#TeamTrainwreck 14: "I Don't Care. #StillHere"

[SmallFairy]

Can't believe Kaori bombed
I haven't seen it yet, haven't seen anything. If she can kickass the FS, maybe she can pull up enough???
Lil Sis slays! What if she stays on the podium? I really want an OES from Belgium winning medals that can actually move! (KVDP ALMOST KILLED ME! HE'S GOT EURO MEDALS AND DAVYDOV HASN'T!!!)

 

[Jeschke]

Bossman GP FIN Ice Dance SD recap:

K/N - I have a soft spot for Shari/Mari's man, but I fear their way will lead straight to Universiade again Skating GP is great for them though! #teamgermany
T/V - The program is a clever thing, it really builds well towards the end! Totally liked the 2nd half
P/M - What happened to Betty's hair? Looks better though Her miming is top notch What is @shah saying?
M/D - Can't help, I like this RD Love the #germaneurosrace
T/F - He is so distracting. This is not a good match imho.
C/P - He is so over the top, way too much buddy! Again not a good match imho. Sorry Carreira.
H/K - Did not like that at all
S/B - That look on both Really liked that
MCN/C - I just can't with those 2. They do way better this season than expected by me though.
G/F - Hell yeah They are ready to play this season

 

[Jeschke]

The tale of Stanislava and the flip

#threadtitlealert

 

[Jeschke]

Stanislava forgot her passport yesterday, missed the train to Helsinki, so her mom had to drive her there by car
https://www.sports.ru/figure-skating/1068402563.html?sl=1

I wanna see that dedication of @taz'smum next week getting her brood to Japan

 

[shah]

Bossman GP FIN Ice Dance SD recap:


P/M - What happened to Betty's hair? Looks better though Her miming is top notch What is @shah saying?

I accept both her hair and this RD . Wish I could say the same about his hairdo and tattoos... #firstworldproblems

Btw, I can't believe I'm writing this - I actually enjoy Guignard/Fabbri this season!

 

[mjb52]

And Enbert, sorry faint-hearted's, is so damn ****able

FINALLY the update I've been looking for (I was too to inquire directly though).

 

[Mad for Skating]

And that at your age. Poor kid.

I joined the Stolbova/Klimov fandom at the age of 11. I know all there is to know about male pair skaters’ shoulder injuries #TwistsFromHell

 

[Jeschke]

Btw, forgot this: big shoutout to the cameraguys and the director of GP FIN, awesome Slow-Mo's and coach-impressions caught!

 

[taz'smum]

I wanna see that dedication of @taz'smum next week getting her brood to Japan

One step ahead of you, private jet chartered and on standby in Moscow, just in case

Though talking of dedication, Angelique's mum once drove her from France to Croatia for a Junior competition, as at that time she couldn't take a plane with only a Russian passport.

 

[taz'smum]

Btw, I can't believe I'm writing this - I actually enjoy Guignard/Fabbri this season!

I am so happy for them, they have always been under marked IMO, just because they don't tick the standard boxes.
I remember seeing them live some years ago, and was really impressed with their technique, flow and speed across the ice.
Now they have really upped their game, they are for me up there with the elite this season!!
I'd love to see them on top of the podium!
(and love even more to hear 's reaction!)

 

[Ka3sha]

I wanna see that dedication of @taz'smum next week getting her brood to Japan

Well, if they leave next week, they should be just on time for Saitama Worlds

 

[taz'smum]

Well, if they leave next week, they should be just on time for Saitama Worlds

Only to get there and find that they aren't even on the team for Worlds

 

[Ka3sha]

(and love even more to hear 's reaction!)

She is so unpredictable and changes her mind after each event
Her love for Bukin is the only permanent thing

 

[Jeschke]

Only to get there and find that they aren't even on the team for Worlds

And Morozov/Bagin are

 

[Jeschke]

Her love for Bukin is the only permanent thing

Can't blame her for that

 

[Jeschke]

Shibnev is back, skating with Loboda 4th Russian Cup

 

[Jeschke]

Bossman GP FIN Men SP recap:

Overall: Lazukin was so robbed
Harris - #teamnewberry
Lazukin - Quad to die for The most I saw him ever perform. Seems like he got some private lessons by LaTuk
Krasnozhin - I am such a sucker for -3lo-combos This sing-along And of the most hilarious choreo highlights of the season (provided by @alchemy void ) Totally my type, give him some years
Cha - I need him going to the hair stylist of Demirboga
Virtanen - I expect do-hard-mentions of vice for the coaches, the unknown one and Ballester (Edit: pbp mention by vice was already made )
Brezina - That bastard Stunning 4-3, one of the best ever! Hell yeah! Score #missiongpffinal
Jin - #splatordie in the combo Performance
Tanaka - #teamtomonow
Hanyu - I will never be his biggest fan, but I appreciate what he puts on the ice and that he is still going on
Bychenko - No quad, no Chait, @pinky166 is next in line to depart him
Kolyada - A classic trainwreck (with too many medals bouncing 'round his neck) Chebotareva's face

 

[Ka3sha]

Recap:
Michal
Mikhail

 

[alchemy void]

Helsinki pairs LP recap:

Praying that Boikova/Kozlovskii and Mishina/Galiamov medal at Nationals, because Pavliuchenko/Khodykin's LP is way too dreadful for even my low standards of taste, and Zabiiako's LP is a dirge that feels 5 minutes long.

 

[pinky166]

Can we get Kolyada on the team already? He clearly belongs

 

[Vagabond]

Kolyada - A classic trainwreck (with too many medals bouncing 'round his neck) Chebotareva's face

The phrase "too many medals bouncing 'round his neck" seems clear enough, and yet....

Can we get Kolyada on the team already? He clearly belongs

There is a reason why you are the Charter Member of the Fans' Auxiliary.

 

[alchemy void]

@pinky166 your avatar always makes me smile

 

[oleada]

Btw, forgot this: big shoutout to the cameraguys and the director of GP FIN, awesome Slow-Mo's and coach-impressions caught!

Not all heroes wear capes

Helsinki pairs LP recap:

Praying that Boikova/Kozlovskii and Mishina/Galiamov medal at Nationals, because Pavliuchenko/Khodykin's LP is way too dreadful for even my low standards of taste, and Zabiiako's LP is a dirge that feels 5 minutes long.

I’m prepared for a dark sacrifice to make this happen.

 

[Mad for Skating]

Helsinki pairs LP recap:

Praying that Boikova/Kozlovskii and Mishina/Galiamov medal at Nationals, because Pavliuchenko/Khodykin's LP is way too dreadful for even my low standards of taste, and Zabiiako's LP is a dirge that feels 5 minutes long.

Never fear, we get the debut of Stolbova/Novoselov next year!

 

[alchemy void]

I’m prepared for a dark sacrifice to make this happen.

Same! Let's start with Mari Vartmann's instagram.

#blatantlytrollingJeschke

 

[Jeschke]

Bossman GP FIN Pairs FS recap:

B/M - I love love love the 2046 soundtrack, but their skating is way too flat for that!
S/K - Awesome look and music choice I really have a soft spot for them, but unfortunately this was a mess, again.
R/K - Another warmed-up program
S/B - German ES: 'Next:figure skating granny. ice is preserving' Stellato with best Marilu-knc-imitation in the knc
P/K - Future of russian pair skating looks finally great again So many 'junior' teams with potential. Awesome.
Z/K - ****ed up the final lift again I wonder how often that one works in the runthroughs actually , as both times it seemed totally hopeless!
DM/G - Awesome music choice for them Unfortunately the choreo felt kinda flat though Hope with more mileage this will be better. I really need them with a euros medal, I really do! Awesome stares by Mauri
Z/E - Awesome look So many DivaVera-vibes today This is a really good FS for them! If they add more drama to it, this will be totally stunning by worlds!

 

[Ka3sha]

Stasia

 

[alchemy void]

Stasia

She was great today. And somehow I found myself vigorously defending her in the pbp.

 

[Jeschke]

Bossman GP FIN Ladies FS recap:

Overall: Of course Stasia ****ed up my predicitions pretty bad! But I'll take that gladly!
Hongo - Girl is not ready to give up yet
Lindfors - She is on a mission this season, I have a feeling Costume to LesMis
Wang - Such a classic Wang-skate So many great qualities, but such a after all.
Kim - Simple Song#3 Give this music to Kostner, this could be a masterpiece! Kim will have a fight to even make it to 4CC's, but great for her she got away with WS points coming in as a sub
Sakamoto - This was just brilliant, I love the intensity of the program in the end A bit focused, but who can blame her after yesterday. JPN ladies will be horror for me, I want almost everyone to make it to worlds
Peltonen - #finnishbattleroyale 0-2
Konstantinova1 - Take this haters!?????? #missiongpf bitchezzzz
Konstantinova2 - Hate the new dress! What happened to the hair? Stasia has such great musicality, unfortunately it was only seen after the final flip, very cautious and focused before. Steps lv4 I love love love the combo spin How many ending poses did this program already have? Lovely reaction in the knc
Panenkova - Good rebounce after that messy start! I admit, I think I became a fan! ?Butcherd on PCS
Zagitova - That dress is everything Work win! Galustyan and Gede are proud
Shiraiwa - Keeps her in the mix with SB for 2019/20 GP season #teamuniversiade
Hendrickx - I admit, I like the vibe of that FS, way better than the SP!

 

[Jeschke]

Can we get Kolyada on the team already? He clearly belongs

@pinky166 I love that you are back with a classic pinky post
In honour of that, classic bossman answer: No! ??‍