#TeamTrainwreck 11: Foreplay over Coldplay

[alchemy void]

We all assume that Michal is retiring, but his twitter makes me wonder. https://twitter.com/patinaggio/status/977534166471495681

Tara and Johnny said Pyongchang was to be his final competition, then he shows up at Worlds, and now we get this. Of course, I'm good with it. He's looking hot these days, he has good programs, and really, this was one of his better seasons this quad.

Maybe next year he can bring the 4toe back and start to compete for Euro and World podiums again. And Leonova can bring back the 3loop and 3flip-3toe next season. And Radionova wins Russian nationals again. And Weinzierl lands 3lutz-3toe in SP and LP. And Gracie comes back with hot programs and wins nationals. And Rika Hongo makes the Japanese Worlds team. And Loena grabs a Euros medal. And Daleman skates to Wonder Woman and is CAN #1. And Stolbova actually skates next season and isn't a completely freaking trainwreck. And Gedevenashvili makes an epic comeback. And TM1 comes back to skate for Belgium because they have 2 spots. And Han Yan doesn't retire, becomes CHN #1, and goes back to the frosted tips. And the 1930s Belarussian slays at Ice Star Minsk and gets the Worlds minimums. And Brezinova makes top 5 at Euros. And Dasa skates one more season and is invited to Skate America. And TM2 switches to pairs and teams up with (insert C level Russian dude here).

 

[Vagabond]

Mine in order: Anna, Danny, Susie, Vanessa

It really does come down to the masters, doesn't it?

I particularly like Anna 2, Danny 2, and, of course, Vanessa.

 

[firstflight]

I did enjoy that FD but DelSchoes and BenAgosto were miles better. Heck even GrushGoncharov deserved it more and dont get me started on the Lindemann Bronze. But what's done is done , the point is ITA should have taken note and Anna & Luca would not be going to History books as the flukiest World Champions ever..

Yeah it was kind of a “sigh” conclusion for Anna and Luca to be rewarded their best FD score, beating W/P, but then losing the bronze by less than a point.
There would have been minimal controversy for the result to go the other way with it being literally a Milan Worlds.

 

[Jeschke]

New day, new surprise: MEEPOTS-Shortlist 2017/18 in alphabetic order
https://youtu.be/3H3nhlHZWBk
Feel free to campaign but keep in mind I won't care

I can't decide, #shpilevayasfinger, Shevchenko/Eremenko and Empress. This is a killer for me

Side note: There will be no POTS- and Tursy-POTS-Shortlist-Videos, as they would take way too long

 

[Hanna]

Obviously Gennaro & Panenkova's lipstick smears + honorable mentions to Empress #4 and Peng/Jin.

 

[Jeschke]

Obviously Gennaro & Panenkova's lipstick smears

Harmonic Finn, I am shocked!

 

[Yehudi]

In case anyone was missing Freed

https://instagram.com/p/Bg0Xk22lIbk/

 

[Jeschke]

In case anyone was missing Freed
https://instagram.com/p/Bg0Xk22lIbk/

#meinschatz

 

[Jeschke]

Folks, boss has a big problem with Tursy-POTS; 9 finalists we already have.
1 is missing and we have too many good options.

1) Mental Lambiel
https://youtu.be/RNTinuzjZ5g?t=5m39s
2) Happy Israelis
https://youtu.be/kBALMLIbrI4?t=6m11s
3) Happy Boobs
https://youtu.be/npmh-ktvOUI?t=6m53s
4) Happy Sakamoto
https://youtu.be/6ZjnbY_raRE?t=8m18s
5) Rukavicin Fist
https://youtu.be/_m3rrbNJFx0?t=8m10s
6) Miyahara crying coach
https://youtu.be/WHhQXsKQ37Y?t=7m16s
7) Sondre too fat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZTXzp_y_8s&t=3m46s
8) Crying Higuchi at worlds
9) Crying BabyItalians at worlds

Help is appreciated

Edit: No semifinal-poll, we don't want to go on other posters nerves too much

 

[Ka3sha]

Zhulin after BobSols FD at Nationals doesn’t count? Or?

And also epic Pogo and Tsareva dialogue in the K&C at SC

 

[Vagabond]

The most remarkable thing about Samohin's ending pose is that he was able to get that far in the program. That's got to count for something, I suppose.

I particularly liked Gennaro, Rippon, Savchenko/Massot 4, and Shpilevaya/Smirnov.

 

[Yehudi]

Folks, boss has a big problem with Tursy-POTS; 9 finalists we already have.
1 is missing and we have too many good options.

Help is appreciated

Edit: No semifinal-poll, we don't want to go on other posters nerves too much

Sima ?

https://instagram.com/p/BbnLGsfnKz9/
https://instagram.com/p/Bbpt1m6HtCd/

 

[Vagabond]

Crying Higuchi at Worlds (Starts at 7:01)

 

[Jeschke]

Sima ?

https://instagram.com/p/BbnLGsfnKz9/
https://instagram.com/p/Bbpt1m6HtCd/

Sima is already in the top9 I mentioned

Zhulin after BobSols FD at Nationals doesn’t count? Or?

Non-eligible

And also epic Pogo and Tsareva dialog in the K&C at SC

Already in

 

[skatingguy]

8) Crying Higuchi at worlds

https://youtu.be/nuUldsiBFmQ?t=255

 

[Vagabond]

9) Crying BabyItalians at worlds

Help is appreciated

Crying Middle-Aged Italians at Worlds (starts at about 7:44)

No semifinal-poll, we don't want to go on other posters nerves too much

We don't?!

 

[SamuraiK]

1) Mental Lambiel
https://youtu.be/RNTinuzjZ5g?t=5m39s

Edit: No semifinal-poll, we don't want to go on other posters nerves too much

I hadn't seen the Lambiel video He would never dare to treat Denis in the same way.

 

[SamuraiK]

We don't?!

Its more like daddy making sure his faves dont get eliminated early.

Crying Middle-Aged Italians at Worlds (starts at about 7:44)

LOL finally someone said it like it is. I was puzzled why C&L keep being referred as babyitalians when Luca is already showing white hair strips. Are we going to keep calling Matteo BabyRizzo until he's a grandpa???

 

[her grace]

I hadn't seen the Lambiel video He would never dare to treat Denis in the same way.

WOW! I don't care how Nikitina skated. She didn't deserve to have Lambiel up in her face like that.

 

[Jeschke]

Its more like daddy making sure his faves dont get eliminated early.

Infamous allegation

Are we going to keep calling Matteo BabyRizzo until he's a grandpa???

Yes!

 

[Jeschke]

She didn't deserve to have Lambiel up in her face like that.

@SamuraiK and @alchemy void don't you even dare to think commenting on exact that quote

 

[Vagabond]

I hadn't seen the Lambiel video He would never dare to treat Denis in the same way.

I'm not sure which is more mortifying, the way Stéphane Lambiel treats Diāna Ņikitina or the way he treats Deniss Vasiļjevs.

ETA:

Entire post

Wakaba Higuchi FTW!

 

[SamuraiK]

New day, new surprise: MEEPOTS-Shortlist 2017/18 in alphabetic order
https://youtu.be/3H3nhlHZWBk
Feel free to campaign but keep in mind I won't care

I can't decide, #shpilevayasfinger, Shevchenko/Eremenko and Empress. This is a killer for me

Side note: There will be no POTS- and Tursy-POTS-Shortlist-Videos, as they would take way too long

Awesome job Daddy!

However, Im really underwhelmed by the shortlist. Other than Empress of course (and maybe Peng & Jin) I see nothing "epic" in all those entries. The italian lipstick girl should have her own category of "creepy" instead of epic and the so much talked about here fingers of the russian junior ladies were totally lame (i was kinda expecting middle finger shown towards the judges so I guess my expectations were high).

Aliona should sweep the podium on this one.

 

[Jeschke]

Awesome job Daddy!

However, Im really underwhelmed by the shortlist

Same for me, really bad, even more for an olympic season.

the so much talked about here fingers of the russian junior ladies were totally lame

business as usual - u have no taste!

Aliona should sweep the podium on this one.

Yeah, I think she will make the list with 2 entries at least based on the weakness of the rest.

 

[Wyliefan]

LOL finally someone said it like it is. I was puzzled why C&L keep being referred as babyitalians when Luca is already showing white hair strips. Are we going to keep calling Matteo BabyRizzo until he's a grandpa???

Probably.

 

[text_skate]

Folks, boss has a big problem with Tursy-POTS; 9 finalists we already have.
1 is missing and we have too many good options.

What about TAT crying at Aljona's shoulder after Aljona's epic win of OGM. Can't find the video. @Ka3sha posted it.

 

[Jeschke]

What about TAT crying at Aljona's shoulder after Aljona's epic win of OGM. Can't find the video. @Ka3sha posted it.

It's the same like Zhulin and Aliona in green room --> no knc!

 

[text_skate]

Zhulin and Aliona in green room

vid please, I missed this, don't know how

 

[SamuraiK]

I wish we had a special award for this brilliant moment at 2018 Worlds..

https://www.instagram.com/p/BgyGl7jBblv/?tagged=kaetlynosmond

 

[Jeschke]

vid please, I missed this, don't know how

Zulin
https://youtu.be/T8RoTW-XgO4?t=4m44s

I bet, you did not miss Aliona in green room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSXDuNPN9NE

Aliona/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppG06SdKatc