#TeamTrainwreck 9: Next Splat Station: Pyeongchang

[Jeschke]

Mari finally breaks her Instagram silence with a stunning announcement.

Oh, this was evil boy, this was evil!

 

[alchemy void]

Who do I have to blow to get proper PCS for Leonova!?!!

Clean skate, but only 7th place. The good news is she is only 2 points out of 4th.

 

[Jeschke]

Ladies NHK SP
Kostner - I warm up with this SP, it took a while, but I do; but question of the day: WTF is Huth doing there in JAP with Kostner? Who is coaching da Schott right now and getting her ready for GP FRA??? #priorities
Tsurskaya - Love the SP! Awesome!
Satoko - Puh, the jumps, the costume, everything: I am not impressed
Pekrova - wuzroobed!!! Judges dropped her under 30pcs this season, even going clean, ouch. Not happy with that she is.
Park - oh my wounded heart Love the SP for her, she is way better than anyone else for that 2nd spot but I fear she can't keep up with TES after this 2nd surgery. Until the bitter end!!!
Nagasu - WTF was your face doing?

 

[alchemy void]

Satoko - Puh, the jumps, the costume, everything: I am not impressed

Lovely skater, amazing spins and glide, but st the end of the day, this is a sport first and art second.

 

[Jeschke]

Side note: Chartrands coach has a real bitchy attitude.
Tsareva the role model!

 

[Jeschke]

Love this SP for Susie and Fedor!
So hot!
#missiongold

Side note: Love how Mozer leans over the boards during the skate. Can someone hand her over a drink next time?

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

Love this SP for Susie and Fedor!
So hot!
#missiongold

indeed.

I am relieved.

So far.

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

Side note: Love how Mozer leans over the boards during the skate. Can someone hand her over a drink next time?

I'd be surprised if she doesn't come prepared. There's gotta be a hip flask buried amongst those poncho's somewhere.

 

[Ka3sha]

Love this SP for Susie and Fedor!
So hot!
#missiongold

indeed.

And people say that they don't have chemistry

But well, they also say that Perkova should have retired like 10 years ago

 

[Jeschke]

And people say that they don't have chemistry
But well, they also say that Perkova should have retired like 10 years ago

Heathens everywhere!

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

But well, they also say that Perkova should have retired like 10 years ago

#blasphemy.

 

[morqet]

Dima

 

[Jeschke]

Men NHK SP

Voronov - costume WTF ; skating
Bychenko - Hava Nagila, seriously? Chait at her best. Not porny today.
Brown - how the hell can he score that close to Bychenko???
Aliev - best narrow chested ginger soldier ever! I love his skating, I love his costume, I love the looks!
Brezina - no comment.

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

My body is SO ready for years of frustration as an Aliev and Vasiljevs fan

 

[Jeschke]

BTW, @Doggygirl wins the 'avatar of the week'-award
#teamelvis

 

[SmallFairy]

My body is SO ready for years of frustration as an Aliev and Vasiljevs fan

I'm with you darling!

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

I'm with you darling!

We will survive the heartbreak together

 

[SmallFairy]

Puh....my boss came and interrupted during Caro this morning, but at least I got to watch the men.

Silver Fox I'm just too happy! <3<3 all over the protocol!
Porny Bychenko - what's that Misha Schmerkin outfit? I want to see your birdy tattoos!!
Aliev - Ginger soldier is trying so hard, and I'm pleased no matter what! Better slay in the free, not like CoR when it was the other way round. Don't even mention Samarin for that second spot.
Deniss- But I blame it on the growing....
Brezina - He is doomed. Judging by the styling, he knows.
Adam - He's so fit! And so And the SS...sigh. Agree the program doesn't have the same impact as last year. But there's the birds to come!
Jason B - Maybe I should just spare the world and keep my mouth shot.....

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

Adam - He's so fit! And so And the SS...sigh. Agree the program doesn't have the same impact as last year. But there's the birds to come!.

I'm bored of Rippon, but he does have a body. #skaterarse for days

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

Jason B - Maybe I should just spare the world and keep my mouth shot.....

NO! Don't keep your mouth shut. If Med doesn't, why should you?!

Tell all.

 

[SmallFairy]

I'm bored of Rippon, but he does have a body. #skaterarse for days

Adam is too pretty for this world, I have always adored him. I'm enjoying these final moments (and his immaculate physique) to the fullest!

 

[SmallFairy]

NO! Don't keep your mouth shut. If Med doesn't, why should you?!

Tell all.

Thanks @Loves_Shizuka for being the perfect shrink and helping me open up and share my inner feelings. So....I'm saying it. I can't stand Jason Brown's style and I can't stand his hair. Sorry. Looking forward to his pj's though. If only for entertainment value. Off running from the pitchfork mob now!

 

[Ka3sha]

@SmallFairy
You are not alone

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

@SmallFairy is that a Michael Shmerkin avatar?!

 

[SmallFairy]

@SmallFairy
You are not alone

@Ka3sha

 

[SmallFairy]

@SmallFairy is that a Michael Shmerkin avatar?!

Oh, indeed it is! I'm preparing for Porny Bychenko's outfit in the FS!

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

Thanks @Loves_Shizuka for being the perfect shrink and helping me open up and share my inner feelings. So....I'm saying it. I can't stand Jason Brown's style and I can't stand his hair. Sorry. Looking forward to his pj's though. If only for entertainment value. Off running from the pitchfork mob now!

I too have opinions of very popular skaters that would possibly get me in trouble.

Re: Jason: That's pretty much how I feel. I do like his spins though.

I think I'm over the rest of it.

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

Oh, indeed it is! I'm preparing for Porny Bychenko's outfit in the FS!

Israeli voidz

 

[SmallFairy]

I too have opinions of very popular skaters that would possibly get me in trouble.

Re: Jason: That's pretty much how I feel. I do like his spins though.

I think I'm over the rest of it.

Oh, do tell! I'm here for you.

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

Oh, do tell! I'm here for you.

I literally got HATE mail once, after expressing an opinion on Hanyu that wasn't full of fawning and worship.

(obviously Hanyu is insanely talented. I totally appreciate him on an objective level. He just doesn't do it for me stylistically.)

He isn't the only example, but you get the idea