#TeamTrainwreck 13: Tears, Tits and Tiaras

[Yehudi]

This never gets old

http://photobucket.com/gallery/user/AngieAngie0724/media/bWVkaWFJZDo3Njk0ODQ3MQ==/?ref=

 

[SmallFairy]

The doofus could have won since Uno made several mistakes of his own But, that would have been too much. Rizzo is a better skater than Lazukin and should not be happy he ended up in 4th place.

Our season has SO started!

 

[SmallFairy]

@alchemy void some French dancers at Lombardia are skating to a tinkly winkly version of It must have been love! Freed would never have allowed that, she would have brought Roxette in all their glory! How come no one is doing that???

 

[Vagabond]

How is it even possible Aliev did not even PLAN an axel jump on any kind?

Maybe his team forgot that Men's Free Skates have been shortened this season and thought he could sneak in a triple axel as his closing element.

 

[Vagabond]

Rewatching Paniot today, I saw that he landed on his butt only once. Has the ISU changed its definition of a fall?

 

[Yehudi]

Belly Egor beat Voronov in the short

 

[Mad for Skating]

Belly Egor beat Voronov in the short

Oh no I’m not ok with anyone beating Voronov...

 

[alchemy void]

Anyone else kind of over Gleichengauz? We need some new MIMOS candidates!

 

[Cleo1782]

Can Daleman be put on the watchlist? The pink dress? Another meltdown? The horrible hair which I can't figure out if her roots are bad or it's an ombre thing? We all know that World Bronze was a fluke....and well the Olympic team medals don't count.

 

[Vagabond]

Daleman also has a silver medal from Four Continents. She's just a headcase with hardware.

 

[Cleo1782]

Daleman also has a silver medal from Four Continents. She's just a headcase with hardware.

But no GP medal ever... That has to counter act some of her achievements.

 

[rfisher]

No heartbreak here for Daleman

 

[Jeschke]

Boss is back, Daleman is out.

 

[Cleo1782]

Boss is back, Daleman is out.

Expected but boo......... Such a TW, but I get it...Her breakdowns don't break my heart but definitely make me uncomfortable...

 

[Jeschke]

Rewatched the important Lombardia stuff:

LaTuk - Mama is back
Samodurova - Love her.
Sakamoto - Wasn't she the one supposed to skate the SP to some freak dance music or which JPN chick was that?
Weinzierl - Bless her soul. 3 chances left for her.
Serna - MESS#5, MESS#6

Aliev -
Rizzo - This is just a copy of last season for me. Not impressed.
Czech guys -
Aymoz - Wasn't he supposed to skate here?

Z/E - The FS is stunning. Now remain on your feet! RUS#1!
DM/G - A bit disappointed to be honest Dare Vale to steal him and making silly show competitive programs with him.

G/F - Scores
H/K - Have a feeling I might totally love this in this season, but this time something lacked.
BabyBuckland - Old FD? Still

 

[Jeschke]

But I admit I've had thoughts of nominating Kim Cheremsky.

Good lord

 

[Jeschke]

Long live Gordei Pots' fashion input on this train!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mj4T4B0KmQ
#therearenipplesandthereshouldntbenipples

 

[oleada]

Rewatched the important Lombardia stuff:

LaTuk - Mama is back
Samodurova - Love her.
Sakamoto - Wasn't she the one supposed to skate the SP to some freak dance music or which JPN chick was that?
Weinzierl - Bless her soul. 3 chances left for her.
Serna - MESS#5, MESS#6



Z/E - The FS is stunning. Now remain on your feet! RUS#1!
DM/G - A bit disappointed to be honest Dare Vale to steal him and making silly show competitive programs with him.

Stunning?! Were you watching a different program?!

 

[Jeschke]

Stunning?! Were you watching a different program?!

#hatersgonnnahate

 

[Ka3sha]

Z/E - The FS is stunning. Now remain on your feet! RUS#1!

 

[rfisher]

Stunning?! Were you watching a different program?!

He just thinks they're both pretty.

 

[pinky166]

Panoit should just be put on the team after this weekend. He fits in well with our cute Eastern European male contingent of past, present and probably future. Anyone else think the same? He’s cute enough and trainwrecky enough to be Czech!

Speaking of Czechs, do we know why Brezina is continuing at this point? I mean don’t get me wrong, I will cheer him on for as long as he skates competitively, I just wonder why. It seems like he would be a good addition to the coaching staff at the Tomas Verner Academy (Of Cute Czech Headcases). And yes, this institution does exist according to the ISU bios of the two Czech puppies

 

[Vagabond]

Panoit should just be put on the team after this weekend. He fits in well with our cute Eastern European male contingent of past, present and probably future. Anyone else think the same?

I don't think he's heartbreaking enough. At least not yet. Let's give him time.

Speaking of Czechs, do we know why Brezina is continuing at this point?

He has said he wants to compete at Worlds in Saitama. I believe he's got a lot of fans in Japan, so it might be a good place for a finale.

But no GP medal ever... That has to counter act some of her achievements.

We don't work that way here.

Please refer to Rule #1.

Criteria:
1) Skater needs a complete package to potentially be a top skater at Euros/4CC's/Worlds/Olympic level
2) Skater needs to have the ability to absolutely rock one day and splat the day after. Even better: rock and splat during one program
3) Skater is not afraid of breaking one's heart over and over again
4) Skater needs more splat/messy performances than great ones

Rules:
1) Worlds/Olympic medalists and Euro/4CC's champions are not eligible
2) Multiple Euros/4CC's medal winners are not eligible
3) Membership and changes to the Rules and Qualities shall be decided by consensus among longstanding posters in the #TeamTrainwreck Threads, subject to points 1) and 2)
4) The pinky166 is not allowed to make more than one proposal a day
5) Proposals can be submitted in the #teamtrainwreck thread
6) New membership is granted only to current skaters
7) New membership is only granted to senior skaters (at least one international senior competition)
8) Membership can be cancelled due to points 1) and 2), numerous decent skates in a row or not being competitive on elite level anymore.

Qualities:
1) Being a student of Volchkova/Rukavicin
2) Big boobs/nice ass
3) Boobs/belly/nipples showing
4) Mule kick
5) Being Uzbek/Russian
6) last name called Schott
7) Bizarre off ice incidents
8) Coach
9) Costume (-Malfunction)
10) Splats
11) Bizarre Choreo
12) Hair


#rulesarerules
#exceptwhentheyarenot

 

[SamuraiK]

She's just a headcase with hardware.

Sadly , with some of the latest additions , that's what the team seems to be becoming..

#bringbackTTWtoitsformerself

 

[Jeschke]

#bringbackTTWtoitsformerself

No worries, I am back to my fomer self and will rule as strict and bad-ass as in the beginning
Radio and LaTuk remain though

 

[Jeschke]

U.S. International Figure Skating Classic

Paniot - POTS#1
Brezina - who?

LeDuc - Someone ate his dinners The SP, good lord FS has some nice moments, but im am unsure it is a good fit for them.

H/D - Sorry @levineismine but the FD is totally forgettable Totally over-emoted, not innovative.

Korean chicks - 1 worlds spot and with Choi, Lim and Y. Kim already 3 girls I want there. And I have not even started with Park
Miyahara - SP dress Such good skating, who cares about the carrots?

 

[Jeschke]

Pinky

Panoit should just be put on the team after this weekend. He fits in well with our cute Eastern European male contingent of past, present and probably future. Anyone else think the same? He’s cute enough and trainwrecky enough to be Czech!

Clever move in campaigning for him, as he is one of boss' fav's.
But I agree with @Vagabond , no heartbreak yet.

But I appreciate his constant input in our award-races

 

[SamuraiK]

No worries, I am back to my fomer self and will rule as strict and bad-ass as in the beginning
Radio and LaTuk remain though

Translation = Softie boss will remain blinded by the boobs and the hair

 

[SamuraiK]

Korean chicks - 1 worlds spot and with Choi, Lim and Y. Kim already 3 girls I want there. And I have not even started with Park

Finally something we agree on.

I think KOR is just one or two steps from passing over the USA as the 3rd major power in ladies skating and 1 world spot this season is heartrbeaking and that's not even counting You and To who are not elegible. So I think the best is being practical and go with Lim. She is clearly already a judge favorite and has the potential for Top 10 and bringing back multiple spots.

 

[rfisher]

Sadly, for the US, I think you're right. We have a couple of OK juniors and the novice kid doing a 3A, but seniors is looking pretty sad at the moment.