#TeamTrainwreck 13: Tears, Tits and Tiaras

[Jeschke]

I really have a soft spot for Burak's skating, but boy, the hair

 

[SmallFairy]

I really have a soft spot for Burak's skating, but boy, the hair

At least it's not green anymore...

 

[Jeschke]

At least it's not green anymore...

Are you blind?!?

 

[SmallFairy]

Are you blind?!?

It looked more grey on my screen Blame the stream. If it's really green, well, I have no words...

 

[Jeschke]

Someone should tell posterboy, that there are better fitting pants out there!

 

[Jeschke]

Dannyboy with awesome program imho, quad splat, freaky 3lz3t almost-fall-rescue- and 3a.
Could have been worse.

 

[Jeschke]

Lots of angst for Danny.
3a beauty. The combo fall was so weird. MESS? @Jeschke

Have to rewatch, problem is: he did not even fall.

 

[SmallFairy]

Someone should tell posterboy, that there are better fitting pants out there!

He got them from Angelo Dolfini...

 

[SmallFairy]

Have to rewatch, problem is: he did not even fall.

Yes, I know...it was the best MESS who's not really MESS. There must be some award for stuff like that, he always manages...

 

[Jeschke]

Posterboy skated a 3:17min SP, -5pts deductions

 

[rfisher]

I think that tops Aliev failing to do a 3A in his program.

 

[RoseRed]

Posterboy skated a 3:17min SP, -5pts deductions

How on earth did he manage that? Honestly.

I think that tops Aliev failing to do a 3A in his program.

Those two didn't waste any time proving why they are on the team. There's a reason they're called Our Boy and Posterboy.

 

[SmallFairy]

I came in here to post about the -5
Seriously?!?!
3.17??? I'm lost for words. He's not poster boy for nothing.

Those boys sure are giving us an epic season kick-off. Should we laugh or cry? No way they want off the team. And what's next? Isn't Aymoz competing this weekend too?

 

[Jeschke]

Here you go folks: Posterboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB71hfEm-lI

 

[SamuraiK]

I eagerly await Danny Salmon's season debut. #blackwolfwhitewolf

A 6 point deduction debut. #posterboy

 

[SmallFairy]

A 6 point deduction debut. #posterboy

 

[SamuraiK]

Insta stalking of today

Posterboy taking it cassually as usual. I have enjoyed so far how he just shruggs off his fails but you need to get real soon boy.
french team ready for their debut so much hotness in one pic
Na-Hyun Kim being cute korean casualty
Russia's D team podium there should be an all russian grand prix circuit.
Slavik in california now that Martinez let go he's my new abs crush.


Do-Hard Bonus

 

[Jeschke]

Do-Hard Bonus

Good lord

 

[SmallFairy]

Ok, even if we had tried to think of possible ways for Posterboy to trainwreck his season debut, not in our wildest imagination would we have figured there was a possibility he'd make a SP that's 3min17sec long Who does that?

I've been watching skating since 1994. I've seen people Zayak, Oda, giving the program f*** all, I've seen blades brake in two, skates fall apart because of rusty screws, of course all the costume malfunctions, feathers all over the ice, people falling on every single jump, we've seen epic MESS-candidates and recently-a certain person just dismissing the axel... But never have someone made an 3.17 SP. Just too weird. #foggywolf

 

[love_skate2011]

what about Polina Tsurskaya ???

The Polina curse continues, I have finally come to accept that there will never be a successful skater named Polina
there you have it folks, don't get your high hopes up for skaters with the names Polina, Daria and Diana.

#cursednames

#PolinaCurse
#DianaCurse
#DariaCurse

 

[Jeschke]

Polina#4 status will be re-checked after her GP outings.

 

[SamuraiK]

Tsurskaya is Polina#5 or did Agafonova got forgotten again?

 

[Ka3sha]

Tsurskaya is Polina#5 or did Agafonova got forgotten again?

Shelepen, Agafonova, Korobeynikova?

 

[SamuraiK]

Shelepen, Agafonova, Korobeynikova?

Edmunds..

 

[Ka3sha]

Edmunds..

She is an Olympian and not a #ttw material

 

[SamuraiK]

She is an Olympian and not a #ttw material

But still a Polina

Agafonova and Shelepen weren't TTW material either, they just imploded after growing up in the classical boring singles ladies skating way.

 

[rfisher]

She is an Olympian and not a #ttw material

So's Aliev and so too were James/Cipres, Gold, Brezina, and others.

 

[Ka3sha]

So's Aliev and so too were James/Cipres, Gold, Brezina, and others.

True. But I just don't think that the curse worked in her case

 

[Vagabond]

Poster Boy (ISR) 2018 Ondrej Nepela Trophy SP



Jumps:
4T (splat)
3A
3Z+3T
Time violation

Did he get any increase on his GOE for the shoot-the-duck exit out of that combination?

http://www.kraso.sk/wp-content/uploads/sutaze/2018_2019/20180920_ont/SEG005.HTM

7 Daniel SAMOHIN ISR 70.93 39.83 37.10 7.45 7.10 7.45 7.50 7.60 6.00 #15

Barring any sudden injuries or off-ice mishaps (always a possibility), he will at least get to skate in the Free.

 

[AngieNikodinovLove (ANL)]

Did he get any increase on his GOE for the shoot-the-duck exit out of that combination?