#TeamTrainwreck 9: Next Splat Station: Pyeongchang

[Jeschke]

Because they can, and they are hungry for blood.

Exactly!

 

[Jeschke]

It would be the first full 24 ladies LP event that I would dare to watch completely.

33 ladies at Nebelhorn.
All I gonnsa say!
That's why I am boss!

 

[Jeschke]

But the rumors are that the Fed might turn 12 dance entries into 15

Of course, it's the only way to ensure Ilinykh still makes it

 

[Jeschke]

Oooohhh, so that explains the mystery of the 7s for Skating skills...

TM2 managed these scores without relations. But she is a legend

 

[Jeschke]

If certain skaters don't qualify for Nationals, heads will roll.

#kibosh

Certain skaters?
Only Sima is in da team.

Kitty cannot be kicked before being even in

 

[SamuraiK]

33 ladies at Nebelhorn.
All I gonnsa say!
That's why I am boss!

Ladiezz is by far my least fave discipline. I could watch Men/Pairs/Dance events of 40+ entries with no problem but I have never finished a ladies LP from start to finish without falling into a coma.

 

[Dobre]

Only Perkova could have chosen ''Bla Bla Cha-Cha'' for her music

Can you imagine someone else skaing to it?

Yes, unfortunately. Lajoie & Lagha are using it also. (And I think someone else. I really hate this music).

 

[love_skate2011]

Perkova killed it in FS, grandma who ?

I hope that wasn't her swang song performance

 

[Ka3sha]

Tooo many pairs I like but team #SSS for Olympic podium
With Luba/Dylan in 4th and Vanessa/Morgan in 5th

Tooo many ladies I like as well but half of them won't make it to Korea

Perkova's LP in Osaka was a highlight of the entire Ladies event!

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

Team #SSS all the way

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

Perkova was quite genuinely the highlight of the ladies LP at NHK

 

[love_skate2011]

oh yeah, and Susie was happy at the end !

 

[Jeschke]

Team #SSS

I guess I know who you mean, but wtf does this mean?

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

I guess I know who you mean, but wtf does this mean?

Sui
Stolbova
Savchenko



The Queens of Pairs for the Olympic podium darling!

 

[Jeschke]

Ladiezz is by far my least fave discipline.

Tooo many ladies I like as well but half of them won't make it to Korea

Speaking of ladies and not making it.
Of the Top24 at worlds 2015, only 3 seem to be ensured right now making it to Korea (and please don't let me jinx the unthinkable for da Schott in saying this ): Rajicova, Schott and Daleman.

The rest has either retired or is heavily endangered! What a tragic development in the olympic circle
#teamlatuk
#teamlilrose

 

[love_skate2011]

Sui
Stolbova
Savchenko



The Queens of Pairs for the Olympic podium darling!

knew that divaness

 

[Jeschke]

I will review the day later, but this needs to be mentioned now:
I am not done bitchezzzzz!
Hell yeah Perkova! Hell yeah!

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

Perkova fcking knows it!

 

[Vagabond]

Sui
Stolbova
Savchenko



The Queens of Pairs for the Olympic podium darling!

One of those Queens needs her King to pass his language test.

 

[rfisher]

OMG. Voronov wins NHK. He just gave the Russian Federation chest pains. They are going to screw him over, but by God, he won today. The smile on his face was priceless.

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

Voronov

Russian Nats is going to be thee event of the season

 

[love_skate2011]

grandpa won

Kolyada who ? Samarin who ?

 

[alchemy void]

LEONOVA!

New LP personal best!

I'm so proud of her!

 

[SamuraiK]

Yes, unfortunately. Lajoie & Lagha are using it also. (And I think someone else. I really hate this music).

Gorshkova & Butikov's Cha Cha Cha still gives me nightmares after all these years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc6VqABp_fQ

 

[SamuraiK]

Speaking of ladies and not making it.
Of the Top24 at worlds 2015, only 3 seem to be ensured right now making it to Korea (and please don't let me jinx the unthinkable for da Schott in saying this ): Rajicova, Schott and Daleman.

The rest has either retired or is heavily endangered! What a tragic development in the olympic circle

I kinda like it. Like someone said earlier this is a sport first and fierce competitiveness is always welcome. let the strongest survive!!

 

[SamuraiK]

One of those Queens needs her King to pass his language test.

Its because the other two actually have real kings next to them. The third one is a rented hunky commoner.

 

[Jeschke]

Gorshkova & Butikov's Cha Cha Cha still gives me nightmares after all these years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc6VqABp_fQ

Gorshkova/Butikov forever

 

[Jeschke]

One of those Queens needs her King to pass his language test.

King?
Vassal at best!

 

[alchemy void]

Gorshkova & Butikov's Cha Cha Cha still gives me nightmares after all these years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc6VqABp_fQ

Omg that music is amazing! They aren't really good dancers, but those costumes are awesome and they even have Tchaikovskaya in the K&C.

 

[SamuraiK]

NHK Men and Pairs impressions:

First of all, I was sad to see so many empty seats at freaking NHK of all events!! Is it because of Hanyu? I would still go no matter what considering how much those tickets cost. I dont like when fandoms are so focused around a single star instead of the actual sport.

Men
Voronov!! Way to go Silverfox. First GP title at 30 and after more than a decade on the circuit . I was teary eyed after his skate.
Rippon: What the hell is up with that make up and ugly eyebrows on the SP. Does he also want to become our first drag queen on ice . To each hiw own I guess
Bychenko: Hava Nagila?? Who are you kidding?? I still remember you as a 2nd rate ukranian skater with mambo music choices.
Brown: I skipped him
Aliev: *Sighs* a of the highest order. Such brilliant programs, such a fine taste in costume such lack of confidence with the jumps, such a weak competitor mentality. He seems so sensitive on the Ice. I wanted to push Kitty aside and give him a nice hug. He deserves to be in a "do-gently" list.
Brezina: I demand him out of the team right now.

Pairs
Sui & Han They are on a mission!! To overthrone Shen & Zhao as China's most iconic pair and the first step is to make Turandot their own signature. Brilliant
Stolbova: This LP is even hotter than Hubbell & Donohue's. It almost made me wanna cum. And thank gods for a semi decent clean performance.
Astakhova & Rogonov: 2 GP medals and a solid case for the 3rd olympic spot!! Yay
Seguin & Bilodeau: I fear for them.
The Knierims: They are so corny but still I find them adorable. Its a first for me.

Ladies later because I havent watched all yet and Dance beacuse stupid JPN fed thinks is better to save it for Sundays.