#TeamTrainwreck 22: Every dark cloud has a pewter lining!

[rfisher]

Clearly the USFS is slacking off and going to really have to start trying harder. They wouldn't even be pewter medal contenders.

 

[Vagabond]

Clearly the USFS is slacking off and going to really have to start trying harder. They wouldn't even be pewter medal contenders.

The USFS wants to skate for itself and isn't obsessed about what other federations are doing.

 

[mjb52]

I've clearly been spending too much time on facebook b/c I read that as USPS and was like "what does that have to do with skating?"

 

[Vagabond]

Less time on Facebook, more time on #TTW. Doctor's orders.

 

[Ka3sha]

With all these news, travels and work, I didn’t even have time to share some impressions from the test skates and now it’s too late and Russian Cup events start today

Slay, Khuda! Slay, Makar!


@SmallFairy would probably like to know that Samodurova’s SP was choreographed by Kostomarov.

 

[Ka3sha]

Also, Khuda’s bio on Twitter deserves a mention here:

That freaking amazing Khuda. Nice to meet you, friend.

https://twitter.com/elizabeth_KHUDA?s=09

 

[Jeschke]

The freaking amazing Khuda.
Priceless!

 

[Dobre]

Members Update


Ice Dance:
Khudaiberdieva, Elizaveta / Bazin, Egor New

Et hem. People are concerned about whether Ignatov has qualified for the team? And just what has this team done to prove they are competitive for medals at the international level, hmm? When I think of all the auditioning that Popova & Mozgov had to go through when clearly they were trainwreck material . . . double standards are @Jeschke.

 

[Jeschke]

Quality 14) Having a well-known love for dying in the second half of the program.

Sorry @Dobre

 

[Jeschke]

And prepare for the dirty drama fight @SmallFairy is giving me when the freaking amazing Khuda will win over S/E this weekend
(Of course both will lose in best manner to daughter/toyboy)

 

[Ka3sha]

5 stages of acceptance of how the things on ttw truly are:

1. Denial
No, there's no such a thing as boss's or vice's dictatorship! We are living in a free world, I can nominate whomever I want to the team, whoo!
2. Anger
They didn't accept my proposal! Dictators! Let's start a riot!
3. Bargain
And what if I put Schott on my avatar? And sponsor her campaign to get to Mishin so she could learn a lutz?
4. Depression
Nothing is working here... boo... Da boss doesn't like my favs... And Shott still doesn't have a lutz...
5. Acceptance
So when is the next Gragon Trophy so we can cheer on Ukolova and Leonova? I don't want to miss this epic event! Who needs Euros and Worlds, then I can watch this, whoo!

 

[Jeschke]

Dying

 

[rfisher]

I've been through those stages so many times now, I can speed walk through them

 

[mjb52]

Are Davis/Smolkin doing Russia Cup? Oh, wait, you mean Morozov/Bagin don't you lollllll, so many daughters.

 

[Colonel Green]

Are Davis/Smolkin doing Russia Cup? Oh, wait, you mean Morozov/Bagin don't you lollllll, so many daughters.

Just think of what we lost when Marie-France and Patrice didn’t put Billie-Rose in training — so many arguments about dance politics in judging!

 

[Amy L]

Diana Davis was wearing a boot cast on instagram for a while this summer. They're back on the ice but who knows if they're competition ready yet.

 

[SmallFairy]

And prepare for the dirty drama fight @SmallFairy is giving me when the freaking amazing Khuda will win over S/E this weekend
(Of course both will lose in best manner to daughter/toyboy)

Well, whatever, Eremenko wins the most important award anyway

 

[alchemy void]

5 stages of acceptance of how the things on ttw truly are:

1. Denial
No, there's no such a thing as boss's or vice's dictatorship! We are living in a free world, I can nominate whomever I want to the team, whoo!
2. Anger
They didn't accept my proposal! Dictators! Let's start a riot!
3. Bargain
And what if I put Schott on my avatar? And sponsor her campaign to get to Mishin so she could learn a lutz?
4. Depression
Nothing is working here... boo... Da boss doesn't like my favs... And Shott still doesn't have a lutz...
5. Acceptance
So when is the next Gragon Trophy so we can cheer on Ukolova and Leonova? I don't want to miss this epic event! Who needs Euros and Worlds, then I can watch this, whoo!

This deserves to be part of the official TTW lexicon.

By the way, folks, things are always blissful in stage 5.

 

[Jeschke]

Khuda!
(((@SmallFairy )))

 

[rfisher]

Khuda!
(((@SmallFairy )))

That's #freakingamazingKhuda

 

[Jeschke]

That's #freakingamazingKhuda

Well, to me it was more #freakingamazingBazin today, but I take that too

 

[Jeschke]

@alchemy void , fasten your seatbelt!
Weinzierl SP: Lady Marmelade (by Christina Aguilera, Lil'Kim, Mya & Pink)

 

[alchemy void]

@alchemy void , fasten your seatbelt!
Weinzierl SP: Lady Marmelade (by Christina Aguilera, Lil'Kim, Mya & Pink)

Oh. my. god.

Finally a worthy successor to the Burlesque SP.

 

[Jeschke]

Oh. my. god.

Finally a worthy successor to the Burlesque SP.

I can't wait.
Declaration of war this is!

FS is 'A time for us' R&J though
But well, she WD's the FS most of the times either way

 

[Jeschke]

And Hatakawa to this

DJ shadow Organ Donor

DJ shadow Organ Donor

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Vice is going back for german ladies!
Austrian ship has sailed! Byebye!

 

[alchemy void]

And Hatakawa to this

DJ shadow Organ Donor

DJ shadow Organ Donor

www.youtube.com

Vice is going back for german ladies!
Austrian ship has sailed! Byebye!

Holy shit. Amazing choice. I'm all in on the German ladies, unless Klotz brings the goods with a RuPaul SP next week.

 

[Jeschke]

Holy shit. Amazing choice.

I knew you would love. The repetitive sound. This could be great or total nonsense. The suspense.

Unless Klotz brings the goods with a RuPaul SP next week.

Sorry to disappoint you.

http://www.isuresults.com/bios/isufs00013944.htm

 

[Colonel Green]

The ISU's 2018 Junior Worlds replay starts tomorrow with the ladies:

Ladies Short Program | 2018 ISU World Junior Figure Skating Championships -Sofia/BUL | #WorldJFigure

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• Trusova's first and Kostornaia's only ( ) Junior Worlds appearance;
• Poster Girl getting that sweet, sweet pewter;
• the end of Kihira's junior career;
• and more!

 

[rfisher]

So there will be loud Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir) accompaniment coming from living rooms around the world? Once? Maybe twice?

 

[Jeschke]

I can't believe I am getting robbed of seeing this live!
She better goes full-in with the costume!