#TeamTrainwreck 12: Done in by a World of Fun!

[Mad for Skating]

Too bad GER fed couldn't care less about organizing a GP ever ever ever again.

But let's see

Ladies: KOR #10 >>>> whole german team
Men: Cha >> Fentz >> rest of KOR team >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kotting
Pairs: Ok KOR 2 GER 1
Dance: Equally mediocre.

We need the influence of the Divine Aliona!

 

[alchemy void]

@Jeschke @alchemy void meet your new sugar daddy

 

[alchemy void]

The poster boy for Bofrost Cup on Ice 2018

 

[SmallFairy]

Ok, so the opening match at soccer WC is quite boring, so I'm watching Smirnov and Eremenko's instastories, where they are watching the opening match at soccer WC who is quite boring

And our boy keeps posing: https://www.instagram.com/p/BkAtIh6jWJW/

 

[SamuraiK]

Ok, so the opening match at soccer WC is quite boring, so I'm watching Smirnov and Eremenko's instastories, where they are watching the opening match at soccer WC who is quite boring

And our boy keeps posing: https://www.instagram.com/p/BkAtIh6jWJW/

I hope his dude/bro summer phase is over soon. Gimme our sensitive boy back.

 

[alchemy void]

I hope his dude/bro summer phase is over soon. Gimme our sensitive boy back.

Kotting is the only sensitive boi we need in here!

 

[pinky166]

So kitty
https://www.instagram.com/alisa_fedichkina
Is she even real? I think she needs to be back on the team for her instagram alone
My guess is she got dumped recently and feels the need to rub how pretty she is in everyone’s face

 

[Yehudi]

So kitty
https://www.instagram.com/alisa_fedichkina
Is she even real? I think she needs to be back on the team for her instagram alone
My guess is she got dumped recently and feels the need to rub how pretty she is in everyone’s face

How sexist. Kitty simply posts mountain pics and everyone is all yet nary a peep about our boy’s recent pic

https://instagram.com/p/BkAtIh6jWJW/

 

[alchemy void]

So kitty
https://www.instagram.com/alisa_fedichkina
Is she even real? I think she needs to be back on the team for her instagram alone
My guess is she got dumped recently and feels the need to rub how pretty she is in everyone’s face

Kitty is so gorgeous.
Unfortunately there are cringey creeper comments there too, including from our old friend cronos27eterno

 

[SmallFairy]

Kitty is so gorgeous.
Unfortunately there are cringey creeper comments there too, including from our old friend cronos27eterno

Unblock me on Twitter I love you???

Talking gorgeous, @Jeschke should check out Sphilevaya's IG, turns out Samarin was at the game too. Smirnov needs to shave

 

[SmallFairy]

So kitty
https://www.instagram.com/alisa_fedichkina
Is she even real? I think she needs to be back on the team for her instagram alone
My guess is she got dumped recently and feels the need to rub how pretty she is in everyone’s face

Love bird IG drama!

(Hello off-season!)

 

[alchemy void]

Holy shit Tomas Verner is looking hot as hell

https://instagram.com/p/Bj-MejiF1mn/

Do hard list immediately!

Unblock me on Twitter I love you???

No that was @pinky166. Kidding. Not our pinky, of course, but an imposter.

I just remember cronos making really cringe-worthy comments about Kitty in the past.

 

[alchemy void]

Queen La Tuk music announcement!

Liza Tuktamysheva
SP Assassin's Tango by John Powell
LP “You Don’t Love Me” by Caro Emerald and “Petite Fleur” by The Hot Sardines

https://goldenskate.com/amp/2018/06/tuktamysheva-bringing-back-triple-axel-and-more-artistry/

I approve. That LP music is just begging for an epic costume. Easily the best selections she’s had since 2014-2015.

Slay!

 

[Jeschke]

Queen La Tuk music announcement!



I approve. That LP music is just begging for an epic costume. Easily the best selections she’s had since 2014-2015.

Slay!

I feel like I have seen a dozen Tuk Tango's already. Am I wrong?

 

[Jeschke]

Talking gorgeous, @Jeschke should check out Sphilevaya's IG, turns out Samarin was at the game too. Smirnov needs to shave

You did not think I missed that, or?
But I appreciate the concern for me

 

[rfisher]

I feel like I have seen a dozen Tuk Tango's already. Am I wrong?

But, there's no tango in this tango. . It's all about sex. Or so she says

 

[SamuraiK]

I dont feel the buzz/drama about Kitty's mountain pics .

As for Tuk and tango... she's only hot when she's taking photo sessions but it never translates into the ice.

 

[Jeschke]

Alarming how we think in common these days @SamuraiK , alarming!

 

[SamuraiK]

Alarming how we think in common these days @SamuraiK , alarming!

It's because daddy's day is near.

 

[Vagabond]

Alarming how we think in common these days @SamuraiK , alarming!

Having second thoughts about pretending that a certain April Fools' joke was not an April Fools' joke, are we?

 

[pinky166]

Holy shit Tomas Verner is looking hot as hell

https://instagram.com/p/Bj-I/

Do hard list immediately!

I saw that too and thought the same thing . Although I’m sure he made sure he was looking his best given the company he’s in on either side

By the way, I don’t think it’s fair that J/C are off the team meanwhile a World freaking champion, La Tuk, is out on it. They had so many “classic” J/C moments this season too!

 

[alchemy void]

I feel like I have seen a dozen Tuk Tango's already. Am I wrong?

As for Tuk and tango... she's only hot when she's taking photo sessions but it never translates into the ice.

I was more excited about the LP choice, people.

Regardless, give me a Tuktamysheva tango, cleavage, and a 3axel -- and I'll proclaim it the best program of the season.

By the way, I don’t think it’s fair that J/C are off the team meanwhile a World freaking champion, La Tuk, is out on it. They had so many “classic” J/C moments this season too!

Tuk is on because she has been a trainwreck the past 3 seasons. Like I said before, once she medals at Euros again this season, she's off again.

 

[rfisher]

Besides, James/Cipres are too boring now for the team. They lost their when they started winning medals.

Not that being boring keeps skaters off the team coughMaricough, but you've got to have something.

 

[Mad for Skating]

Besides, James/Cipres are too boring now for the team. They lost their when they started winning medals.

Not that being boring keeps skaters off the team coughMaricough, but you've got to have something.

AS I SAID, WE DESERVE STOLBOVA

 

[Jeschke]

but you've got to have something.

Some have brooches, some don't

 

[dinakt]

I hope his dude/bro summer phase is over soon. Gimme our sensitive boy back.

here you go
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkCiKjOj3hi/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1mijyafdj8pgj

 

[SamuraiK]

here you go
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkCiKjOj3hi/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1mijyafdj8pgj

Good. The cap is still too dude-ish IMO but a change back to the right direction.

 

[Ka3sha]

-patron-saint at FOI show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh8pQiXZhGU

 

[rfisher]

She's gorgeous

 

[Jeschke]

I thought this was a bit boring
(yeah, but exhibition programs i dislike always, so...)
But nice to see her having the 3lo back (if it was ever gone), even with a liashenkoesque entrance