#TeamTrainwreck 13: Tears, Tits and Tiaras

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HisWeirness said:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BmyaADulEWe/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=14589zm020riw

#justafigureskaterinunderwear
#breakingbad
#whoisthebitch?
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Exhibit B as to why Tuktamysheva is on TTW. :encore: Absolutely love her attitude (and oh yeah, gorgeous 3axel). I am excited for her to slay another post-Olympic season.
And it is really clear now that Tuk has really stepped up her instagram game since being named to TTW. :encore:

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Do-Hard Bonus I think im getting that haircut next week.
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As one of the few Righini fans here, thank you for this. Half the time he looks too greasy/douchey even for me, but here he looks hot as hell and is sending a nice message. :)

And by the way, totally get that haircut. If I had enough hair left, I would. :drama:
 
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alchemy void said:
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Exhibit B as to why Tuktamysheva is on TTW. :encore: Absolutely love her attitude (and oh yeah, gorgeous 3axel). I am excited for her to slay another post-Olympic season.
And it is really clear now that Tuk has really stepped up her instagram game since being named to TTW. :encore:
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All skaters have a burning desire to make the TTW. Alas, many must languish in obscurity while the train rolls by.
 
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There was a recent interview with Mishin about Liza’s new programs, and I honestly have no idea how to translate it as his words combinations are simply untranslatable :lol:

About her new LP: “the program is to old fashioned music, Liza is portraying a happy woman from 1920-s, she is a young maturing lady, who is pleased with herself and had broken countless numbers of men’s hearts”
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There was a recent interview with Mishin about Liza’s new programs, and I honestly have no idea how to translate it as his words combinations are simply untranslatable :lol:

About her new LP: “the program is to old fashioned music, Liza is portraying a happy woman from 1920-s, she is a young maturing lady, who is pleased with herself and had broken countless numbers of men’s hearts”
:gallopin1
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Such shameless campaigning on her behalf vis-à-vis #TTW.

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Criteria:
1) Skater needs a complete package to potentially be a top skater at Euros/4CC's/Worlds/Olympic level
2) Skater needs to have the ability to absolutely rock one day and splat the day after. Even better: rock and splat during one program
3) Skater is not afraid of breaking one's heart over and over again
4) Skater needs more splat/messy performances than great ones
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It is all for naught, though, Queen Tuk is not on the Team and is, in fact, not even eligible. :violin:

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Rules:
1) Worlds/Olympic medalists and Euro/4CC's champions are not eligible
2) Multiple Euros/4CC's medal winners are not eligible
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Well, he does everything really well except for landing his jumps. I'm hopeful Krall will eventually fix that. But, then I hoped every year Michal would fix his too.
 
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I'm SO off to watch the junior boys later, missed them, but I got to see Scherbakova paying tribute to Gizmo by using her music (she's like a young Gordeeva, she's magnificent) and also Kim of AZE lip syncing to Crazy in love, staying sassy for 2.50 despite missing all three jumps, and then sitting in the KnC with Brian Joubert:smokin:
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You know we just keep talking about her anyway
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Of course. Tut is not like Julia Soldatova, who shall never, ever be mentioned in these threads. No, we shall not speak of Julia Soldatova here, not even when Daddy is away. We shall not speak of Julia Soldatova, even though Julia Soldatova had everything it takes to be on the Team except the ability to break Daddy's heart. Nor shall we ever mention here that Julia Soldatova earned a World Bronze Medal, thereby disqualifying herself from the Team. Daddy would not like it if we talked about Julia Soldatova while he was away.

Similarly, we shall not talk about Ksenia Doronina or Candice Didier! We shall not talk about Ksenia Doronina or Candice Didier here, even though they had more messy performances than good ones. We shall not talk about Ksenia Doronina or Candice Didier here, not even when Daddy is away. Daddy most certainly would not like it if we talked about Ksenia Doronina and Candice Didier while he was away.

We shall, however talk about Elizaveta Tuktamysheva here. We shall talk about her instead of talking about Julia Soldatova, Ksenia Doronina, and Candice Didier. We shall talk about how she would be a worthy member of the Team, if only didn't have all those pesky medals.

Daddy will be so glad that we talked about Tut and didn't mention Julia Soldatova, Ksenia Doronina, or Candice Didier.

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