#TeamTrainwreck 9: Next Splat Station: Pyeongchang

[Jeschke]

Boss review Day 2 NHK:

Men
Voronov - Holy shit yes 19th GP, 1st win, I love it! No words! I give him that moment, but I already a sense a repeat of '10, when he has a good season, medals at nationals and is losing his olympic berth in a disastrous euros outing But for the moment: well done old man, well done!
Rippon - German Eurosport: 'Sometimes you can guess the upcoming music just from a look at the costume. What`s it gonna be? Arielle, the little mermaid?'
Bychenko - Unporny with last years program, but edging out Brown
Brown - Hopeless without the porny power of blue velvet!
Deniss - I just don't get him, sorry.
Messing - If he makes it to Korea and neither Elvis or Firus, I will be so much
Aliev - Oh boy, I love him. But those thin legs/breast and small arse. Aaron is double the size. The hair is a mess, he was a -deluxe by definition and I will root in all years to come!
Brezina - this has to be one of the worst FS costumes ever!

Ladies
Med - I said, she will falter, I said it. Lost PCS to someone else, when did this happen the last time?
Kostner - Kinda lucky with the scores, but hell, she's been around that long, that's reason enough to cheer madly for her!
Tsurskaya - OMG, a Tutberdize skater I like Great jumps, love both programs. Was not fond of her in junior years, but what I see now is great!
Perkova - all is said! How wonderful!
Bell - MESS-shortlist
Park - This program does not work for her, I think it even would not work when she'd be landing stuff -POTS-shortlist

Pairs
S/K - #missiongold , all I gonna say! Watch it! #tarasovawho
A/R - I fear for Enbert, I do.
S/B - That program for Luba/Dylan please.

Dance
S/K - Unporny Nikita stays on his feed. Give me porny Nikita with splats back. Way more entertaining!
Danes - Underscored as usual. I have the big plan. End the season after Euros. Then switching countries to CAN to have big fesa support, come back for 4CC's next season! That's how it's gonna work!

 

[Jeschke]

Sima ended up 5th, Kitty 7th at RC

 

[Ka3sha]

NHK Men and Pairs impressions:


Men
Voronov!! Way to go Silverfox. First GP title at 30 and after more than a decade on the circuit . I was teary eyed after his skate.

Brezina: I demand him out of the team right now.

Voronov is the oldest skater ever to win GP event, that's quite impressive


No, just no.

 

[Ka3sha]

Pairs
Stolbova: This LP is even hotter than Hubbell & Donohue's.

This

 

[SamuraiK]

Sima ended up 5th, Kitty 7th at RC

I knew that relationship was bad for our lovebirds. All that precocious teen intercourse must have rendered them too tired for the competitions.

 

[SmallFairy]

Watching men from NHK now, just saw the results earlier! I'm crazy happy for Silverfox, he so deserves it! Way to give Rus fed a headache! More later when I've seen them everybody.

 

[Ka3sha]

Sima ended up 5th, Kitty 7th at RC

I want them both at Nationals but it looks like neither of them will qualify there

 

[Ka3sha]

Watching men from NHK now, just saw the results earlier! I'm crazy happy for Silverfox, he so deserves it! Way to give Rus fed a headache! More later when I've seen them everybody.

Aleksandr Kogan's words at the medal ceremony: "you were on fire"

 

[SmallFairy]

Brezina - this has to be one of the worst FS costumes ever!

And complete with the hair, I thought Dmitri Dmitrenko was back. No wait, he was way cooler. Czech misery. The music of that LP shouldn't have lived to see the world either.

 

[alchemy void]

He deserves to be in a "do-gently" list.

I love him. But those thin legs/breast and small arse.

I’ll let you two figure out what you want to do with Aliev.

Meanwhile, I’ll take Voronov. Seems like such a good guy, I like his dry hair, and he will be encouraging about my autumn weight gain. Also we are in the same age bracket, at least.

 

[Ka3sha]

The music of that LP shouldn't have lived to see the world either.

One of my favourite songs

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

Aliev - Oh boy, I love him. But those thin legs/breast and small arse. Aaron is double the size. The hair is a mess, he was a -deluxe by definition and I will root in all years to come!

I must rewatch to fully inspect the "breast" and arse.

Tsurskaya - OMG, a Tutberdize skater I like Great jumps, love both programs. Was not fond of her in junior years, but what I see now is great!

Exactly this.

 

[Ka3sha]

@alchemy void
I've just seen your #missionmercedes2018 status
Brilliant

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

Bell - MESS-shortlist

Mean but fair.

Is Bell going to happen? I was told by American friends that she was their future...

 

[alchemy void]

And complete with the hair, I thought Dmitri Dmitrenko was back. No wait, he was way cooler. Czech misery. The music of that LP shouldn't have lived to see the world either.

That music is brilliant! One of the best LPs this season! I command you to watch “Candyman” ten times consecutively to atone for this comment.

One of my favourite songs

You have fabulous taste, @Ka3sha!

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

And complete with the hair, I thought Dmitri Dmitrenko was back. No wait, he was way cooler.

I literally LOLed.

How I have waited for a reference to Dmitri Dmitrenko.

 

[SamuraiK]

Mean but fair.

Is Bell going to happen? I was told by American friends that she was their future...

If that's their future they should buy a time machine. US girls are hopeless at the moment. All those years of bland pageanty skating with no b*tch fire has finally taken its toll.

 

[SmallFairy]

One of my favourite songs

Sorry! Just those three songs combined with everything else in that program made me desperately wanting to be somewhere else...

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

If that's their future they should buy a time machine. US girls are hopeless at the moment. All those years of bland pageanty skating with no b*tch fire has finally taken its toll.

I mean... Chicago + WSS + Pogosplats =

 

[SmallFairy]

@alchemy void
I've just seen your #missionmercedes2018 status
Brilliant

Indeed!!

 

[SmallFairy]

That music is brilliant! One of the best LPs this season! I command you to watch “Candyman” ten times consecutively to atone for this comment.



You have fabulous taste, @Ka3sha!

Nooooo, not Candyman!!! But seriously...I put it wrong, I don't dislike the songs itself, but they just so didn't work for me together in that program, outfit, choreo and all... But I'm not saying it's the worst program of the season or anything, as I'm right now watching Keegan Messing....Michael McIntyre on ice.... When will Chaplin be banned? (Sorry in advance, but I just can't take Chaplin either)

 

[SmallFairy]

I literally LOLed.

How I have waited for a reference to Dmitri Dmitrenko.

Dima was king! They don't make 'em anymore like him these days.

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

Dima was king! They don't make 'em anymore like him these days.

Dima and Zagorodoniuk were totally my UKR boys back in the day.

And obviously I loved Freakin Liashenko

 

[alchemy void]

If that's their future they should buy a time machine. US girls are hopeless at the moment. All those years of bland pageanty skating with no b*tch fire has finally taken its toll.

I mean... Chicago + WSS + Pogosplats =

Mariah Bell can never be discussed in here again. My least favorite American woman, I have a bit of irrational dislike for her skating. It's so generic and the epitome of USA ladiezzzzz, like SamuraiK eloquently put it.

Back on topic: dearest Dasa leads after the SP in Ice Challenge. More importantly, she still needs to make the worlds LP minimum TES. I may or may not have left her a good luck message. Do I get up at 6am tomorrow to watch?

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

@alchemy void If you had HAD to choose one: Bell vs Hicks??

 

[alchemy void]

I mean... Chicago + WSS + Pogosplats =

And obviously I loved Freakin Liashenko

THIS is how you do West Side Story at NHK Trophy, bitchezzzzz!!! #FreakinForever #leotardrealness

 

[love_skate2011]

Booo..
miss Tarusina is 4th and will compete in last russian cup, most likely the last qualifier

so No Kitty or Sima at Nationals this year #relegated

http://fsrussia.ru/results/1718/4etap/CAT006RS.HTM

 

[alchemy void]

@alchemy void If you had HAD to choose one: Bell vs Hicks??

Hicks in a heartbeat. I've always been kind of a fan. I love the speed and ballsy 3flip-3loop.

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

THIS is how you do West Side Story at NHK Trophy, bitchezzzzz!!! #FreakinForever #leotardrealness

God I loved her

I had totally forgotten about this programme.

The bobbed hair like a Lego figure

The leotard. The gloves

The wobbly spirals

The set-ups for the jumps that took up half the rink. I particularly loved her flip

...I also love that the only comment for that video is randomly slagging off Paul Wylie

#liashenkolegend

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

Hicks in a heartbeat. I've always been kind of a fan. I love the speed and ballsy 3flip-3loop.

I think me too twitter n all.