#TeamTrainwreck 13: Tears, Tits and Tiaras

[rfisher]

As long as the hair waves and Tuk posts insta vids, they'll never leave.

 

[SamuraiK]

Insta stalking news of today

Aymoz enjoying last days of summer No longer a dramatic puppy
Erokhov & Kostornaya doing the mandatory cute snapchat animal-face pic Are they also a thing? What's up with this summer?? all the love birds are mating!!
Hot danish coach is not hot anymore
Babouu back on the K&C we need more skaters sent to him!
Savosin not happy with his season debut I have soft spot for him.
Dmitriev Jr doing a Navka impression

Do-Hard Bonus nice style

 

[alchemy void]

Queen U is entered for Ondrej Nepela I thought she might have retired. Four more years! Four more years!

On the other hand, I'm getting just a little nervous we haven't seen Perkova on any entry lists yet...

 

[alchemy void]

Hot danish coach is not hot anymore

Link is broken. Is this Kalle Strid or Martin Johansson? I refuse to believe either could have lost their hotness in like 3 years.

 

[DobrinFan]

On the other hand, I'm getting just a little nervous we haven't seen Perkova on any entry lists yet...

Well she hasn't discussed it with the coach yet
Interview (dated 7/25):

Exclusive interview of Alena

How is your state of health? How is the preparation for the new season?

- The state of health is wonderful! I feel the strength and desire to work and make the audience happy.
Preparation is fruitful. Recently returned from the fees. Were in Italy and in Latvia.

What elements do you focus on more during training?

- The content of the programs is the same as it was in that season, because in connection with the new rules there are more chances to get high scores. Although the off-season consistently made the cascade 3f-3t, and also worked on other complicated combinations. In an arbitrary program added triple loop.

Are the programs already delivered?

- A short program is ready, free program in process.
Now in training I skate the short, and I think that by the end of the week the free will be ready. Too I shall skate.

Will you participate in the Challenger series? If so, from what season will you start?

- I do not know about the Challenger tournaments yet, I have not discussed it with the coach. But surely at the beginning of the season I'll perform in St. Petersburg at the cup, then at the Cup of Russia to get selected for the National Championship.

 

[Vagabond]

Im not in favour of Torgashev but if it means getting rid of Tuk and Radio on the list I join the revolution!!

Eys.

Torgashev doesn't have a reliable triple axel, but then again, neither does Maria Stavitskaya. Heartbreaking, innit?

 

[SamuraiK]

Link is broken. Is this Kalle Strid or Martin Johansson? I refuse to believe either could have lost their hotness in like 3 years.

It's Kalle . He let go quickly.

 

[SmallFairy]

Heeeey, the do-hard jgp of Linz is coming up! We get both Pulkinen AND Shevchenko/Eremenko

(Watch cougar woman put jgp and do-hard in the same sentence. My rep is all wrecked anyway. ) (How old is Pulkinen? I have no idea)

 

[DobrinFan]

Heeeey, the do-hard jgp of Linz is coming up! We get both Pulkinen AND Shevchenko/Eremenko

(Watch cougar woman put jgp and do-hard in the same sentence. My rep is all wrecked anyway. ) (How old is Pulkinen? I have no idea)

He turned 18 this year.

 

[alchemy void]

Well she hasn't discussed it with the coach yet
Interview (dated 7/25):

Thank you so much for the interview, @DobrinFan!

I'm excited that she's trying the 3loop again after 4 years, and also the 3flip+3toe, but I'll believe both when I see it (in the protocols).

But surely at the beginning of the season I'll perform in St. Petersburg at the cup, then at the Cup of Russia to get selected for the National Championship.

So pretty much she's going the Suguri route of only being able to do domestic competitions.

Challenger Series pretty much looks like it's not happening, but I'm hoping for an international C event, like Minsk Ice Star or Volvo Open.

 

[SamuraiK]

Heeeey, the do-hard jgp of Linz is coming up! We get both Pulkinen AND Shevchenko/Eremenko

(Watch cougar woman put jgp and do-hard in the same sentence. My rep is all wrecked anyway. ) (How old is Pulkinen? I have no idea)

You will need an Age of Consent checklist from each country to avoid the prudes scorn!

 

[SamuraiK]

Nebelhorn entries are up

Only 8 men?? Is this an all time low?

LMAO at Boss getting Dmitriev Jr of all russian guys . And No russian ladies or even dance..

 

[Yehudi]

Will doggie make a return at least?

 

[SmallFairy]

Nebelhorn entries are up

LMAO at Boss getting Dmitriev Jr of all russian guys .

I have no idea if that or that he's also getting Keegan Messing is the most hilarious

 

[SmallFairy]

You will need an Age of Consent age checklist from each country to avoid the prudes scorn!

Well, he's ok in my country, so at least I'm safe here

 

[SmallFairy]

@alchemy void maybe Santa Claus cup for Perkova?

 

[Laney]

I have no idea if that or that he's also getting Keegan Messing is the most hilarious

Don´t forget that I also have to survive this. The competition has never been that low before I think. You just can´t say it´s the competition you have to be this year... Oh boy. We´ll have tons of time to walk through Oberstdorf with this small fields...

 

[DobrinFan]

Radionova, new competitive program???
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnCGEd8FfWF/?hl=en&taken-by=lenok_radionova

Amy Winehouse "You Know I’m No Good"

 

[alchemy void]

Nebelhorn entries are up

Only 8 men?? Is this an all time low?

LMAO at Boss getting Dmitriev Jr of all russian guys . And No russian ladies or even dance..

Maybe Russia will add ladies entries in a week or two, like they did with Lombardia?

As of this moment, however, looks like Jeschke will have to save all his high pitched screams for Nathalie Klotz!

 

[SamuraiK]

Maybe Russia will add ladies entries in a week or two, like they did with Lombardia?

That was a last minute change of hear decission from papa Mishin (Tuk and Sofia were the late entries). I doubt he's willing to go through again with the " do every competion on the calendar" strategy.

 

[SamuraiK]

Radionova, new competitive program???
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnCGEd8FfWF/?hl=en&taken-by=lenok_radionova

Amy Winehouse "You Know I’m No Good"

LOL, how fitting.

 

[alchemy void]

Radionova, new competitive program???
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnCGEd8FfWF/?hl=en&taken-by=lenok_radionova

Amy Winehouse "You Know I’m No Good"

Let’s hope so. Perfect choice for her.

That was a last minute change of hear decission from papa Mishin (Tuk and Sofia were the late entries). I doubt he's willing to go through again with the " do every competion on the calendar" strategy.

Hmmmmm. Are there funding issues maybe? Usually the Russians send ladies to every non-North American challenger.

And how is Leonova going to get seeded for the Grand Prix next season without a Challenger assignment?

 

[alchemy void]

I have no idea if that or that he's also getting Keegan Messing is the most hilarious

Keegan and Junior are both on my do hard list!

 

[Laney]

Keegan and Junior are both on my do hard list!

You can have both of them, no problem

 

[rfisher]

Boss better hope the doggie shows up, or he'll be comatose by noon each day.

 

[SamuraiK]

Hmmmmm. Are there funding issues maybe? Usually the Russians send ladies to every non-North American challenger.

And how is Leonova going to get seeded for the Grand Prix next season without a Challenger assignment?

I dont think that's the issue. They are sending men and pairs/dance to the other challengers and you would think that in case of funding problems ladies would remain priority.

I just think that the current ladies on the national team are not so fond of doing lots of pre-GP comps. Med is doing Autum Classic, Team MIshin is doing Lombardia. All the others are in Nepela. Who's left? Radio and Panenkova who is a big question mark if she's in shape at all with all that missing training.

 

[Jeschke]

Attention! Daddy Bossman is back
Love that lots was going in why I was away.

Boss' comments wil appear like that:

1) Random replies/thoughts
2) Challenger related
3) JGP related
4) Torgashew/pressman exceeding his powers related

3) and 4) will happen tomorrow, as it's already ****ing late and I did not watch any of the junior grand prix performances.

 

[Jeschke]

1. Random Bossman replies/thoughts

1)

About her new LP: “the program is to old fashioned music, Liza is portraying a happy woman from 1920-s, she is a young maturing lady, who is pleased with herself and had broken countless numbers of men’s hearts”

Awesome. I can't wait. Good member she is!

2)

If I had enough hair left, I would.

3)

Torgashev is campaigning hard for Brezina's vacancy.

Come on, give your self at least a break of one year

4)

No, we shall not speak of Julia Soldatova here, not even when Daddy is away.

Wise words pressman, wise words

5)

Daddy most certainly would not like it if we talked about Ksenia Doronina and Candice Didier while he was away.

Frightning how goof you me Didier would so damn sure have won Tursy-POTS back in the days! And for gods sake, the Crapova sisters are legendary!

6)
Speaking of Tursy-POTS

Tursypots: Award-winning celebration in the Kiss and Cry, such as Tursy's mom is wont to do.

Not only the celeberation, it's the drama, screams and fainting too!

7)

I only have one favorite skater left who hasn't made it onto TTW, but she's trying.

Speak, I am curious! Name the poor thing!

8)

BP (before Perkova)

Awesome! Just awesome!

9)

Lara Fabian + Tsareva/Shelepen as her coaching team = @alchemy void must be excited

I could not care less about Panenkova, but hell yeah

10)

when he gets back from wherever he is

Malta Boss was. And enjoyed good food and wine

11)

Pogo has changed her Instagram handle. Now Annanevskaya1998

Pogo remains Pogo!

12)

Not that any of this matters at all, but if you’re going rogue and adding Torgashev, fine, but Radio and Tuk absolutely stay on the list.

I am pleased, while I am away, vice rules in his best way!

13)

I love how we get to do whatever we want when the boss is away

Can't recall you have been in our train the last time I was away but still refer to it. My suspicion remains

14)

Red alert! Red alert! Daddy is back! I repeat, Daddy is back!

I wasn't at that time, but I love that introduction

15)

My reaction everytime someone suggests Radionova and Tuktamysheva don't belong on TTW.

OMG! Awesome! And I wanted to comment on jgp tomorrow! How could I know! Legendary! Marilu! Such disgust in here eyes! Love it! Rockstar!!!!

16)

As long as the hair waves and Tuk posts insta vids, they'll never leave.

Word of the day!

17)

Erokhov & Kostornaya doing the mandatory cute snapchat animal-face pic Are they also a thing? What's up with this summer?? all the love birds are mating!!

I love both, that would be so nice. Lovebirds#4238963463
Once more, thanks for your Insta-News!!!!

18)

Savosin not happy with his season debut I have soft spot for him.

But bossman happy with Savosin's look

19)

Radionova, new competitive program???
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnCGEd8FfWF/?hl=en&taken-by=lenok_radionova

Amy Winehouse "You Know I’m No Good"

And wo the **** says she does not belong in here???[/QUOTE]

 

[rfisher]

See! He's already cranky just thinking about Nebelhorn.

 

[Jeschke]

2) Bossman's Challenger related thoughts:

Ondrej Nepela

- Down goes my Erokhov-hope for Nebelhorn
-

Queen U is entered for Ondrej Nepela I thought she might have retired. Four more years! Four more years!

I couldn't have said it any better!
- Bockster is back bitchezzz!!!!
- 935750457 Korean subs and none of them is Park
- Stasia vs Zag and Polina#4
- Pairs fields at CS suck this year! Now almost everyone gets a GP they don't do challenger anymore?
- Love the russian face-off between Z/G, S/K and P/M; speak @taz'smum , was this set up by Russian fed or just by chance?


Nebelhorn
- first thing I have to say: what a small and shitty roster for gods sake! who could blame @levineismine for not coming though i know in my heart, she won't let me work alone through this! i know it!
- love the german face-off in all disciplines; seems like set up by german fed. Schott vs. Weinzierl vs. Dastich, @alchemy void this is the place to be!
- I finally get Schott live (though I doubt she is doing that voluntary, as she usually is not in best shape that early. But who could blame german fed to present at least some german skaters and i like the fairer results in the #eurosrace outta face-to-face-comeptitions)
- Dieck/Müller doing 2/3 of their challengers and chance to qualify for euros that early?!?!?
-

LMAO at Boss getting Dmitriev Jr of all russian guys . And No russian ladies or even dance..

I jinxed it, or? I get Dimitriev and Chartrand, what the hell?!? Of all our there! they better add Kitty later
- at least I get Efimova/Korovin!
- Mari bf will be there, will Mari too cheering for Hase/Seegert?
-

On the other hand, I'm getting just a little nervous we haven't seen Perkova on any entry lists yet...

Sums up very well my thoughts

So, who is in besides @Laney @levineismine ( ) and me for that awesome nebelhorn roster? daughter are you out?