#TeamTrainwreck 14: "I Don't Care. #StillHere"

[SmallFairy]

Pairs:

Hase/Seegert-
They have improved soooo much, they have cleaned up everything and it's so nice to see the joy afterwards-feeling of hard work paying off. Really liked the program. Their top three mo-ha-ha, everyone's predictions down the drain??

D/N-loved her pink dress. Classic and clean, enjoyed it.
H/B-agree Malagueña was a bad choice, but at least it brings 90ies voids. Too slow and nowhere near fierce enough.
W/M-liked the cover of Come together. That's the best I can say.
Knierims-They skate so heavy. Salchow the least in synch since...ok, tried to come up with someone, but couldn't.
E/K-refreshing with some better speed. Like them. Not that special yet.
C/LD-another gorgeous pink dress shameless tribute to Aljona and Bruno's SP. their ok fun, quite liked it.
T/M-Evgenia's dress program could have been worse. That's good when it comes to them.

 

[SmallFairy]

Do-hard bonus of the night-Chen, Ponsart, Ginger

We're being robbed of c/o-coach Rico Rex

 

[SmallFairy]

Things you learn reading the ISU bios: Morozov's vk url is vanillla_boy

 

[Jeschke]

That 4S+3T, 1F, 3A (two-footed) was the very essence of #TTW.

I cannot agree more

He'll be in a good mood since H/S beat his beloved Mari's ex.

Someone knows how to play the game

I would post something like this:
...
but Daddy might throw a fit, and we wouldn't want that.

So much obedience and consideration will be rewarded.



So, as I am in a good mood today and I (for once) won't stand against the mass' will, Brezina joins the illustrious company of Mari Vartmann and Sofia Biryukova, managing a re-entry into the train; congrats buddy
(though we all know, it's only going downhill from here )

Members-Update:

-Patron-Saint:
Nevskaya, Anna

Ladies:
Gold, Gracie
Konstantinova, Stanislava
Lecavelier, Laurine
Leonova, Alena
Park, So-Youn
Radionova, Elena
Sakhanovich, Serafima
Schott, Nicole
Tuktamysheva, Elizaveta

Men:
Aliev, Dmitri
Aymoz, Kévin
Březina, Michal Re-Entrance
Nadeau, Nicolas
Sadovsky, Roman
Samohin, Daniel

Pairs:
Peng, Cheng / Jin, Yang

Ice Dance:
Fournier Beaudry, Laurence / Sorensen, Nikolaj

 

[Jeschke]

Detailed bossman review later. Food now.

 

[Ka3sha]

 

[Mad for Skating]

I am not a fan of Satoko either. I thought I was the only one! I don't hate her or anything she just doesn't wow me ever. Wakaba is so much more interesting.

WE MUST BE SOULMATES!!! (No actually I have some friends who agree).

Vanessa James costume reveal

https://www.instagram.com/p/BpHwoc7AsEz/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1fijd6dyvlady

DAAAAAAAANG!

Did Panenkova change her SP or was it 'Skyfall' all season long?
Tsareva looks awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yXX08HG1vM

It’s always been Skyfall; I remember because I was so happy when I found out

Insta Stalking SA preview special edition
(Im so excited. Finally the season with HD video and good camera angles begin )

Ladies Practice pics Polina the Fifth and Sofia the 2nd among others
Tiffany & Jhon mission bronze begins goog luck!
Hubbell & Donohue sex on ice!!!
Belbin & Agosto making a comeback! My first ice dance team crush
Vincent signing autographs I prefer him soo much over Chen.
No contenders but big shout out to Manta & Johsnon our first openly LGBT competitive couple ever!

Do-Hard Bonus

Madison. Freaking. Hubbell. That. Dress.

Also, as a bi girl, can I just say I’m so happy about Manta and Johnson? I’ve been waiting so long for a LGBT female skater to root for and she’s finally here! (Her coming out story was actually a huge inspiration for me btw)

 

[rfisher]

Slay Michal! You can do it, pretty boy.

I'm not stupid, however, and did not pick him for the podium in the prediction contest. Of course, he could, in true #TTW form, land in 2nd place and send my predictions to the bottom where they usually are.

I am the oracle.

 

[Jeschke]

Sima ending up 4th at RC; that's pretty sure not enough for the Hunger Games.
You all know what's coming then...
#finalcurtainstation

 

[rfisher]

It's hard being a Russian ladies uber. You better like them when you can because they'll be gone tomorrow.

 

[alchemy void]

@Vagabond I love your avatar!

I'm totally watching Halloween Cup later this morning. Both siblings are in medal position!

 

[Jeschke]

I think Bossman must love this team. It’s like Ross Miner paired up with Lutricia Bock

Pinky, I love you!

Mari’s totally laughing her ass off and taking a shot of whiskey at that 53.

With me sitting next to here


Vice on LeDuc!

Just call him daddy.

Sacrilege

Knierims
She looks fierce! He looks dumb.

Best description! ****ing up the starting pose, you can give up already.

personally, I don't think any costume should expose a bare belly. Please wear an undergarment, Jimmy

I now know who commentated GordeiPots-Golden-Spin-nipple!

Half the reason I watch men’s...

Slut!

#romsky&elvis4worlds

Rizzzzzzzzzzzo
Sorry. Can’t get into it.

it?

Do-Hard Award - Korovin!!!

Move away bitch!

 

[Jeschke]

Bossman SA Day 1 recap:

Pairs:
What a shit event, not that we are surprised.

T/M - I need a chinese podium sweep in Saitama.
E/K - He is so hot I love them so much, but we all know, what's going to happen. They won't stand a chance making the team Medal please!
H/S - Holy shit yes! So much improved. Hold your nerves folks, slay!
LeDuc - So over the top; too much dinner for him.
Knierims - The dumbest face in the starting pose ruined everything before it began. Magician Empress ain't.
H/B - Mari's voodoo doll striked again. He needs to get rid of the white hair spots, so distracting. Positive note: her constant Dastich-like-fake-smile has gone. At least.
USA3/CAN - who?

Men:

Chen - Hair is too much (((@alchemy void ))) Not sure what to think of the program. Nicely sold.
Brezina - That ol' dirty bastard! @rfisher
Yee - So vanilla.
Voronov - That costume
Rizzo - This SP is so good; the look so classy. Awesome.
Zhou - I kinda liked that
Ma - Over the top. But belly I approve.
Ponsart - I still don't get it how Bell managed to get him Btw, even with the mistakes, I think he is the only skated getting kicked off the train because of being too bad who actually got better afterwars
Ngyuen - Oh boy.
Bychenko - @pinky166 what have you done to him?
Kvitelashvili - Not even hot anymore.
Reynolds - Silent I am.

 

[rfisher]

The most interesting part of the pairs SP was the absence of Savchenko. Tanith and Andrea Joyce mentioned several times that no one knew why she wasn't there and the Ks weren't talking. Clearly, she and Bruno weren't doing a show as that would be easy to verify. Has the new collaboration already come to an end? I suspect she expects students to show the same determination she had and they clearly do not. But, lack of information is

I can only imagine she and Stolbova working together. The SP she gave to the Ks would have been amazing skated by Stolbova/Klimov.

 

[morqet]

If you thought the pairs SP was back, I can only imagine what a disaster the FS will be with less than 24 hours between the two events

 

[Jeschke]

If you thought the pairs SP was back, I can only imagine what a disaster the FS will be with less than 24 hours between the two events

I don't care if in the end H/S and E/K will end up on the podium.
Damn, now I said it

 

[Vagabond]

Brezina, Michal Re-Entrance

But while there is no "I" in "team," there is a háček in "Březina."

 

[pinky166]

But while there is no "I" in "team," there is a háček in Březina.

When there are boxes to click, Brezina likes a Czech

I want him back on the team

Also regarding Bychenko, give the boy a break, he clearly fasted intensely during Yom Kippur and then partied too hard on Rosh Hashanah. That was only a month ago!!

Plus at least he’s not last

 

[rfisher]

When there are boxes to click, Brezina likes a Czech

I want him back on the team

Also regarding Bychenko, give the boy a break, he clearly fasted intensely during Yom Kippur and then partied too hard on Rosh Hashanah. That was only a month ago!!

Plus at least he’s not last

He was also injured and it's harder to recover at his advanced age.

 

[pinky166]

He was also injured and it's harder to recover at his advanced age.

I agree! We need to give him a chance to get better! #teambychalways

 

[Vagabond]

Also regarding Bychenko, give the boy a break, he clearly fasted intensely during Yom Kippur and then partied too hard on Rosh Hashanah.

Oy vey, pinky! Hebrew may be written backwards, but Rosh Hashanah always comes before Yom Kippur!

 

[pinky166]

Oy vey, pinky! Hebrew may be written backwards, but Rosh Hashanah always comes before Yom Kippur!

Hey I’m only quarter Jewish technically and have been raised Catholic my whole life! If you reverse the order it still makes sense

 

[Jeschke]

Ukrainian Puppy #1 Pavlov international outing in pairs

17TES in SP
27TES in FS

Death Spiral no points in both segments.
Dead last.
Oh boy.

 

[Vagabond]

Hey I’m only quarter Jewish technically and have been raised Catholic my whole life! If you reverse the order it still makes sense

It's really better to party on Simchat Torah than on Rosh Hashanah, though.

http://www.jewfaq.org/holiday6.htm

Drinking is also common during this time; in fact, a traditional source recommends performing the priestly blessing earlier than usual in the service, to make sure the kohanim are not drunk when the time comes!

 

[Jeschke]

1930's Belorussian Updates:
FS at Ice Star Minsk:
2a fall
3lo< fall
3t<< fall
2s
2t
3s<< fall
1a

22tes, -6deductions

That is so -POTS and we have no footage!
Ice Star Minsk

 

[Vagabond]

Her packaging is 1930's, but her program content is late 1980's.

 

[SamuraiK]

Can we have a TTW award for most WTF costume of the season?

If soo. Voronov is leading... that patched grandma tablecloth outfit is up with his soccer ball costume in the hall of fame of skating disasters..

 

[SamuraiK]

Ukrainian Puppy #1 Pavlov international outing in pairs

17TES in SP
27TES in FS

Death Spiral no points in both segments.
Dead last.
Oh boy.

Its not too late to switch back to singles. Shmuratko still junior and Paniot keeps giving POTS entries all the time.

 

[AngieNikodinovLove (ANL)]

It pains me DEEPLY to even utter this thought..... DEEPLY!

But are..... Knierims.... worthy of TTW?

I think they tick off most requirements...... especially odd off ice stuff.....

 

[AngieNikodinovLove (ANL)]

Can we have a TTW award for most WTF costume of the season?

Ummmm...helllooooo....

I created this thread 3 weeks ago.... lets get back to it. LOL....