#TeamTrainwreck 21: Ride until the fantasy ends!

[Jeschke]

Bringing this development from the Watch Party thread in here:
UKR puppy #2 --> tragic career turn to pairs --> expelled from federation --> to be continued

 

[alchemy void]

wrong thread

 

[Jeschke]

#babswho

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If you don’t have a baby feel free to use something else as a small weight (perhaps a pet? ?)

 

[rfisher]

that baby is adorable. She could have used Liam. I suspect she can lift him with no problems.

 

[Wyliefan]

Amilia is so freaking cute!

 

[Jeschke]

7) Bizarre off ice incidents

Fame by MBM & Cave In >>> Fame by Narcissus and Echo

Kevin Aymoz on Twitter

“Fame. @MBMeite https://t.co/9aprw7XE1g”

twitter.com

 

[Vagabond]

That video is too short! No footage of MBM lifting Cave In!

 

[Jeschke]

That video is too short! No footage of MBM lifting Cave In!

Maybe because that turned into MESS!

 

[rfisher]

Seeing all these inst posts by the Tutberidze kids jumping rope, Trusova planking (that kid is seriously fit) and so forth, makes me imagine a Rukavicin team's off ice training: drinking, sleeping, watching TV, sleeping, drinking some more, playing video games...

 

[mjb52]

Seeing all these inst posts by the Tutberidze kids jumping rope, Trusova planking (that kid is seriously fit) and so forth, makes me imagine a Rukavicin team's off ice training: drinking, sleeping, watching TV, sleeping, drinking some more, playing video games...

Sounds like my off ice training as well at the moment

 

[rfisher]

Savchenko is offering online group fitness classes. I'd sign up, but I fear her wrath at my ineptitude.

 

[Jeschke]

Q&A on IG of Aliev.
Someone wanna ask about Kitty?

 

[Jeschke]

Savchenko is offering online group fitness classes. I'd sign up, but I fear her wrath at my ineptitude.

Are you having a baby or a pet?

 

[rfisher]

Are you having a baby or a pet?

She has a new ad offering fitness classes to anybody. For a fee. Five students/per session/day. The fee isn't posted. You have to email her to enroll.

 

[Wyliefan]

It's taken me this long to come up with my top ten ladies' skaters (and as soon as I hit post, I'll probably go "Oh, I forgot so-and-so!"):

Cohen
Miyahara
Liptnitskaia
Osmond
Wagner
Samodurova
Medvedeva
Lipinski
Shcherbakova
Kostornaia

 

[Jeschke]

@Wyliefan I love your support of the underdogs

 

[Jeschke]

5 RUS ladies mentions, none of them is Perkova, LaTuk, TM1/2 or the Crapova Sisters --> WARNED! ?

 

[Wyliefan]

Liza would probably be in my top 20, if that helps?

 

[rfisher]

5 RUS ladies mentions, none of them is Perkova, LaTuk, TM1/2 or the Crapova Sisters --> WARNED! ?

Who seriously picked the Crapova sisters????? I get Perkova, Tuk and even the TMs, and maybe even Makarova, but the Crapova Sisters??

 

[alchemy void]

Seeing all these inst posts by the Tutberidze kids jumping rope, Trusova planking (that kid is seriously fit) and so forth, makes me imagine a Rukavicin team's off ice training: drinking, sleeping, watching TV, sleeping, drinking some more, playing video games...

And right on cue, Perkova's latest insta story shows off the Rukavicin team's intense quarantine training, featuring Bella.

 

[rfisher]

And right on cue, Perkova's latest insta story shows off the Rukavicin team's intense quarantine training, featuring Bella.

I'm waiting for Aliev and company. She's always had more stamina than her male training mates.

 

[Jeschke]

And right on cue, Perkova's latest insta story shows off the Rukavicin team's intense quarantine training, featuring Bella.

The poor doggie has the exact same perplex look on his face, as on the day he was given to Perkova

 

[Jeschke]

Who seriously picked the Crapova sisters????? I get Perkova, Tuk and even the TMs, and maybe even Makarova, but the Crapova Sisters??

Getting irony is a hard thing

Side note: I could not care less about Doronina and Petushkova, but of course I cheered damn hard for Ievleva!
Side note 2: Does Gerboldt count too as a Crapova Sister?

 

[Jeschke]

Seeing all these inst posts by the Tutberidze kids jumping rope, Trusova planking (that kid is seriously fit) and so forth, makes me imagine a Rukavicin team's off ice training: drinking, sleeping, watching TV, sleeping, drinking some more, playing video games...

Talalaikina's IG story yesterday was walking a lama with a facemask! The lama, not Talalaikina!
Today, hers is getting a coffee.

I guess @rfisher is making a fair point

 

[rfisher]

Getting irony is a hard thing

Side note: I could not care less about Doronina and Petushkova, but of course I cheered damn hard for Ievleva!
Side note 2: Does Gerboldt count too as a Crapova Sister?

Does Gerboldt count..that's an interesting question. I would say no because she competed in both singles and pairs, albeit her pair results were somewhat better than her singles. Plus, she was gorgeous not that skating is ever shallow enough to consider that an important criteria.

 

[Vagabond]

Does Gerboldt count too as a Crapova Sister?

Yes.

 

[Jeschke]

Does Gerboldt count..that's an interesting question. I would say no

Yes.

So we have Doronina, Ievleva, Martinova, Gerboldt - have we missed somebody?

 

[rfisher]

Petushkova, Naidenova, Biktagirova

Not that they were memorable.

 

[Vagabond]

https://www.fsuniverse.net/forum/threads/say-whatever-you-want-vol-5.68222/post-2451011

The original definition of "Crapova sisters" was Ksenia Makarova's age-eligible compatriots as of November 2009.

Russian Figure Skating Championships - Wikipedia

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This list would apparently include:

• Alena Leonova (Surely some mistake here!)
• Oksana Gozeva
• Katarina Gerboldt
• Ekaterina Kozireva
• Maria Artemieva
• Ksenia Doronina
• Nina Petushkova