#TeamTrainwreck 20: Large Caliber Weapon

[alchemy void]

RUS Nationals wishes:

• @Ka3sha's ladies podium please
• Tuk brings the large caliber weapon
• By the way, if Tuk somehow manages to make Euros team, I will get LARGE CALIBER WEAPON tatooed on my inner thigh. That's how all in I am.
• Maria Talalaykina, Leonova's spiritual successor, makes top 10. This may be the most unrealistic item on this entire list.
• Konstantinova channels her Aurora Games self, including the Malaguena LP, and is satisfied with her skates
• Aliev rises like a phoenix and wins. He also starts a cardio program.
• Tarasova/Morozov win; Tron couple bronze
• Popova/Mozgov or Tiff/Jon bronze
• TAT says "kiss my ass" (or the Russian equivalent) at some point

JPN Nationals wishes:

• Marin Honda clean La La Land.
• Sakamoto absolutely kicks ass and wins.
• Kihira goes back to Beautiful Storm.
• Miura/Kihara give us more Tursy-POTS moments

 

[rfisher]

Ok, I'm changing my Russian wish. Trusova lands all 5 quads and the 3A and says a rude word to all the naysayers that will cause her mother to ground her for a month and her little brothers to cheer.

 

[Dobre]

Stepanova & Bukin over Sinitsina & Katsalapov. I will trade the rest of my wishlist for this one.

I will be cheering for Liza, Gubanova, & Trusova in the ladies event though. And I do hope Aliev will at least skate a Sasha Cohen-worthy program AKA I do not need perfect, but for crying out loud let's not forfeit so many spots that Lazukin gets to Worlds as a sub this season. I would also like to see Mishina & Galiamov have a strong skate. And I would like to see Tarasova & Morozov skate that new LP clean. (I realize this is asking a lot. Hence the priority at the top of this post).

Japanese Nationals. Well, it would be fun to see Shoma defeat Hanyu. Considering the season thus far, probably only a follower of the Team Trainwreck thread would bother voicing this. I will be cheering for Shiraiwa, Higuchi, Takahashi, and Kagiyama. I also hope things go a lot better for Marin than last season.

 

[Wyliefan]

--S/B AND Z/G above S/K (hey, a girl can dream!)
--B/K, T/M, and P/K on the podium
--Alena, Evgenia, and either Liza or Anna on the podium
--Lovely clean programs with no URs or falls from Sofia S. and Anastasia T. (even in my dreams I know I can't have them on the podium )

As for Japan, I'd like to see Marin, Yuna S., Yuhana, and Shoma do well and Mako ditch that hellish Una Voce Poco Fa program, but in reality, just give me Satoko back on the Worlds team and I won't ask for anything else.

 

[Vagabond]

All I ask for Russian Nationals is to have Tutberidze, and stuck on an elevator together and caught on closed-circuit TV, with clips posted on Medvedeva and Zagitova's social media feeds.

 

[her grace]

Russian Nationals wishes

-Kostornaia for national champ
-Gubanova gets great marks and lays claim to a COR host spot
-Our boy makes the Euros team
-B/K win
-S/K over S/B. Edges before O-faces!
-Team nepotism (M/B) nowhere near top three

Japan
-Sakamoto for national champ
-great skating from as many of the others as possible and let the chips fall where they may

 

[Jeschke]

By the way, if Tuk somehow manages to make Euros team, I will get LARGE CALIBER WEAPON tatooed on my inner thigh

Thanks god there was something still coming after that statement

I will get LARGE CALIBER WEAPON tatooed on my inner thigh.

Risky, potential dates might feel fooled

Marin Honda clean La La Land.

You know this seems more unlikely than Talalaykina Top10!

I will be cheering for Shiraiwa

Ah, how could I forget about this great FS (and dress); I need that in 4CC too!

 

[Jeschke]

Boss:

I can't help wanting Morozov/Bagin in #3, just for the drama

Rest:

but skating gods, pretty please, let it be not Morozov/Bagin.

but 3rd dance spot not to Morozov/Bagin

-Team nepotism (M/B) nowhere near top three

 

[casken]

This is the first season I payed attention to Morozov/Bagin after hearing for a couple of seasons now that they are weak and essentially a joke team and... I actually like them? I really like their FD (at least the Minsk version before they rearranged the elements), and they don't look technically that weak to me? Like, I think top 5 at Nationals seems realistic to me?

 

[Jeschke]

We all knew Stavitskaya ditched him too early

 

[dinakt]

My wishes are almost identical to @Ka3sha, the main one being Kostornaia/Empress/Med podium.
Other wishes are for Boikova and K to have a stellar rebound from the GPF blues, and for Aliev to land stuff.

 

[DreamSkates]

My wish is for Med to be on her nationals podium, and go to Europeans and Worlds.

 

[Braulio]

The thread title just makes me blush

 

[Jeschke]

The thread title just makes me blush

You can blush when you see it on @alchemy void ‘s inner thigh! No second earlier!

 

[Ka3sha]

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(we should have started new thread today probably )

 

[Sylvia]

Any link to RUS and JPN nationals rosters pretty please???

I just re-posted all the nationals entries in the JPN news thread in GSD for those without kiss & cry access: https://www.fsuniverse.net/forum/th...eason-news-updates.105719/page-8#post-5709998

 

[SamuraiK]

I just re-posted all the nationals entries in the JPN news thread in GSD for those without kiss & cry access: https://www.fsuniverse.net/forum/th...eason-news-updates.105719/page-8#post-5709998

thanks a lot.

 

[anonymoose_au]

Liza lands her quads and triple axels and wins Nationals and the camera pans to Eteri's face, then Tarasova's face and then Plushenko's face. That's my wish.

I feel like Plushy wouldn't hate that result, I mean they'll be quads and 3As!

Eteri's face in that situation would be absolute GOLD though.

 

[alchemy void]

You can blush when you see it on @alchemy void ‘s inner thigh! No second earlier!

Alternatively, blushing will be permitted when moves like this are unleashed in two weeks.

 

[SmallFairy]

This bitch better show up! He's teased me too many times before, yet I still always come back for more.

If Kötting shows up, you'll tattoo him bellydancing on your other inner thigh!

 

[SmallFairy]

Alternatively, blushing will be permitted when moves like this are unleashed in two weeks.

And this

 

[SmallFairy]

Just watched the draw from Japanese nationals. Daisuke CRAZY HANDSOME. Of course I voted for him in the PSOTY. I love Sørensen, but man, those guys winning are all the same. DAI WUZROBBED! (And I know for many of you Han Yan as well. We should riot!)

 

[robinhood]

I voted for Daisuke also! Sorensen is a big Viking man but too vanilla for me. I voted Daisuke, who should have it by now, Cave in and Han Yan!

 

[Jeschke]

I voted for Daisuke also! Sorensen is a big Viking man but too vanilla for me. I voted Daisuke, who should have it by now, Cave in and Han Yan!

3 votes?
Greedy!

 

[Jeschke]

If Kötting shows up, you'll tattoo him bellydancing on your other inner thigh!

The picture in my head

 

[alchemy void]

Just watched the draw from Japanese nationals. Daisuke CRAZY HANDSOME. Of course I voted for him in the PSOTY. I love Sørensen, but man, those guys winning are all the same. DAI WUZROBBED! (And I know for many of you Han Yan as well. We should riot!)

I voted for Daisuke also! Sorensen is a big Viking man but too vanilla for me. I voted Daisuke, who should have it by now, Cave in and Han Yan!

Totally. Sorensen is hot, but oh so generic. I may or may not have used several different accounts to vote for Han Yan. Dai is hot too.

We could always do a TTW PSOTY this off season.

If Kötting shows up, you'll tattoo him bellydancing on your other inner thigh!

I love tattoos on guys, but don't have any myself. Yet.

 

[rfisher]

I love tattoos on guys, but don't have any myself. Yet.

And, the odds are you still won't come Europeans.

 

[Laney]

The picture in my head

We know you'd rather see TAT in a bikini, so think of her instead I hope you have enough kleenex at home

 

[Vagabond]

We could always do a TTW PSOTY this off season.

Please, no. We constantly have a TTW Porny Skater of the Moment. That is enough!

 

[Jeschke]

Please, no. We constantly have a TTW Porny Skater of the Moment. That is enough!

This post encourages me even more to do it