#TeamTrainwreck 23: Perky through the ages!

[SmallFairy]

And @Jeschke speaking of Schott....my lutz was there at practice this morning

 

[Jeschke]

And @Jeschke speaking of Schott....my lutz was there at practice this morning

I am so over this!
It’s ridiculous! Get your fuxking edge call girl but show it!

 

[SmallFairy]

I'm watching dance now as a warm up for the guys later. I'm trying to get some work done at the same time.

Today's highlights:

What will Burak's coach be wearing?
What will Rosanov be wearing?
Will Vlad have ditched his crap FS, bought a new pair of tights and gone back to Nutcracker? (I guess not )
What size is Vlad's hairbrush?
How funky will Larry be?
How long will Boss' voice last?
How long will Boss' stock of beer last?
How many elderly people will be viped out in the rink by the end of the day?
Will I live it through?

 

[Jeschke]

Today's highlights:
How long will Boss' voice last?
How long will Boss' stock of beer last?

I am prepared way better than yesterday folks

Vlad going back to Nutcracker, tights and soft purple shirt would made my day

 

[Jeschke]

Romsky practice is ride deluxe so far
(But he is looking damn fine - all that matters)

 

[Jeschke]

Burak going full black FS look

 

[SmallFairy]

Burak going full black FS look

But.....Power of the Golden Corset!

 

[SmallFairy]

I can't write a long recap from yesterday, it would be too much but I have three highlights:

Vlad's Rachmaninoff
Josefin kicking ass
Hase/Seegert! Spitzenklasse!

 

[skatingguy]

Moved my arse down to the lower ranks
4th row. White hoodie. Black mask. #whitewolfblackwolf
Directly at stairs.
2m away from flag so @Hanna is pleased!

#crowdshotsplscameraguy

 

[Jeschke]

OMG what is Vlad wearing for the FS?
This has to be a joke, or?

Dark tights to that vest!
This looks like pyjama!

 

[Laney]

I'm watching dance now as a warm up for the guys later. I'm trying to get some work done at the same time.

Good luck! It never works for me. Always to distraced by skating

Today's highlights
What will Rosanov be wearing?

Zigarettes... I tell you, this guy smokes A LOT! 🆘️

How funky will Larry be?

He won't be funky At all. But at least he's all mine

How long will Boss' voice last?
How long will Boss' stock of beer last?

He's prepared

How many elderly people will be viped out in the rink by the end of the day?

Depends how they act

Will I live it through?

 

[SmallFairy]

OMG what is Vlad wearing for the FS?
This has to be a joke, or?

Dark tights to that vest!
This looks like pyjama!

Different from Lombardia???

https://www.instagram.com/p/CTz59YLoCIf/

Speak! Now! More details!

 

[Jeschke]

Different from Lombardia???

https://www.instagram.com/p/CTz59YLoCIf/

Speak! Now! More details!

No! Its the red and lose pants!
I haven’t seen before!

 

[SmallFairy]

He won't be funky At all. But at least he's all mine

Not funky? Ain't he always funky?

 

[SmallFairy]

No! Its the red and lose pants!
I haven’t seen before!

I was hoping someone had come to their senses. What is that stuff Rosanov is smoking?

 

[skatingguy]

wrong thread

 

[SmallFairy]

Was trying to find some goodies for @Laney
Sorry. Wrong Larry. Larry Loup, though.

https://www.instagram.com/larry_the_german_shep/

(Anyone here loves Drop Dead Gorgeous movie? @alchemy void ? "It's the German shepherd. Aoooooooooooo"

 

[Jeschke]

Mark with silver bomber jacket!
25 Celsius here ä.
Love it!

 

[Jeschke]

@alchemy void check Taschler RD costume!
This is your look, when you ever make it here!

 

[alchemy void]

Senior tourist

Somehow, this speaks to me.

(Anyone here loves Drop Dead Gorgeous movie? @alchemy void ? "It's the German shepherd. Aoooooooooooo"

 

[alchemy void]

@alchemy void check Taschler RD costume!
This is your look, when you ever make it here!

o m g

I admit I'm going through a bit of an early 90s fashion phase right now...

 

[rfisher]

Watching Russian Cup on TV while NHT is on the computer. Samarin's costume makes all his previous costumes look lame. Skate not as good as his SP, but he'll win easily. And he gives the sweepers a hug. Somehow he ended up with a nosebleed, but it blended in with his shirt so it was hard to tell. And, there's a giant stuffed duck doing something. IDK.

Gumennik's costume is really shiny. And, alas, still hasn't sorted out his jump landings.

ETA: That win wasn't so easy after all. More like a squeak and thanks to his SP. Erokov had an excellent skate and beat him in the FS.

 

[Vagabond]

Larry Loupolover has many of the Qualities but meets none of the Criteria.

 

[Immortelle]

Gummenik on the other hand…

 

[Laney]

Larry Loupolover has many of the Qualities but meets none of the Criteria.

That was a big

 

[Vagabond]

That was a big

Qualities:
1) Student of Volchkova/Rukavicin
2) Big boobs/nice ass
3) Boobs/belly/nipples showing chest showing
4) Mule kick
5) Uzbek/Russian ancestrally
6) Last name called Schott
7) Bizarre off-ice incidents exiled by Litvintsev
8) Coach
9) Costume (-Malfunction)
10) Splats not today, but....
11) Bizarre choreography
12) Hair
13) Bizarre salchows
14) Melting down in the second half of the Free program

 

[Laney]

Qualities:
1) Student of Volchkova/Rukavicin
2) Big boobs/nice ass
3) Boobs/belly/nipples showing chest showing
4) Mule kick
5) Uzbek/Russian ancestrally
6) Last name called Schott
7) Bizarre off-ice incidents exiled by Litvintsev
8) Coach
9) Costume (-Malfunction)
10) Splats not today, but....
11) Bizarre choreography
12) Hair
13) Bizarre salchows
14) Melting down in the second half of the Free program

Oh come on! He's not worth to be even near the team! The only cool thing is his name

 

[Vagabond]

Oh come on! He's not worth to be even near the team! The only cool thing is his name

Did I say he was? It's the Criteria that matter, not the Qualities. And heartbreaking he most certainly is not.

#priorities

 

[SamuraiK]

(((Turkish boys))))
((((((Slavik)))))))
(((Zandron)))
(((Fentz))))

I dont care for the rest.

 

[rfisher]

Frangipani is hot. You could care for him, maybe? He just needs to outscore Grassl at Italian nationals.