#TeamTrainwreck 13: Tears, Tits and Tiaras

[Vagabond]

http://www.isuresults.com/results/season1819/jgpaut2018/jgpaut2018_JuniorMen_FS_Scores.pdf

Orzel's jumps: 4S, 4T, 1A+2T, 3A+2T, 3Lz, 1Lo, 3F+1Eu<<+3S<, with a fall in there somewhere. (I haven't seen a video yet.)

Criteria:
1) Skater needs a complete package to potentially be a top skater at Euros/4CC's/Worlds/Olympic level
2) Skater needs to have the ability to absolutely rock one day and splat the day after. Even better: rock and splat during one program
3) Skater is not afraid of breaking one's heart over and over again
4) Skater needs more splat/messy performances than great ones

That international Senior debut cannot come soon enough.

 

[SmallFairy]

Andy all the way for me, but watching Orzel today I see why you want to keep him

 

[Mad for Skating]

Whose heart has he ever broken? He's just annoying.

And Rad talks about her hair in her new interview.

Ok! Just trying to think of skaters who have trouble with jumps...

See people? I'm not the only one!

Anyone who has dated Stolbova is officially on my team lol

And that’s exactly my problem as I fear sentimental scores. But yap. Bittersweet reminder this will be.

Bittersweet but probably beautiful.

Stolbova/Klimov are officially done

Not surprised but can somebody please run me over with a train?

Will they even bother to sit together during the induction HoF ceremony?

Oh I'm sure they'll have some Aliona-and-Robin style reconciliation. It's just tough for now.

Nice throwback to Lil Ksenia and Lil Fedor

I feel for the owner of that account. She/he is a huuge fan and has been dreading the rumours of split and now that is official must be devastated.

OMG THAT IS MY ACCOUNT *hides* What can I say, they are my babies! I've been a huge fan since 2014 and finally started an IG fan page for them this year...do you know the amount of pain I have gone through for those two in my life? Lol.

 

[SmallFairy]

Fedor already found a new partner:https://www.instagram.com/p/BnKC_MbA-Oo/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=g005nsm5tbqk

 

[Jeschke]

Shevchenko/Eremenko are everything!
I am already close to uber-status.
So different, so good.

Should work on ending pose though

 

[Jeschke]

L/L could become special but are total Montreal-snooze right now, sorry @levineismine
I liked the rotation lift in the middle which was working perfectly with the music though.

 

[Marta24]

Shevchenko/Eremenko are everything!
I am already close to uber-status.
So different, so good.

Should work on ending pose though

I fell in love with their skating last year. They are just so special. I hope they will have a great senior career.

 

[rfisher]

Shevchenko/Eremenko are everything!
I am already close to uber-status.
So different, so good.

Should work on ending pose though

Me too and I'm not really a dance fan.

 

[SmallFairy]

Shevchenko/Eremenko are everything!
I am already close to uber-status.
So different, so good.

Should work on ending pose though

You know I'm right there with you
I love them so much. Their FD was really cool and...ok, different was the word I wanted to use too.

 

[Jeschke]

Kostiukovich/Ialin
So so so good.

 

[Jeschke]

MEEPOTS#4
Kostiukovich/Ialin
(missed this last season, son they are in this year)

 

[levineismine]

#tuktweets
Comment on Russian ladies age

 

[rfisher]

#tuktweets
Comment on Russian ladies age

#grandmaonskates

 

[SmallFairy]

"Baby" Pogo. Already stunning.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnMCsteBhtW/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=w980ha582z0g

 

[levineismine]

L/L could become special but are total Montreal-snooze right now, sorry @levineismine
I liked the rotation lift in the middle which was working perfectly with the music though.

While I appreciate the originality of S/E, I'm going against the #tt consesus this time and I'm team L/L all the way.
It's such a difficult piece of music to tackle in juniors and I think the choreo is spot on. They can improve their connection and grow on the interpretation but I'm looking forward to see how it evolves during the season.

In related news, I'm disappointed that H/D's music announcement came through an ISU bio update.

 

[Jeschke]

In related news, I'm disappointed that H/D's music announcement came through an ISU bio update.

Looking at Zach's narcissistic IG stories, we could have demanded an announcement while showering at least, I agree.

 

[Mad for Skating]

Fedor already found a new partner:https://www.instagram.com/p/BnKC_MbA-Oo/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=g005nsm5tbqk

Haha, I guess a stuffed bear will be easier on his shoulder...

Also, Liza's Twitter keeps getting even better https://mobile.twitter.com/TuktikLiza/status/1035899543722909697

 

[Ka3sha]

Looking at Zach's narcissistic IG stories, we could have demanded an announcement while showering at least, I agree.

showering with Olivia Smart, I guess

 

[Mad for Skating]

showering with Olivia Smart, I guess

Then doing very hot programs on the ice with Madison lol

 

[Jeschke]

MESS#4
Lara Naki Gutmann

 

[alchemy void]

Sopot's LP costume and hair

It makes him look like a 33 year old guy desperately trying to reclaim his early 20s gay self through bulge-enchancing but otherwise ill-fitting athleisure.

 

[alchemy void]

Kostiukovich/Ialin
So so so good.

Totally loved it! The two winning Russian junior pairs have given us Master and Margarita + Xotica: Journey to the Heart. And both are doing 3sal-1eu-3sal. Good riddance to Z/E please!

Actually really impressed with the skating we've seen so far on the JGP.

 

[SmallFairy]

Sopot's LP costume and hair

It makes him look like a 33 year old guy desperately trying to reclaim his early 20s gay self through bulge-enchancing but otherwise ill-fitting athleisure.

I know. I wanted to comment on it...but couldn't find words...

 

[SmallFairy]

Since I've had to deal with Righini here lately, I have to post some do-hard/do-soft for myself, even though I guess it's only me and @Loves_Shizuka who approves

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnLWfSiDiOI/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=11f41ctaeybm0

 

[Mad for Skating]

Since I've had to deal with Righini here lately, I have to post some do-hard/do-soft for myself, even though I guess it's only me and @Loves_Shizuka who approves

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnLWfSiDiOI/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=11f41ctaeybm0

Not bad but I think his pretty little blonde bumblebee has first dibs

 

[skatingguy]

[B]Elizaveta Tuktamysheva[/B]‏ @[B]TuktikLiza[/B]
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LEAKED! End of my FS for this season. Recognize the music? Dance with me!
https://twitter.com/TuktikLiza/status/1036242932674842625

 

[skatingguy]

1. [B]Jackje Wong[/B]‏ @[B]rockerskating[/B] 46m46 minutes ago
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   Jackje Wong Retweeted Elizaveta Tuktamysheva
   I love how @TuktikLiza leaks her own free skate. #insidejob
   Jackje Wong added,
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   Elizaveta Tuktamysheva @TuktikLiza
   LEAKED! End of my FS for this season. Recognize the music? Dance with me!
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2. [B]Elizaveta Tuktamysheva[/B]‏ @[B]TuktikLiza[/B] 13m13 minutes ago
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   Yeah, you know why, @rockerskating? I've read your article about music and programs and found there every single woman skater from Russia except who? Shazam it, man!
   Direct message
   
   
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   [B]Jackje Wong[/B]‏ @[B]rockerskating[/B] 9m9 minutes ago
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   Hahaha I haven’t heard anything about yours!

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

Since I've had to deal with Righini here lately, I have to post some do-hard/do-soft for myself, even though I guess it's only me and @Loves_Shizuka who approves

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnLWfSiDiOI/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=11f41ctaeybm0

Love him. A dreamboat.

 

[Ka3sha]

1st event of St Pete Cup starts today. Leonova, Sakhanovich, Fedichkina, Nugumanova, Gulyakova, Petrov, Shulepov, Mishina/Gallyamov, Kostiukovich/Yalin and others in the Entries lists


Ladies SP is on Thursday, LP on Friday. There should be a live stream

 

[Jeschke]

1st event of St Pete Cup starts today. Leonova, Sakhanovich, Fedichkina, Nugumanova, Gulyakova, Petrov, Shulepov, Mishina/Gallyamov, Kostiukovich/Yalin and others in the Entries lists


Ladies SP is on Thursday, LP on Friday. There should be a live stream

Hell yes! Keep us up to date with the stream!