#TeamTrainwreck 9: Next Splat Station: Pyeongchang

[Ka3sha]

And if he doesn't, we just talk about them anyway. In an ever so casual way.

Shh! It's our privilege

 

[Ka3sha]

Come on @Ka3sha, I know you're secretly a Mari Vartmann uber.

And you can not even imagine, how much I enjoy TM2's skating

 

[pinky166]

Hi @pinky166 doesn't he have to have heartbreak qualities? He hasn't been on the scene long enough for me to have any emotion towards him yet...???...

Just learning the rules here still.

Speaking of Canadians..... I think Reynolds should buy his season ticket.... and he for sure qualifies under hair. Probably more than anyone has or ever will......

Yeah he probably hasn’t been around long enough to be heartbreaking but he kinda reminds me of Jeremy Abbott so I figure it will likely come in time

And Reynolds seriously?! Like I said, one narrow chested ginger soldier is enough! Plus puppy Sadovsky’s splatfest got higher PCS

At this point I’m #teamelvis all the way. But in general Canadian men tend to be a trainwrecky bunch. Nationals will be fun!

 

[rfisher]

#TTW energy needs to shift from the Empress to Sima and Leonova. I can't believe I said Leonova.

 

[pinky166]

Also belated congrats to Anne Line slaying ! She’s very pretty and I’ve always had a soft spot for her. #gotinyviking

 

[Vagabond]

The main and the only one rule is: da bossman should like your candidate.
If he does, the skater is in, and if he doesn't....

The careful reader of these threads will have noticed that da bossman has wisely vetoed skaters whom he likes but finds to be not trainwreck-y enough.

 

[screech]

Hi @pinky166
Speaking of Canadians..... I think Reynolds should buy his season ticket.... and he for sure qualifies under hair. Probably more than anyone has or ever will......

Isn't he out because he has an O's medal (team event)? And his 4CC win from a few years ago?

Sadovsky has been a bit heartbreaking for Canadians - he's been on our radar for years, never measuring up to his potential. At least he's finally got the 3A going.

I'm still pushing for Liam Firus to be on the team. He's quite possibly the most frustrating skater to cheer for.

 

[Vagabond]

Folks, I'm actually on a brief hiatus from gatekeeping, but (1) team medals count for nothing, (2) Rachael Flatt's kid brother isn't Team material, and (3) the use of his name is banned here.

Now, please behave yourselves before da bossman comes and flames you.

 

[SamuraiK]

Ross Miner deserves a spot on the do-hard list!

Never!! Way too guy next door for my taste. He's so vanilla he probably is also a bore in bed. I'll leave him to boss

 

[AngieNikodinovLove (ANL)]

^^^ LOL.....OMG.

 

[SmallFairy]

Can we put Sadovsky on the watchlist? He’s cute and his 4s is enormous, but everything else is quite a mess . Plus his coach has gaudy fashion sense and talks more than Meaghan Duhamel . Also Johnny Weir is a fan.

I really like Sadovsky, he's a cute puppy, but I agree he needs more time to build up his heartbreak momentum. But yeah, that chattering nail lady

 

[SmallFairy]

Folks, I'm actually on a brief hiatus from gatekeeping, but (1) team medals count for nothing, (2) Rachael Flatt's kid brother isn't Team material, and (3) the use of his name is banned here.

Now, please behave yourselves before da bossman comes and flames you.

Thank you!!!

 

[SmallFairy]

Sima

Who's leading the so called Olympic hopes of Wagner and Chen, and a bunch of other people? Love that she's on her way back! I never liked Plushy's style as a skater, but I'm really into his coaching. He threw everything aside and got on that plane halfway round the earth so he could be with his student in this unexpected opportunity for her. And she took it! They looked adorable in the KnC. I'm considering changing my avatar.... Hell must have frozen over if I follow through my plan

Now slay the LP Sima, my crazy cat lady

 

[morqet]

I got a bit over Sima in the k&c. A couple of weeks ago she wasn't even going to Nationals, and now she's 5th after the short at a GP event, very close to her best score and ahead of the other Russians!

 

[Jeschke]

The main and the only one rule is: da bossman should like your candidate.
If he does, the skater is in, and if he doesn't....

 

[Ka3sha]

I was smiling as a fool at 6 am right after Sima's skate
And the K&C was adorable

 

[Jeschke]

Can we put Sadovsky on the watchlist? He’s cute and his 4s is enormous, but everything else is quite a mess . Plus his coach has gaudy fashion sense and talks more than Meaghan Duhamel . Also Johnny Weir is a fan.

Pinky, Hendrickx can be removed first on December 24th; but: this is a good proposal! The canadian juniors bring lots of heartbreak: elvis, orzel, him. Not sure if it's enough for watchlist, but you have me on your side

Speaking of Canadians..... I think Reynolds should buy his season ticket

For gods sake, never mention something like that again ever in here! Never!

^^^Well, Da bossman is cute!

Sweat-talking does not help my friend

Come on @Ka3sha, I know you're secretly a Mari Vartmann uber.

I know you all are, besides what are you saying!
#fashiontips4theworld

And you can not even imagine, how much I enjoy TM2's skating

good transition! where the hell is she?!

The careful reader of these threads will have noticed that da bossman has wisely vetoed skaters whom he likes but finds to be not trainwreck-y enough.

who was that?
i am a wise boss, that's for sure

Never!! Way too guy next door for my taste. He's so vanilla he probably is also a bore in bed. I'll leave him to boss

Thank you

 

[Jeschke]

GP USA Day 2 boss recap:

Pairs:
Empress - Please a(nother) new, memorable ending pose for olympics. and a new dress! and playing safe! thanks! #missiongold
Enbert - holy shit

Men:
Voronov - watch my story happen, watch it!
Jin - Who to beat for letting him skate in such pain? Names please!
Yan - deluxe. Get that hair re-done for gods sake! I fear Mitchell/Johansson will look like that nationals!
Miner - well, this was an udnerwhelming GP-farewell. I hope the hoodie comes back for his final ride at nationals. I honestly think both program could score way high at nationals, if skated clean. But we know, that's a big if. And it would be such a -end to his career, when he finally steps on the nationals podium again and then will be ditched in the selection Thank you my guy. One last ride to go
Firus - Oh boy, it's a shame we are losing him too. So much too love, so much
Sadovsky - - 1st impression
Danny_Salmon - happy he is alreday putting back silly IG live stories online!

Dance:
Shibs - So much vanilla. Like them usually, but so overscored.
Babyitalians - I need that happy end, I do!
Nikita - I don't care what a prick he is, he is so ****ing damn hot (in that case, I loved his protector-behaviour in knc )
Tiff/Jon - one of my fave SD's this season Jon passed Aliona'06-tan level a while ago
Gilles/Lane - Oh how I love the karma here for their bitching! This is what you get my friends!
Hawayek/Baker - Awesome smile-bitchface-switch for the scores

Ladies:
Miyahara - happy for her; unfortunately that program does nothing for me. I love the 'Memoirs of a Geisha' OST but these cuts and pieces are not put together in a nice way. Miki and Nakano had way way better programs to that. Should also take some make-up-lessons from Gabby! But great she seems on the track back!
Sakamoto - awesome layback to start #mikimemories ; love it!
Daleman - I really like that trash carmen for her, so many choreo highlights. Hate her attitude in knc though. Who does she tink she is after one kinda lucky worlds medal?! You will hit reality pretty hard damn soon again my girl.
Tennell - Oh boy, so but she delivered. Who could blame US fed going with her when she skates like that and the the others as usual
Sima - Oh yes What a long way, same like @morqet , I was almost teary-eyed. What a ride for her and what a satisfaction! Go girl! (side note: Bob to that music and the bronze would be EASILY hers )
Wagner - love the dress A skate like that will do it at nationals with the calling.
Perkova - Judges are done with her, the 30pts are past my friends Either way, great performance! #missionmercedes2018
Polina - so much to love I couldn't stand her in the beginning, such a turn around usually does not happen for me! Stunning program! Loved it!
Chen: MESS-shortlist

 

[rfisher]

I just hope Plush keeps her focused for the free. A medal here would be a big bonus, but it's not the prize. A clean skate, even a 4th place finish, is what she needs. I loved their interaction in the KnC and the fact he cancelled performances, caught a plane and made it to be by her side says volumes about Plushenko as a coach. He just went to the top of my list. I'm actually a tiny bit hopeful for Adelina now. Tiny bit, but #tillthebitterend as the #TTW motto stands.

She's no where near the train, but by all that is holy, Savchenko is a Goddess.

 

[Vagabond]

who was that?

Alisa "Kitty" Fedichkina.
You should read your own posts more carefully.

 

[Jeschke]

Alisa "Kitty" Fedichkina.
You should read your own posts more carefully.

Pah, Kitty is trainwrecky enough!
I kinda have problmes putting her in here, if she does not even manage to qualify for nationals.

Her -potential was never doubted!

 

[alchemy void]

Kitty needs a better program than Blah Blah Land before she gets serious consideration here...

 

[rfisher]

Besides, we have to hold that spot for Gubanova.

 

[SmallFairy]

Fashion notes from yesterday:

Enbert looked stunning in white, then he pulled a Dmitriev to reveal some fresh colored fabric and buttons...I guess that's the closest we get to costume change in men... Actually it didn't really work for me And definitely not like Artur worked...

Why was cutie Mura skating in the worlds largest pants?

I want Adam's white bird outfit back!!!

 

[AngieNikodinovLove (ANL)]

GP USA Day 2 boss recap:

Pairs:
Empress - Please a(nother) new, memorable ending pose for olympics. and a new dress! and playing safe! thanks! #missiongold
Enbert - holy shit

Men:
Voronov - watch my story happen, watch it!
Jin - Who to beat for letting him skate in such pain? Names please!
Yan - deluxe. Get that hair re-done for gods sake! I fear Mitchell/Johansson will look like that nationals!
Miner - well, this was an udnerwhelming GP-farewell. I hope the hoodie comes back for his final ride at nationals. I honestly think both program could score way high at nationals, if skated clean. But we know, that's a big if. And it would be such a -end to his career, when he finally steps on the nationals podium again and then will be ditched in the selection Thank you my guy. One last ride to go
Firus - Oh boy, it's a shame we are losing him too. So much too love, so much
Sadovsky - - 1st impression
Danny_Salmon - happy he is alreday putting back silly IG live stories online!

Dance:
Shibs - So much vanilla. Like them usually, but so overscored.
Babyitalians - I need that happy end, I do!
Nikita - I don't care what a prick he is, he is so ****ing damn hot (in that case, I loved his protector-behaviour in knc )
Tiff/Jon - one of my fave SD's this season Jon passed Aliona'06-tan level a while ago
Gilles/Lane - Oh how I love the karma here for their bitching! This is what you get my friends!
Hawayek/Baker - Awesome smile-bitchface-switch for the scores

Ladies:
Miyahara - happy for her; unfortunately that program does nothing for me. I love the 'Memoirs of a Geisha' OST but these cuts and pieces are not put together in a nice way. Miki and Nakano had way way better programs to that. Should also take some make-up-lessons from Gabby! But great she seems on the track back!
Sakamoto - awesome layback to start #mikimemories ; love it!
Daleman - I really like that trash carmen for her, so many choreo highlights. Hate her attitude in knc though. Who does she tink she is after one kinda lucky worlds medal?! You will hit reality pretty hard damn soon again my girl.
Tennell - Oh boy, so but she delivered. Who could blame US fed going with her when she skates like that and the the others as usual
Sima - Oh yes What a long way, same like @morqet , I was almost teary-eyed. What a ride for her and what a satisfaction! Go girl! (side note: Bob to that music and the bronze would be EASILY hers )
Wagner - love the dress A skate like that will do it at nationals with the calling.
Perkova - Judges are done with her, the 30pts are past my friends Either way, great performance! #missionmercedes2018
Polina - so much to love I couldn't stand her in the beginning, such a turn around usually does not happen for me! Stunning program! Loved it!
Chen: MESS-shortlist

LOL, I can't believe how much I agree with you on some things..

Nikita.. wouldn't throw him outta my bed either.

G&P.... I love them so that was hard for me.... what the heck is going on?
Daleman... Trash Carmen
Miyahara... me either, a bit boring for my tastes.
Firus is leaving already?
Miner.... snoozefest
Yan.... I too, thought he could be morphing into the Boston boys or them into him.

 

[alexikeguchi]

Is Tsurskaya on the watchlist? She's not at all out of the running to medal at or even win SA but has certainly had a tragic career trajectory so far. Maybe her splats aren't compelling enough?

 

[Jeschke]

G&P.... I love them so that was hard for me.... what the heck is going on?

Karma striking back for all those shitty comments, as I said. Love it.

Firus is leaving already?

Yap, last season. So no need to get him on the train anymore.

Miner.... snoozefest

There goes your chance for any succesful proposal. I am so sorry.

I too, thought he could be morphing into the Boston boys or them into him.

This is the most naming of Mitchell/Johansson ever!

 

[rfisher]

Is Tsurskaya on the watchlist? She's not at all out of the running to medal at or even win SA but has certainly had a tragic career trajectory so far. Maybe her splats aren't compelling enough?

We don't want her anywhere near the train. Her jumps are typically very good so I wouldn't be concerned about a single event. Her health issues aside, I think she'll be just fine.

 

[Jeschke]

Is Tsurskaya on the watchlist? She's not at all out of the running to medal at or even win SA but has certainly had a tragic career trajectory so far. Maybe her splats aren't compelling enough?

Watchlist spot belongs to Konstantinova.
No hard falls, no crazy costume, no crazy hair, not too much boobs, no ass, no voids, no heartbreak for now.

Having said that all: I really really like her this season, but she is not there yet!

 

[morqet]

Kitty needs a better program than Blah Blah Land before she gets serious consideration here...

Kitty did blah blah land as a tribute to her favourite lady Ashley, and then Ashley didn't even keep the program...