#TeamTrainwreck 14: "I Don't Care. #StillHere"

[Jeschke]

-POTS#8: Minseung Kim
Poor girl.

 

[rfisher]

Perkova's scores (((((@alchemy void )))))

 

[Vagabond]

Perkova's scores (((((@alchemy void )))))

While it's true that she did absolutely rock one day and splat the next, it's also true that her Free Skate score was nearly as high as her ISU Personal Best.

Rules:
1) Worlds/Olympic medalists and Euro/4CC's champions are not eligible
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8) Membership can be cancelled due to points 1) and 2), numerous decent skates in a row or not being competitive on elite level anymore.

 

[rfisher]

While it's true that she did absolutely rock one day and splat the next, it's also true that her Free Skate score was nearly as high as her ISU Personal Best.

Oh, I wasn't doubting her place on the team. She's a fixture. However, a 5th place does not bode well for a trip to Nationals.

 

[Vagabond]

It's okay, @rfisher. I will do the doubting for you.

 

[Ka3sha]

Perkova's scores (((((@alchemy void )))))

Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjqEwSumi5M

 

[Mad for Skating]

IINM, the proper terms are "dad" and "boi."


Since you asked:

Criteria:
1) Skater needs a complete package to potentially be a top skater at Euros/4CC's/Worlds/Olympic level
2) Skater needs to have the ability to absolutely rock one day and splat the day after. Even better: rock and splat during one program
3) Skater is not afraid of breaking one's heart over and over again
4) Skater needs more splat/messy performances than great ones

Rules:
1) Worlds/Olympic medalists and Euro/4CC's champions are not eligible
2) Multiple Euros/4CC's medal winners are not eligible
3) Membership and changes to the Rules and Qualities shall be decided by consensus among longstanding posters in the #TeamTrainwreck Threads, subject to points 1) and 2)
4) The pinky166 is not allowed to make more than one proposal a day
5) Proposals can be submitted in the #teamtrainwreck thread
6) New membership is granted only to current skaters
7) New membership is only granted to senior skaters (at least one international senior competition)
8) Membership can be cancelled due to points 1) and 2), numerous decent skates in a row or not being competitive on elite level anymore.

Qualities:
1) Being a student of Volchkova/Rukavicin
2) Big boobs/nice ass
3) Boobs/belly/nipples showing
4) Mule kick
5) Being Uzbek/Russian
6) last name called Schott
7) Bizarre off ice incidents
8) Coach
9) Costume (-Malfunction)
10) Splats
11) Bizarre Choreo
12) Hair



Brown does not meet the Criteria and is lacking in the Qualities Department, especially Quality #12. ✂

STUPID HAIRCUT!!!

Breaking anybody's heart. He does not

Huh, I guess I was the only one crying my eyes out until 4am the night of the men’s free skate at Nationals last year, asking God Almighty why oh WHY we had to send that boring kid with the underrotated quads instead of the man-bun Prince.

Above all: balls!

Oh meh, the guy has everything it takes, you’re just adamant on running your dictatorship the way you want it.

 

[rfisher]

STUPID HAIRCUT!

Huh, I guess I was the only one crying my eyes out until 4am the night of the men’s free skate at Nationals last year, asking God Almighty why oh WHY we had to send that boring kid with the underrotated quads instead of the man-bun Prince.it.

Probably

 

[Mad for Skating]

Probably

And that’s ok! We all have our various skaters we stan for crazy reasons no one understands.

 

[Vagabond]

Huh, I guess I was the only one crying my eyes out until 4am the night of the men’s free skate at Nationals last year, asking God Almighty why oh WHY we had to send that boring kid with the underrotated quads instead of the man-bun Prince.

Oh meh, the guy has everything it takes, you’re just adamant on running your dictatorship the way you want it.

A timely reminder as to the Rules:

Rules:
1) Worlds/Olympic medalists and Euro/4CC's champions are not eligible
2) Multiple Euros/4CC's medal winners are not eligible
3) Membership and changes to the Rules and Qualities shall be decided by consensus among longstanding posters in the #TeamTrainwreck Threads, subject to points 1) and 2)
4) The pinky166 is not allowed to make more than one proposal a day
5) Proposals can be submitted in the #teamtrainwreck thread
6) New membership is granted only to current skaters
7) New membership is only granted to senior skaters (at least one international senior competition)
8) Membership can be cancelled due to points 1) and 2), numerous decent skates in a row or not being competitive on elite level anymore.

We operate as dictatorship by consensus while humoring da bossman.

@Mad for Skating, you are, of course, free to start your own dictatorship in another thread.

 

[Mad for Skating]

A timely reminder as to the Rules:

We operate as dictatorship by consensus while humoring da bossman.

@Mad for Skating, you are, of course, free to start your own dictatorship in another thread.

Ah, I think I’ll do that: The REAL Team Trainwreck!

 

[Jeschke]

End of discussion!
#bosshasspoken
#daddyisgettingmad

 

[RoseRed]

I like Jason, but the only time he should be mentioned here was when we were making fun of his velvet pyjamas costume (#velvetboy) - and this is the one and only Team Trainwreck.

 

[Mad for Skating]

I like Jason, but the only time he should be mentioned here was when we were making fun of his velvet pyjamas costume (#velvetboy) - and this is the one and only Team Trainwreck.

Aww yes the velvet pajamas...he and Shoma can form The Society of the Plushy Pants! Not his best look tbh, but I was more worried about his triple axel during those competitions...

 

[Vagabond]

This ridiculous dwelling on a skater who isn't Team material calls for corrective measures.

Laëtitia Hubert in Glorious, Grainy Black and White
Emanuel Sandhu Wearing Black and White
White Wolf, Black Wolf (And No Doubt Black and Blue)
Patron Saint
Rukavicin and Glinka
James and Ciprès

 

[Dobre]

After Skate Canada last year, Jason was on the same plane back to the U.S.

He wore basically real pajamas on the plane & through the airport. Those of us who worry about the scary costume choices from Rohene, etc. should probably just be grateful that Jason didn't select his own costumes.

 

[mjb52]

When a trainwreck is derailed does that mean it goes back on the tracks

 

[Ka3sha]

#lovebirds1 and romantic weekend
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo5FRpeno_Q/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=qxft0h5deoe3
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo5GkanFcpd/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1kp3mpb3srnfm

 

[Jeschke]

#lovebirds1 and romantic weekend

Question remains: will Kitty at least try to make it to nationals or won't skate RC at all?

 

[rfisher]

The lure of the world of fun is too strong for the little cat

 

[Taso]

Emanuel Sandhu Wearing Black and White

I've gotta say I've never seen this before, and that was great!

 

[SamuraiK]

Insta stalking of today..

Medvedeva is the rencarnation of Kate Bush!
Kolyada & Ialin doing side by side salchows competition for Stephane & Denis!
Abachkina commenting on her victory over anorexia great for her!
So-Hyun An and Da-Bin Choi enjoying time together korean casualties
Pechalat on a premir with her hubby enjoying the good life

Do-Hard Bonus (oops, different fandom but this needed to be shared)

 

[Jeschke]

Daniel Goodfellow?
@SamuraiK I am pleased you have some taste after all ?

 

[Jeschke]

So-Hyun An and Da-Bin Choi enjoying time together korean casualties

I would prefer see them actually skating! ?

 

[SamuraiK]

I would prefer see them actually skating! ?

They are going the Kitty route. Life is much fun without competition stress.

 

[alchemy void]

Currently very jealous of @Ka3sha's avatar. Also @Loves_Shizuka's is fabulous as well!

And by the way, is anyone else kind of surprised Radionova hasn't withdrawn from Skate America yet? I mean, I don't want her to, but after the Russian Cup event last week, I didn't think her chances of showing up were that great...

 

[Dobre]

And by the way, is anyone else kind of surprised Radionova hasn't withdrawn from Skate America yet? I mean, I don't want her to, but after the Russian Cup event last week, I didn't think her chances of showing up were that great...

I've been waiting & hoping to hear news that Radionova and Zagorski & Guerreiro are packing their bags for SA. (Personally, I packed mine today, and I confess that the silver lining the other day when Dabin & Gabby withdrew from SC was that the grid wasn't also updated with withdrawals for SA). Always with the Skate America after the Olympics, I try not to get my hopes up about entries until the actual event. At my first SA, I think we learned that Sasha had withdrawn the week before? And Yagudin withdrew after the SP. It taught me to just wait & see. We've seen almost everyone in the SA field compete this pre-season, though, which is a good sign.

 

[chameleonster]

I've been waiting & hoping to hear news that Radionova and Zagorski & Guerreiro are packing their bags for SA. (Personally, I packed mine today, and I confess that the silver lining the other day when Dabin & Gabby withdrew from SC was that the grid wasn't also updated with withdrawals for SA). Always with the Skate America after the Olympics, I try not to get my hopes up about entries until the actual event. At my first SA, I think we learned that Sasha had withdrawn the week before? And Yagudin withdrew after the SP. It taught me to just wait & see. We've seen almost everyone in the SA field compete this pre-season, though, which is a good sign.

I didn't see any word from Radionova, but as of two days ago Z/G were still planning to attend: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo35tQ5Bez4/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1mso2dig7p4ss

 

[Jeschke]

They are going the Kitty route. Life is much fun without competition stress.

I should have known. The moment I started to like Choi all hope was lost for her

 

[Jeschke]

And by the way, is anyone else kind of surprised Radionova hasn't withdrawn from Skate America yet? I mean, I don't want her to, but after the Russian Cup event last week, I didn't think her chances of showing up were that great...

Radio might go the Pogo-route of last season...
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...or she fooled us all and will slay big time