#TeamTrainwreck 9: Next Splat Station: Pyeongchang

[Areski]

Porny + Brown = Mind does not compute this equation. As far as im concerned Jason is the most asexual being in the world. He probably still believes in the birds and the bees.

It literally jostled me away from my computer screen

 

[Foolhardy Ham Lint]

It reminds me of Gizmo in her final years

At Four Continents in 2009, a fan tossed her a Where The Wild Things plush toy. She held it up in the Kiss & Cry, and brought the house down.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/7194w0lUYyL._SY450_.jpg

 

[pinky166]

I just need Alaine to not bomb this weekend. Larkyn’s look is just too good and I fear Canada will send her to Olympics if Alaine continues to underperform #slaygirl

Surprisingly nervous for Satoko!

 

[Ka3sha]

Park - oh boy, my nerves! I had no clue I am that invested! #mission2ndspot

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbRtznCA_pn/

 

[Areski]

Brown velvet pajamas are so not porny

Bychenko though...

Don't know what to expect from Satoko. Terribly nervous for her.

 

[Areski]

Brown velvet pajamas are so not porny

Bychenko though...

Don't know what to expect from Satoko. Terribly nervous for her.

I am not nervous for Satoko. But then again I've never been emotionally concerned with her (I have a limited set of favourite skaters). It's good that she's back after this long break forced by injury though.

 

[Yehudi]

Dieck

https://instagram.com/p/BbRjmkcAk8d/

 

[Jeschke]

Dieck
https://instagram.com/p/BbRjmkcAk8d/

@Loves_Shizuka what is it about him, please? this hair...

I prefer Schott's dick!

 

[Wyliefan]

I just need Alaine to not bomb this weekend. Larkyn’s look is just too good and I fear Canada will send her to Olympics if Alaine continues to underperform #slaygirl

Surprisingly nervous for Satoko!

I'm CRAZY nervous for Satoko.

 

[SmallFairy]

Dieck

https://instagram.com/p/BbRjmkcAk8d/

Give me that 90ies photo short story NOW!

#bravomagazine4ever

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

@Loves_Shizuka what is it about him, please? this hair...

I prefer Schott's dick!

I can overlook the hair.

Look at his face!



Schott's dick doesn't please me.

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

Porny + Brown = . As far as im concerned Jason is the most asexual being in the world.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/lu.gif

 

[SamuraiK]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbRtznCA_pn/

Notice Adoniev fangirling Kostner on the comments.. #Pogobetrayed.

 

[Jeschke]

Notice Adoniev fangirling Kostner on the comments.. #Pogobetrayed.

Of course Vik loves Celine, of course!

 

[rfisher]

Notice Adoniev fangirling Kostner on the comments.. #Pogobetrayed.

Who doesn't fangirl Kostner?

 

[Jeschke]

Perkova to skate first? Damn, is she already that far down the rankings?
Either way, it only can get worse after her! Slay Perkova, all the way!

 

[alchemy void]

I can overlook the hair.

Look at his face!



Schott's dick doesn't please me.

I really like Dieck’s hair!

Porny + Brown = Mind does not compute this equation. As far as im concerned Jason is the most asexual being in the world. He probably still believes in the birds and the bees.

I hear that @Jeschke owns a light blue velvet onesie, almost identical to Brown’s, that he wears for “sexy time.”

I just need Alaine to not bomb this weekend. Larkyn’s look is just too good and I fear Canada will send her to Olympics if Alaine continues to underperform #slaygirl

Surprisingly nervous for Satoko!

Larkyn’s LP was a huge letdown. No more OES voids, only OES jumps.

I’m nervous for the entire ladies field, I love almost everyone. With the exception of Bell, who is probably my least favorite American woman.

 

[SamuraiK]

Who doesn't fangirl Kostner?

I confess I used to dislike her.A LOT. One of the very first FS competitions I watched was 2004 worlds where she was awfully overscored. Then I became a hardcore fan around 2008, the year where she was also wuzgifted a silver medal over Nakano (still not over it).

She won me over with her post Vancouver till Sochi career. Amazing program after amazing program during that cycle

 

[Vagabond]

Viktor Adoniev is the Firebird!

#stillrelevant

 

[alchemy void]

I confess I used to dislike her.A LOT. One of the very first FS competitions I watched was 2004 worlds where she was awfully overscored. Then I became a hardcore fan around 2008, the year where she was also wuzgifted a silver medal over Nakano (still not over it).

She won me over with her post Vancouver till Sochi career. Amazing program after amazing program during that cycle

Same.

Kostner also wuzrobbed Perkova (and her perm) of a bronze medal at 2011 Worlds.

 

[rfisher]

The day Perkova has the skating skills of Kostner, I'll buy her a Mercedes myself. And even throw in the pigeon.

 

[Jeschke]

I hear that @Jeschke owns a light blue velvet onesie, almost identical to Brown’s, that he wears for “sexy time.”

Whistleblower!!!

Larkyn’s LP was a huge letdown.

This! Bring the OES trash back, immediately! One of my fav moments this season!!!
(this already brings new ideas to my mind: there are so many great/freaky/voidy moves in this years programs...they long for a poll!)

With the exception of Bell, who is probably my least favorite American woman.

Ever!

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

I confess I used to dislike her.A LOT.

I'm still not a massive Kostner fan, but I know we're not really supposed to admit to this

(I do recognise her wondrousness still)

 

[Jeschke]

I confess I used to dislike her.A LOT. One of the very first FS competitions I watched was 2004 worlds where she was awfully overscored. Then I became a hardcore fan around 2008, the year where she was also wuzgifted a silver medal over Nakano (still not over it).

She won me over with her post Vancouver till Sochi career. Amazing program after amazing program during that cycle

Nothing to add, my story!

 

[Jeschke]

Viktor Adoniev is the Firebird!
#stillrelevant

So is this the on-ice version to the crazy in-flat-choreo he presented few weeks ago?
And WTF is this? A choreo battle with a 7yr old?

Side note: there is only one firebird out there!

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

Side note: there is only one firebird out there!

I'll agree with you on this one.

Though this is my favourite of her Firebird "looks"

 

[Jeschke]

I'll agree with you on this one.
Though this is my favourite of her Firebird "looks"

Oh my, when was this? 2003?
I bet she had 10 firebird costumes at least

#queenmiki
#alltimefavourite

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

Oh my, when was this? 2003?
I bet she had 10 firebird costumes at least

2005 Worlds

 

[Jeschke]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbRtznCA_pn/

Parks inner fed status already reduced to the one handing out mascots?

 

[alchemy void]

Mari finally breaks her Instagram silence with a stunning announcement.