#TeamTrainwreck 9: Next Splat Station: Pyeongchang

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pinky166 said:
Can we just put Peltonen on the team already?! She deserves it! :drama:
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Yes please! I haven't had the time to make a proper application for her, but her skating is so stunning, she is stunning, then she randomly splats, and of course rocks and splats together, as a good member should. Because of her stunningness - lovely moves, such high quality edges, jumps and other elements, (and her ethereal aura) she could be a STAR, but no, instead she keeps breaking my heart over and over. And season has just started... Sigh.

I vote Peltonen IN! :gallopin1:glamor:

( And her Instagram is not excactly speaking against it!)
 
pinky166 said:
Emmi really has it all. Looks, basics, speed, power, jump in her jumps, great costumes, fierce attitude, a killer 3-3. But she’s so inconsistent with pops and splats galore. Then nice skating in between.

I know @alchemy void is a fan, can the bossman be swayed? :drama:
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Criteria:
1) Skater needs a complete package to potentially be a top skater at Euros/4CC's/Worlds/Olympic level YES
2) Skater needs to have the ability to absolutely rock one day and splat the day after. Even better: rock and splat during one program YES
3) Skater is not afraid of breaking one's heart over and over again YES
4) Skater needs more splat/messy performances than great ones YES

Rules:
1) Worlds/Olympic medalists and Euro/4CC's champions are not eligible CHECK
2) Multiple Euros/4CC's medal winners are not eligible CHECK
3) Membership and changes to the Rules and Qualities shall be decided by consensus among longstanding posters in the #TeamTrainwreck Threads, subject to points 1) and 2) :watch:
4) The pinky166 is not allowed to make more than one proposal a day CHECK, but don't push your luck, @pinky166
5) Proposals can be submitted in the #teamtrainwreck thread CHECK
6) New membership is granted only to current skaters CHECK
7) New membership is only granted to senior skaters (at least one international senior competition) CHECK
8) Membership can be cancelled due to points 1) and 2), numerous decent skates in a row or not being competitive on elite level anymore. N/A

Qualities:
1) Being a student of Volchkova/Rukavicin NO
2) Big boobs/nice ass :unsure:
3) Boobs/belly/nipples showing :unsure:
4) Mule kick :unsure:
5) Being Uzbek/Russian NO
6) last name called Schott NO
7) Bizarre off ice incidents :unsure:
8) Coach :unsure:
9) Costume (-Malfunction) :unsure:
10) Splats YES
11) Bizarre Choreo :unsure:
12) Hair :unsure:

:gallopin1

So, what's it going to be? Consensus among the longstanding members, or #obduratebossman?

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And any evidence establishing the presence of one or more of the Qualities would be appreciated. :saint:
 
Nominee: EMMI PELTONEN

Criteria:
1) Skater needs a complete package to potentially be a top skater at Euros/4CC's/Worlds/Olympic level YES, she has top 5 Euros potential, instead she can't even make top 10 at Finlandia. :drama:
2) Skater needs to have the ability to absolutely rock one day and splat the day after. Even better: rock and splat during one program. YES, she rocks, splats, and pops EVERY FREAKING PROGRAM she does!
3) Skater is not afraid of breaking one's heart over and over again. YES, she has stunning programs, looks, and skating skills, she should be one of the top non Russian European skaters.
4) Skater needs more splat/messy performances than great ones YES, although she could stand to have a great program here or there.... ;)

Rules:
1) Worlds/Olympic medalists and Euro/4CC's champions are not eligible YES
2) Multiple Euros/4CC's medal winners are not eligible YES
3) Membership and changes to the Rules and Qualities shall be decided by consensus among longstanding posters in the #TeamTrainwreck Threads, subject to points 1) and 2) YES
4) The pinky166 is not allowed to make more than one proposal a day YES ;)
5) Proposals can be submitted in the #teamtrainwreck thread YES
6) New membership is granted only to current skaters YES
7) New membership is only granted to senior skaters (at least one international senior competition) YES
8) Membership can be cancelled due to points 1) and 2), numerous decent skates in a row or not being competitive on elite level anymore. YES

Qualities:
1) Being a student of Volchkova/Rukavicin NO
2) Big boobs/nice ass YES
3) Boobs/belly/nipples showing YES, she is absolutely :glamor:
4) Mule kick NO
5) Being Uzbek/Russian NO
6) last name called Schott NO
7) Bizarre off ice incidents NO, but her Instagram was really sexy!
8) Coach NO
9) Costume (-Malfunction) NO
10) Splats YES, shortlist!
11) Bizarre Choreo YES, brilliant choreo.
12) Hair YES, her hair is absolutely perfect!

I'm nominating Peltonen because she is a stunning skater in every respect, has flashes of brilliance (her 3toe3toe is almost as good as Daleman!), but then totally falls apart the next minute. Her tango SP at Finlandia was probably one of the most heartbreaking moments of the competition for me.

Also we need more ladies. She fits in perfectly with our current fabulous :glamor: group and is already a better skater than some recently expelled members.

It's out of my hands now and up to @Jeschke (hopefully all the Schott sucking up I've done lately will pay off!) ;)
 
I have no idea what happened to Emmi's IG, she has deleted lots of photos (and some of you can't access it at all?) but there's still enough highlights there. :glamor:

I stand behind @alchemy void void who summed everything up perfectly!

And @pinky166 was not the only one making the proposal, so she should get some slack for her next nominee;)
 
Case Peltonen:
As her ****ing SP is geoblocked in GER and can't be unblocked, I will decide after her next competition!
No complaints please, I am almost won over! Her silly FS splat this weekend worked in her favor.
So after the next competition, I deliver the verdict!
 
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Jeschke said:
OMG, you bring ideas to my (sick) mind :encore:
Krasnopolski, Stavitskaya, Krasnopolski, Stavitskaya, Krasnopolski, Stavitskaya, Krasnopolski, Stavitskaya, Krasnopolski, Stavitskaya,...
She never tried pairs. Time for some change TM2! :rofl:
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That's actually not such a bad idea. Krasnopolski changes partner like underwear but he's a solid enough partner. She just needs to wait and make sure she's first in line whe he changes partener again in the 21-22 season, find a jewish great granma and her olympic dream will come true.
 
Really side note: last few days were hard and emotionally exhausting , so I just wanted to say that I luurve this thread with all those anecdotes, delusional members of the train, splats, Perkova's glory moments and many many other things :40beers:
 
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