Hallelujah! You and me both.
As it stands now, we’re left with a thoroughly exhausted dialogue of skater A figuratively flipping off an entire country by skating on their park pond, followed by ott drama of skater B changing coaches (gasp) as if that’s never happened before.
At least with some music announcements, we could start to thoroughly dissect and lament just WTH so-and-so skater was thinking when they reliably picked out some kind of musical (or better yet) vocal selection abomination. You know someone would!

Sigh
Eta: and just to be safe... I ain’t naming names!