin can't get it cause they are already at COR so that only leaves Pinky Finger Team and Morozov's daughter . I don't think Nikolai's power can be that high to get them the spot over S&S.

 

[Wyliefan]

I could have sworn that picture was Katia when I first saw it! Daria looked a lot like her dad when she was little, but now I think she looks exactly like her mom.

 

[Jeschke]

@Jeschke Konstantinova added to Finlandia...

Nebelhorn I need folks, Nebelhorn
I already see it in front of me; Schott withdrawing last second and I am left with junior

 

[SmallFairy]

Evdokimova & Bazin can't get it cause they are already at COR so that only leaves Pinky Finger Team and Morozov's daughter . I don't think Nikolai's power can be that high to get them the spot over S&S.

I'm totally counting on your abilities to resonate!

 

[SmallFairy]

Nebelhorn I need folks, Nebelhorn
I already see it in front of me; Schott withdrawing last second and I am left with junior

God forbid!
#fundingneeded

 

[SmallFairy]

I could have sworn that picture was Katia when I first saw it! Daria looked a lot like her dad when she was little, but now I think she looks exactly like her mom.

She looks a little bit like Katia also, but that smile is SO Sergei. Sigh. Loved him.